ok but karl if i can just remind you that this meeting is not about that and ask you to refocus
now, progress update on operation dennis please
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link
...i assumed that was in Rhonda's court
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link
oh ive been here the whole time. just staring at you.
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link
Guys i think i left a shoe in here. Did anybody find
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link
All,
Please be advised that our quarterly disposal of surplus assets is scheduled for next Friday. As part of this process, we will be disposing of unclaimed items from the Lost and Found, generously maintained by Graeme at reception. Please seek out your lost items with Graeme as soon as possible.
Warmly,Grover WidewaleHead of Physical Plant
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link
Grover, what a prick amirite
/replyall
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
*staring at karl*
― all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link
i've been in this bathroom stall for 40 minutes now...i can't go until i'm alone in here. and it is very quiet...but every once in a while i could swear someone is in here with me! i look under the stalls to see if there are any feet and bunched trousers visible in other stalls, but there aren't. god why is it always so TENSE in here
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
Oi there is this shifty dude in the stall next to me i think he got performance anxiety. Sitting indian style on the toilet to try to get him to leave, i can't go with an audience
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link
"indian style"
cancelled, rhonda send the usual mail pls
yes, now, before last months payroll file
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
has it
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link
is Turrican gone for good?
― sarahell, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
I won't be saying his name into any fucking mirrors of youre askin
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
only your finest mirror
― nashwan, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link
murricans
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link
i kinda miss him and 'neb --
― sarahell, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link
i miss them all bar the obvious tbh
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link
turrican can fuck off, imo
it's one thing to criticize the lyrics of an ilxor's song in a slimy "you don't know about lyrics, you wrote THIS" dick move, but it's another thing to be the most disingenuous fuck of all time after being called out on it
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link
karl you were asked for an update on operation dennis some time back
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 23:55 (four years ago) link
Is this the thread where ilxors ask for feedback on their hobby bands?
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link
Hope so
― Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 01:13 (four years ago) link
sure
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 02:27 (four years ago) link
a multi-purpose thread. saves electrons.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 03:08 (four years ago) link
Guys what address should my lawyer use on the subpoena for my improper termination
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 03:10 (four years ago) link
im sorry sir this is a library youre going to have to lower your expectations
― too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 06:49 (four years ago) link
?
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Friday, 25 October 2019 23:15 (four years ago) link
"obtuse" is another term we'll throw in here i think
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 01:31 (four years ago) link
Rhonda,
Deliver to me the IT-based IT solution by end of day, i will be in my office working on the development of the IT-CIM concept, which wouldn't have been possible without the CIM solution. if you need any assistance, pelase contact Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner - he works at the Institute for Factory Facilities at Prof. Wiendahl at TU-Har.
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link
Rhonda
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link
Rhonda, and as such she will be missing.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 31 October 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
Rhonda, a graduate of the University of Washington, said the new study offers "real progress in our understanding" of the causes of suicide.
"In this instance, that it has something to do with suicide or at least its impact upon the person is something we knew from the beginning," she said. "The question has become, 'How does this occur in a human society?'"
"The study adds to all the information we have," he added.
Suicide is the third leading cause of death among young people ages 15 to 19 (see related story). But experts have long worried that suicide rates are increasing. Some point to a rise in drug overdoses, especially among teens. But few studies have addressed whether the increase in suicide rates coincides with the increase in overdoses, said Dr. Mark Giedd, director of the division of mental health services at Children's Hospital Boston and co-author of the study.
Some suicides occur at the last moment, perhaps by a self-inflicted wound, as in a school shooting. But the overall rates of suicide
Rhonda, I think, was in good shape, or close. She had good taste, good taste—but her face was, well, it was very hard. She had a pretty face, but she had a hard face. Well. You can imagine. I can imagine. I can even imagine.
You were on the road from then until the end. I remember we went to the station, and then I drove you back to the hotel. My mother asked me to wait until she had calmed down. It was not until I arrived at the train station she was so overcome she asked me to come with her, and to drive her home. I remember I made it home in about three hours and then I waited to see if she was really all right, and she was. The little girl, we called her by then, was a miracle, wasn't she?
But she couldn't speak at all. She just had to sit there. By that time I knew the reason. It's something you see a lot in people. Well, I'm sitting there in
― pomenitul, Thursday, 31 October 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
There were no available drawings to work from, Rhonda, and the experts at TU-Har were able to use the old iron casting in order to reconstruct this pattern. Rhonda, state of the art IT-CIM milling machinery and lathes were employed for the precision milling and cutting of alder hardwood to create the specified shapes, holding a .030" tolerance throughout. Sanding, Rhonda, was performed to maintain smoothness. Finished dimensions of the pattern were 14" in length, 13" in width, and 6" thick, my dearest Rhonda. Rhonda, full dimensional and visual inspections were implemented to ensure product accuracy. And Rhonda, the project was completed after a turnaround time of 2 weeks, meeting customer specifications and the rigorous internal standards of TU-Har. For more information about this bearing housing pattern fabrication, or the other value added services available please see the table below or contact TU-Har directly. As ever, my undying love to you and your adopted children, Rhonda.
Warmest regards,Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 October 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
Help me, Rhonda. NOW!
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
i have just learned that Rhonda was terminated 4 and a half years ago
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
Get her out of our chart!
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
Elmer,
I know this is a big ask but when you get a sec, could you please remove Rhonda's name from all of our internal systems? Looks like she might've skedaddled on out of here half a decade back without anyone noticing. We should probably forward anything in her inbox to her supervisor so they can take a looky-loo at what still needs to be handled. I just sent her something this AM about the TU-Har account and I'm sure others have done likewise as sorting out the IT-CIM concept is a hot-button must-do. I'll pow-wow with the folks in Systems Mismanaged and see if we can effect a go-forward strategy re: Rhonda's absence.
Thanks a billion,Prof. Dr.-Ing. Binner
― Feed Me Wheat Thins (Old Lunch), Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
This is a sad day for the firm. I still remember her entry-level interview.
Rhonda caught our eye. I can tell you lots of reasons why.
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link
** exec lvl 3 and above eyes only **
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Rhonda terminated today for violation of "bring whole self to work" initiative
― deems of internment (darraghmac), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link
hold on
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
That’s not the Rhonda I was talking about
We’re gonna need an all hands
do you mean Rhonda or Rhoda
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link
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Thanks,IT Support
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
...I fear that the IT-CIM concept was deeply flawed from the start
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:34 (four years ago) link
And the CIM solution, which led to the IT-CIM conceptDear god
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
They told us that the IT-CIM concept was “IT-based”, and we just believed them
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
But look at the wikipedia entry for Swim Lanes (process flow diagrams) to learn the awful truth. It’s all been right in front of us
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 31 October 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link