Guildford time!!!😎 pic.twitter.com/YEK8N1225b— Luís Figo (@LuisFigo) October 5, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 7 October 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link
Just a normal day in Guildford, someone walking up the High Street in a spacesuit, that's all.
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link
omg
― imago, Monday, 7 October 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/live-luis-figo-guildford-football-17036897
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 7 October 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link
Police have kettled a giant octopus on Whitehall and are marching it back to Trafalgar Square. pic.twitter.com/FX89oG8y53— Liam O'Hare (@Liam_O_Hare) October 9, 2019
― living in the heart of the beat (Matt #2), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
Watchmen: The Alternative Ending
― living in the heart of the beat (Matt #2), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link
why doesn't it just climb up the walls and over them?
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link
a many-tentacled monster made almost entirely of suckers and an octopus
― to regain his mental focus, he played video-game golf (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/oct/09/coleen-rooney-accuses-rebekah-vardy-leaking-stories-sun
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link
Lust. Passion. Tits... and the ultimate betrayal. A tragic love story in four parts. pic.twitter.com/JuRslq7hPM— Poppy® Watch (@giantpoppywatch) October 23, 2019
Lock thread.
― Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 October 2019 11:31 (four years ago) link
dying
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 24 October 2019 11:53 (four years ago) link
i just :O
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:06 (four years ago) link
Hahahaha
― pomenitul, Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link
absolutely incredible
@giantpoppywatch's pinned tweet is also fantastic
ME REMEMBER FALLEN! pic.twitter.com/5bipVfUe99— Poppy® Watch (@giantpoppywatch) November 7, 2016
― genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:38 (four years ago) link
this is what happens when you spend your life avoiding The One Show like tv herpes
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 12:39 (four years ago) link
ahahahaha
― kinder, Thursday, 24 October 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
For many years there have been events held in our local area on Hallowe’en. We have participated each October, handing out sweets and other goodies to children when they knock at the door. However, my children are now too old to go trick or treating and I don't feel like we should have to spend our money to pay for others.I got into a heated argument with my neighbour about this, they say I am in the wrong as my children benefited for many years. Should I relent and take part in the festivities?
However, my children are now too old to go trick or treating and I don't feel like we should have to spend our money to pay for others.
I got into a heated argument with my neighbour about this, they say I am in the wrong as my children benefited for many years. Should I relent and take part in the festivities?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer-affairs/moral-money-kids-have-left-home-can-stop-wasting-cash-halloween/
― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 11:10 (four years ago) link
Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park https://t.co/YLTjF9oGEV— Manchester News MEN (@MENnewsdesk) October 31, 2019
― Portsmouth Bubblejet, Thursday, 31 October 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link
"Michael Golsorkhi was seen 'thrusting' with his trousers around his ankles in full view of families eating at a Beefeater pub in Stockport."
chefskiss.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 13:59 (four years ago) link
Getting his beef eaten
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link
Beefeats, shoots, in leaves
― just another country (snoball), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link
lmao
― non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link
Or "shoots in leaves."
― nickn, Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
A wonderful way to honour those who died protecting us from fascism. 👏 9/10 pic.twitter.com/mNbEZshC65— Poppy® Watch (@giantpoppywatch) November 8, 2019
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 8 November 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link
beautiful
― conrad, Friday, 8 November 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link
3 LIONS REMEMBER
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 8 November 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bedminster-pub-you-wont-pint-2198290
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
yeah i feel like i probably wouldn't wander into the Three Lions by choice anyway
― Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link
I'd only go in there with my "al-Baghdadi Jihad Legend" T shirt on
― calzino, Friday, 8 November 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link
Nice work there from pub landlord Sean Donnelly.https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-50346218
A noisy neighbour who blasted out dance anthem Born Slippy on a loop has been warned he could face jail if he fails to keep the noise down.Clyde Taylor, 54, ignored official warnings to stop playing the Underworld track in the early hours.Hi-fi equipment, speakers and an electric guitar were seized from his home in Eccles after repeated breaches of a noise abatement notice.
― gyac, Friday, 8 November 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link
Nice work there from pub landlord Sean Donnelly.
LOL
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:07 (four years ago) link
The weather is particularly bad in South London.. pic.twitter.com/98ThG1Oz1Z— Football on BT Sport (@btsportfootball) November 8, 2019
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 23:38 (four years ago) link
Is this bloke the final level Poppy Boss? pic.twitter.com/kofLiXk7QE— #ProudDaddy Mooms (@Danny_McMoomins) November 9, 2019
― calzino, Saturday, 9 November 2019 11:32 (four years ago) link
he'll be sorry when he has to feed it a dentist
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 November 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link
i used to live in bedminster and the nearest pub had a sign in the door written in biro that said "locals only after 8pm". i wonder if any non-locals went in before 8pm.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 9 November 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link
I once went into a pub with a "customer notice Travellers will not be served here". When I asked the surly landlord if there was a payphone on the premises. He said its just around the corner but your not using it if you are from that bail hostel.
― calzino, Saturday, 9 November 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
Beautiful tribute to our fallen soldiers 😢 pic.twitter.com/gpbZNPpMH5— Mascots Minute Silence (@MascotSilence) November 9, 2019
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
Map issued to polish aircrew during WW2 to help them pronounce British town names. Thank you one and all. pic.twitter.com/4hxPkC3cFd— tom newton (@tom_newton1234) November 10, 2019
― mark s, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
― imago, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
that is the best
Note the lack of R's
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
I'm Byleryky Dycky and I'm doing very well.
― nickn, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link
it's been disputed that it's a WWII map, it's in a book of Soviet-era maps and is said to be in case of a Soviet invasion of Britain
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 11 November 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link
It is for Polish speakers though.
― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Monday, 11 November 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link
Saufend-on-Sji <<< going with the local pronunciation I see...
― just another country (snoball), Monday, 11 November 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link
https://metro.co.uk/2019/11/23/man-threatened-burn-nightclub-didnt-sell-red-bull-11206056/
― piscesx, Sunday, 24 November 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link
In mitigation, his defence barrister said Day couldn’t remember the incident.
― john cage fighter (Matt #2), Sunday, 24 November 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link
I couldn't really help it, I was pissed out of my head
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 24 November 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link
seven Coronas, wow Ollie Reed lives
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 24 November 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link
https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerset-news/police-issue-update-latex-clad-3557776.amp?
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 25 November 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link