Children in bars

calstars unveiled

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EGUVYwQXUAY4b-R?format=jpg&name=small

This was pretty funny: https://slate.com/human-interest/2019/09/kids-running-around-restaurants-care-and-feeding.html

Doxed!

d peterson 1000% otm

Disappointed mom face

these parents clearly didn’t see the NO KIDS 8 1/2 x 11 posted by the door. Now they managed to spill a book of matches on the floor

at 8 1/2 x 11 i'm surprised they fit in the door in the first place

One three year old bumps her nose and starts screaming bloody murder. Her sister runs to the front door and sprawls out completely on the floor, face first. The brother races his toy truck on the floor the entire length of the bar. Small place. The family finally makes a slight attempt to take control. The kids then start chanting “yes” in unison.

My godson and I lunched in the bar section of the restaurant; we nursed our chocolate milk and white wine like pros.

did you enjoy your chocolate milk

He thought the chardonnay too buttery.

There were kids in the bar today and it was totally chill

^ title to the new Lil' Dickie single

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/dog-cant-believe-they-allow-kids-in-this-brewery/

Dad is here with his 8 year old and what looks to be a date? He announces softly that he’s going to have a smoke, then breaks out some weed vapor and blows a plume high in the air. Kid plays with dog absentmindedly and asks his daddy to look.

https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/fdd/0b7/b2fefe6e037e3117416ea696850694a1f7-28-sloshed-kids-drinking.rhorizontal.w700.jpg

I misread the title as Chicken in Bars and now I'm recalling all the chicken I've eaten in bars. Wings, tendies, sandwiches... I've decided my favorite is the fried chicken salad I'd get at Chesterfields, a spacious and somewhat bleak dive in a grimy part of town. Corona killed it.

(the salad was exactly the same as you'd get in 1985)

they never threw it out?

Parents wheelin in dem strollers liked it’s no big ting

2 yo wandering around The bar while pavements “major leagues” plays

Buzzed dad swinging his toddler around by his arms, toddler crying, dad puts toddler on his shoulders and starts to dance

children behind bars

Well I said come over baby
We got children in the bar
Who's bar?
What bar?
My bar!

https://www.theonion.com/child-s-favorite-restaurant-also-dad-s-favorite-bar-1819579780

The first draft of Children of Men was somewhat less hard hitting.

Car alarm outside. “Get up,” mom says to girl who’s fallen

Other one is playing “Flip the thermos on to the table until it lands vertically” then falls backward knocking over a bench

Toddler at the big table
I guess there’s an economic imperative

BPA free pint glass

“can i get another cranberry juice?”

“you’ve had enough”

Toddler at the big table
I guess there’s an economic imperative

Needs one or two tweaks to be a Morrissey lyric

spouse and i brought our firstborn to meet some friends at a hype williams video retrospect at some bar years back and that was the first and only time we ever did that.

did very briefly meet whiney and he complemented the name of our kid.

Presumable mom placing 5 yo st the window seat at 9 pm

His mom holds him in her arm as she partake in a group tequila shot

Mstanding on the bar stool and hugging his Mom

I mean, isn't it better to learn about tequila shots under parental supervision, rather than at the playground?

This 2 year old left to entertain himself at an empty table for six with a plastic dinosaur. He bangs on the seat.

He’ll never remember this right

uh calstars what did you do

lol

Haha

I have very mixed feelings about Orwell (of course) but he got it at least about excluding kids from pubs. https://t.co/0g2aPEDDVN pic.twitter.com/jmOetE8nCT

— Tom Gann (@Tom_Gann) July 25, 2022

Two adolescents here with mom and dad, dad keeps ordering rounds for himself and mom. Who am I to judge, there’s so Much I don’t know

I heard about an article in last Sundays n y times about children in bars
Anyone have a link?

I subscribe to the Sunday NYT and try to at least glance at every article in the paper, but that doesn't ring a bell.

Yeah, I just tried a few different searches for the month of August and didn't find anything.

5 year old holding daddy’s hand in line for the rest room
Surely there’s a better way

40 year old genius brings his five year old daughter in to sit under the disco lights

Maybe Cib is not such a bad idea when you consider the alternative — dads drinking 40s on stoops while their kids look at dead bugs on the sidewalk