PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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that's going too far, but maybe a torrented Korean HC subs HD rip of It Chapter 2

calzino, Saturday, 5 October 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link

The cabinet of national unity in full pic.twitter.com/Px1wRDbslg

— John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) October 5, 2019



Install MATTY TAYLOR at the Foreign Office to destroy Brexit.

Matt DC, Saturday, 5 October 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link

Visceral hatred. I love it. pic.twitter.com/gET9CCNAeg

— Scott Rogers (@scottr0gers) October 6, 2019

u loves to see it

calzino, Sunday, 6 October 2019 08:13 (four years ago) link

love that that anger could be about literally any aspect of his life or career

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 October 2019 08:55 (four years ago) link

Nice bit of editing to end on a shot of the Irish flag.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Sunday, 6 October 2019 08:57 (four years ago) link

It’s even worse with ministers. Our terms are absurdly short. I held five ministerial jobs in four years. Just as I was completing my 25-year environment plan, I was made a Middle East minister. Just as I was trying to change our aid policy in Syria, I was made the Africa minister. Just as I was finishing my Africa strategy, I was moved to prisons. I promised to reduce violence in prisons in 12 months, and violence was just beginning to come down – when I was made secretary of state for international development. How can this be a serious way to run a country?

Rory on his bullshit again. Never mind that his voting record is completely wretched - he doesn't explain what he implemented to reduce violence in prisons cos erm.. I think it probably was the type of statistical blip that arsehole tory pols like him can't get enough of to justify their callous incompetence and this is a few days after a baby died during a lone childbirth in a prison cell. Yeah I'm sure you did a cracking job in every dept and were just on the verge of bringing in some game-changing transformation every time you were moved on ... he's one of them managers that loudly criticise the previous manager's training regime and the fitness of the players and then gets sacked by christmas, hovering above the relegation zone.

calzino, Sunday, 6 October 2019 09:34 (four years ago) link

Just as I was completing my 25-year environment plan

https://www.antikbar.co.uk/catalogue/images/PP1063_1_l.jpg

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Sunday, 6 October 2019 09:43 (four years ago) link

hate it when somebody knocks on the door right in the middle of a great 25-year plan

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 6 October 2019 10:01 (four years ago) link

doubly frustrating when no-one is taking your close cropping, deep ploughing theories seriously as well!

calzino, Sunday, 6 October 2019 10:05 (four years ago) link

i once attempted to interest a lady in deep ploughing and she just laughed at me

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 6 October 2019 10:13 (four years ago) link

Somebody shared a photo on FB yesterday of a pro-Brexit rally at Trafalgar Square that appeared to have about a handfull of people at it. Some people holding a banner and very very few people around them.
Can't find further reference to it, so wondered if it was supposed to be a mass countrywide rally that had people bussing in or what.
Hope that is reflective of the way people are feeling nationwide though.

How much longer can this be dragged out without it being given up on?

Stevolende, Sunday, 6 October 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link

siuuuuuu

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Sunday, 6 October 2019 11:07 (four years ago) link

"Let's get back to being the British Empire" - this leave voter at the #SaveBrexitRally in Harrogate explains why he doesn't want a #PeoplesVote

Read more about the Brexit marches taking place across the UK here: https://t.co/yjolYwzM8j pic.twitter.com/HUQIZmxoLH

— Sky News (@SkyNews) October 20, 2018

I'd love to drink with these clever lads

calzino, Sunday, 6 October 2019 11:11 (four years ago) link

Imagine what they'd be coming out with by about the sixth pint

Stockhausen Serves Empirical Jism (Matt #2), Sunday, 6 October 2019 11:16 (four years ago) link

I walked past Trafalgar Square yesterday and saw one union flag and one st George's flag on the same pole, wasn't close enough to see what it was about.

The farmers protest in parliament sq was bigger with about 30 people.

No euro flags at all around Westminster. Do they get put up and taken down every day?

koogs, Sunday, 6 October 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link

Looks like that was the rally. I've just looked back at the photo and it has that 2 flags thing in it.
NOt sure how many people in the photo I see are actually involved in the rally and how many are tourists who just happen to be in the same spot doing their own thing. There's so few 'protestors' that it seems there is no conscious overlap or whatever. I'd think that a large crowd would mean people would be either consciously engaging or consciously avoiding. These just seem to be people who are in teh same place but don't know each other and aren't that bothered, like.

Stevolende, Sunday, 6 October 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link

bbbbbut people are ANGRY and there will be RIOTS

stoffle (||||||||), Sunday, 6 October 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link

No-deal Brexit could lead to increase in dogging in Kent lay-bys, cabinet minister warns
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/dover/news/brexit-will-spark-rise-in-dogging-213622/

stoffle (||||||||), Sunday, 6 October 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

I genuinely can't work out if that's a parody or not.
I do like the stock image of typical doggers though:

https://www.kentonline.co.uk/_media/img/750x0/S3HCUJFFTN1SV2DYXA7R.jpg

Stockhausen Serves Empirical Jism (Matt #2), Sunday, 6 October 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

The Lib Dems would work with Labour, just not if the party is led by literally anyone from absolutely anywhere on the political spectrum pic.twitter.com/1VkWccEMJp

— Ben Trott (@bentrott) October 3, 2019

YouGov to see it (wins), Sunday, 6 October 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

^^^good tweet

imago, Sunday, 6 October 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

if i lived in a con/dem marginal i'd fucking move

imago, Sunday, 6 October 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

In case you’re wondering what heinous, hate filled crime she’s describing. Yes, you’ve got it, it’s Jeremy Corbyn going to the theatre. pic.twitter.com/WqHL6ntvuX

— Simon Walklate (@butasok) October 6, 2019

the murderous hatred in the average celeb melt towards Corbyn could be hot enough to power 0.04% of the national grid.

calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:39 (four years ago) link

she is a full weapon

latest john harris piece is... partially otm ?

stoffle (||||||||), Monday, 7 October 2019 08:42 (four years ago) link

tjhdr!

calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:56 (four years ago) link

I don't know what that last tweet is about tbh.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2019 09:17 (four years ago) link

I'll take it context free, cos fuck reading through celeb threads, but I think her Corbyn hatred has reached a monomaniacal level of unhealthy

calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 09:25 (four years ago) link

Basically, Frances Barber, Tracey Ann Oberman and Rachel Riley all have Extreme Online Corbyn Derangement Syndrome. The latter two are egged on by accounts eager to highlight left antisemitism but they never say a word about right-wingers’ creepy comments about Soros etc.

coup de twat (suzy), Monday, 7 October 2019 09:28 (four years ago) link

I know all that I still don't know what that last tweet is about though.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2019 09:30 (four years ago) link

TAO took a creepshot of the Corbyns and Shami Chakrabarti having a coffee in the foyer of the theatre where she was performing, a theatre where he’s on the board, and Tommy Corbyn told her and RR to wind their necks in. They didn’t like being told.

coup de twat (suzy), Monday, 7 October 2019 09:34 (four years ago) link

she's probably an MI5 spook like Whitely was, so Crobz better watch his back!

calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 09:37 (four years ago) link

(xp) Ta. So, yes, they're nutjobs.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2019 09:41 (four years ago) link

just a bit of stalking, let's be cool

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2019 09:42 (four years ago) link

the way celebz always moan about invasions of their privacy etc and they were taking creepshots [shakes head]

calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 09:51 (four years ago) link

Tracy Ann Oberman a celebrity? I think not. Obviously Corbyn and Chakrabati were there just to fuck with her head, they've got fuck else to keep them occupied at the moment.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link

I see that a former election strategist for Narendra Modi is currently shopping a "Labour is institutionally biased against Indians and India" line to the Murdoch press.

ShariVari, Monday, 7 October 2019 10:13 (four years ago) link

McD otm these are the important stats:

[Boris Johnson]
297 (Tories and DUP)

[Jeremy Corbyn]
284 (Lab, SNP, PC, Grn)

[some jumped up melt/nice tory/blairite detritus]
44 (LDs, TIG, Tory rebels)

― calzino, Saturday, 5 October 2019 21:51 (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just saying, this is definitely a high-water mark for your faith in the average Labour MP!

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 7 October 2019 10:18 (four years ago) link

Still the Loto though and perhaps some these fuckers might be a bit easier to whip into line with food and medical shortages pending.
Xp
What would Modi's solution to the Irish border problem be? Just keep machine gunning civilians down in the thousands until they stfu!

calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link

TBH I think this all moot anyway if Johnson requests an extension and the mythical Hungarian conspiracy doesn't materialise. It's a GE or nothing now.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 October 2019 10:25 (four years ago) link

Also nearly all of these people would take anyone or anything over No Deal and anything else is smoke and mirrors.

It would be nice for a journalist to ask why they think a very short term Corbyn govt would be worse than immediate food and medical shortages though.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 October 2019 10:26 (four years ago) link

xps, arbitrarily declare all the Catholics in Northern Ireland as illegal immigrants and have them deported iirc.

ShariVari, Monday, 7 October 2019 10:29 (four years ago) link

I've brought it up before but having not checked since the recalibration of MPs per party over the last few months the gender split between Tories and Labour is now wider not narrower. Only one in five Tory MPs are women whereas Labour are now just 3% away from a 50/50 gender split which is fantastic. Really do think more should be made of this.

nashwan, Monday, 7 October 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link

Scottish courts today and tomorrow set to be interesting

stet, Monday, 7 October 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link

Court rejects latest request to force PM to ask for Brexit extension

I've got no idea what's going on anymore.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:00 (four years ago) link

The UK government’s lawyers told the court on Friday that Johnson would write that letter if required and argued that a legally binding order was therefore not needed.

drylol

nashwan, Monday, 7 October 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link

TBH I think this all moot anyway if Johnson requests an extension and the mythical Hungarian conspiracy doesn't materialise. It's a GE or nothing now.

― Matt DC,

Wasn't this the intention all along? To pre-emptively box Farage in, and convince Farage voters Boris means business. That needed a certain theatricality given short time frame to win them over?

anvil, Monday, 7 October 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

The European Union (Withdrawal) (No 2) (and That Ain't Good) Act

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link

#RiseUpForRojava - we lost 11,000 of our Kurdish brothers and sisters as they bravely fought off ISIS for the good of the entire world. The USA has now given genocidal dictator Erdogan the green light to destroy the region of Rojava

Time to speak out! @UKLabour pic.twitter.com/Osvyu9rrHN

— Manchester Momentum (@McrMomentum) October 7, 2019

xyzzzz__, Monday, 7 October 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2003/03/kurd-sellout-watch-day-18.html

whoops sorry that's 16 years old

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link


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