Rolling Worst Music of 2019

It's fine for what it is.

i gotta say i like "dance monkey" quite a bit, "johnny run away" too.

is it cool if i post something in here that i'm pretty sure will be broadly disliked even though i kinda think it's a jam

eh fuck it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC728aVm3u8

That's fine, most things on here are fine, bit annoying perhaps, but fine.

Madeleina Kay on the other hand, worst vocal performance of the millennium.

He never left:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVgK-JJ4jpY

now we're talkin'

one of the worst things i've ever heard

as far as 420 jingle philosophy, i'll take afroman thank you very much

oof

i hate this a lot

https://youtu.be/19zYwxfXPUg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19zYwxfXPUg

Would be less oppressive without the visuals.

The horribly distorted-sounding production is the worst thing about it.

I don't mind that. They sound like Franz Ferdinand with fetal alcohol syndrome, but still better than the Strokes.

I can tell how much I would've loved that if it came out in 2004, but it's basically: What if Franz Ferdinand, Art Brut and Dogs Die in Hot Cars teamed up to make an album paying homage to the legacy of Los Campesinos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-b2xWjeQIU

the still video picture alone

she is going to keep being the worst until someone hits her with a car

(it’s the woman from karmin in case you didn’t know)

Sam Smith has covered "I Feel Love".

maura otm

come back Kraeyshawn all is forgiven

kreayshawn was always good

do you reckon that q'v'een herby is brazenly trying to break into the thinkpiece cycle (/pick up a few stray rageclicks here n there) or is she really truly following her muse here

oh danny brown, why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYmWDjg3GI

Qveen Herby is truly queen of the herbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UfjXacfgkM

how horrendous can a chris brown song be and still be a hit on urban radio

No ceiling and no floor (feat. Qveen Herby)

I hate this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_83KqwEEGw4

yeah that sucks, also who likes sundays?

...she does:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DimpledDishonestAyeaye-size_restricted.gif

she doesn't like sundays, she just finds them preferable to mondays

what hath chance wrought

xp She says they're her fun days! That's pretty positive

that would actually be a pretty good video if those two guys got stabbed right when they come into the office and the remaining 2:30 is just ambient office sounds

lol

Man, I was stuck in a dentist's waiting room this morning, and no joke, whatever playlist they had on seemed to be literally all of my least favorite songs from the past several years, from "Hey Soul Sister" to that Bruno Mars "Count On Me" song to the Fray to ... well, more Train. I heard that atrocious "Play That Song" and "Drops of Jupiter," too. A lot of Train. I almost had to leave.

Uber Driver
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B1FSqG13Z9s

sorry that’s a double post. blackbear is the worst.

what was this? the youtube is gone.

Look who’s back:

― #YABASIC (morrisp), Tuesday, October 1, 2019 7:42 AM (two months ago)

"dance monkey" is now becoming a big hit in the states oh dear

My daughter went with a friend to see a band called ... Watersports? Waterparks? Waterpolo? Whatever it was, it sounded miserable.

ugh, never heard "Dance Monkey" until just now. It's bad, but the wiki entry starts with the makings of a good short story.

"Watson was born and raised in Mount Martha on the Mornington Peninsula. She learned how to play keyboards and drum pads at high school and later gathered experience performing local gigs and festivals."

It's been #1 over here for nine weeks now. Send help

i almost admire the "dance monkey" singer's commitment to her downright bizarre vocal affectations

Update: apparently my family has indeed heard it, but they do not seem to be fans. That sort of vocal affectation is all over the place these days.

i like dance monkey...

what was this? the youtube is gone.

It was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPrw_Nyq88U

ffs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEzp0EItzWs

okay I just figured out the name of this song on the radio where an insane cursed puppet child shrieks about all the terrible things she's going to do to you unless you carry out her bidding.

It's 'Dance Monkey' by Tones & I