PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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they probably aren't thinking much about long term gains, clinging onto power by any means seems the game. maybe they'll get away with: we've knackered the economy and there might be burning corpse piles in the streets, but hey we saved you from the German Empire + Corbynism.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

yeah but it can't JUST be disaster capitalism and staving off nigel can it? i feel like i'm not getting something

I don't think you understand Tories.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link

jiminy testicle having another normal one on twitter today I see

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

is this journalism? pic.twitter.com/ByyKO6T6d1

— ian mighty (@iammightor) October 8, 2019

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

NFU says farmers would feel 'betrayed' by government in event of no-deal Brexit

Well you shouldn't have voted to Leave or spent the last billions years voting Tory. Cunts.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

xp
It's terrible fanfic but at least it isn't breaking any impartiality rules.

calzino, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

ew ew ew at that LK tweet :(

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

not to be all save-a-Laura but that's a spoof tweet

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

it is actually difficult to tell the difference

calzino, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

Could've fooled me (and did)

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

xp true enough

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

i mean yeah look lk is awful but thats not a supportive tweet

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

anvil i don't mean the briefing against merkel, i mean the whole fantasy of a "clean break". surely no politician actually believes this.

Its just a larger version of the same thing. We really need to stop being so literal with this truth thing, its an entirely upside down way of looking at things

anvil, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

seems bad

Glasgow's Lord Provost billed the taxpayer for 23 pairs of shoes as part of an £8000 spending spree on clothing and beauty products.https://t.co/vKmztBzpiL

— The Daily Record (@Daily_Record) October 8, 2019

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link

will GCC forever be such a morass of sleaze?

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

To be fair, she is also the Commissioner of Northern Lighthouses. That's got to require a few fleeces, some waterproof kecks and stout footwear. Plus all the official regalia she has to change into once she's in there, trimming the wick.

Michael Jones, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

phwoarrr

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

paging deems

imago, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

everything alright big man ?
https://lfgss.microco.sm/api/v1/files/b3111e9d9ed104e26e35c73aa83c2c20904bb154.jpg

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link

that geordie greig ?

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

yes

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

ftr I haven't a pager but what was for my attn

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link

you're a fakie cake maker and i ain't. got. time. for. you

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link

anti irish sentiment is out of control

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link

sass

Thanks to @NUFC for quoting my comments about how "billionaire owners like Mike Ashley" are "ruining our national game".https://t.co/VsQn3Dheko

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) October 8, 2019

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link

more real football news

So so sorry. Our fault entirely. Unfortunately my staff member defected to Venezuela last night - apparently his extradition vehicle was not mobile friendly - but he assures me is sending another team member with a pooper scooper to @StreathamRovers tonight. Thanks again https://t.co/cP7FxOrRKT

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) October 8, 2019

nashwan, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

it's called repartee, chum

imago, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

i literally don't understand that tweet

i've been living in london for 13 years, you'd think eventually i'd crack the code

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

losing my mind

So proud to be working with @StreathamRovers on their new campaign - @bobservant - could you help? A great chance to win their new home kit too (below). https://t.co/riBZ540SpX

— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) October 8, 2019

devvvine, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

I'll be truly amazed when he starts retweeting Trevor Bastard tweets about feral children masturbating into the Diana memorial fountain!

calzino, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link

Is this BJ on HIGNFY for the worst timeline generation?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link

skawkbox published it then deleted

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 22:09 (four years ago) link

I mean, if John McDonnell is moving against Karie Murphy, then more power to his elbow.

Rory Stewart joking about Streatham Rovers hurts my head.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

is there anything concrete about karie murphy being bad or does everyone just assume?

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link

This is simultaneously outrageous and Tories as per usual

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/israel-boycott-local-councils-public-bodies-and-student-unions-to-be-banned-from-shunning-israeli-a6874006.html

Local councils, public bodies and even some university student unions are to be banned by law from boycotting “unethical” companies, as part of a controversial crackdown being announced by the Government.

Under the plan all publicly funded institutions will lose the freedom to refuse to buy goods and services from companies involved in the arms trade, fossil fuels, tobacco products or Israeli settlements in the occupied West Bank.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 23:17 (four years ago) link

Is “the worst timeline generation“ yours, camaraderie? Because I like it.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 23:28 (four years ago) link

xpost 2016

StanM, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 05:25 (four years ago) link

is there anything concrete about karie murphy being bad or does everyone just assume?

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, October 8, 2019 10:42 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

think it’s mostly driven by FBPE conspiracism augmented by gabriel pogrunds very selective editing of leaked emails

be goose, do crimes (||||||||), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 05:41 (four years ago) link

Rory Stewart joking about Streatham Rovers hurts my head.

― Andrew Farrell,

A Conservative running for London is relatively short of options, and can't really run on record. Needs to run on character/personality, which he has the basic beginnings of but really needs fleshing out. Right now, its tough to see it working but people have a habit of falling for these things. I woudn't rule him out just yet

anvil, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 06:54 (four years ago) link

KM is a nexus of the "we're not going to take this complaint any further because he's a good comrade" shite.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 07:16 (four years ago) link

too much time on ilx: i read that as karl malone at first

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 07:27 (four years ago) link

Same :)

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 07:30 (four years ago) link

That is karl malone's way too

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 07:34 (four years ago) link

Too lenient on good comrades

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 07:35 (four years ago) link

This industrial scale piracy is damaging to TV companies and sports industries. It must stop. https://t.co/lC9vU6lh6R

— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) October 8, 2019

lol couldn't possibly give less of a fuck, Tom.

calzino, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 07:35 (four years ago) link

to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 07:39 (four years ago) link


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