PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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i have to have those flights for work

plax (ico), Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

Carrie Symonds is no friend of the sisterhood - she’s one of those women who thinks whatever might have happened to her partner’s former partners will not happen to her, because she’s a cool girl.

Anyone who’d shag Boris Johnson in 2019 needs
a) HPV vaccine
b) psych intervention

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link

c) aveeno stess relief moisturising lotion

Speaking of which

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/03/media-outlets-in-bidding-war-for-jennifer-arcuri-scoop-boris-johnson

Further undermining BJ is good, but giving more money to this person isn't worth it.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link

General election 2017: Bristol West[13]
Party Candidate Votes % ±
Labour Thangam Debbonaire 47,213 65.9 Increase30.3
Conservative Annabel Tall 9,877 13.8 Decrease1.4
Green Molly Scott Cato 9,216 12.9 Decrease14.0
Liberal Democrat Stephen Williams 5,201 7.3 Decrease11.6

That's a pretty blunt knife.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

you have factor in the Swinson bounce tho Matt, they fucking love austerity in Bristol.

calzino, Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

Carrie Symonds is no friend of the sisterhood - she’s one of those women who thinks whatever might have happened to her partner’s former partners will not happen to her, because she’s a cool girl.

Anyone who’d shag Boris Johnson in 2019 needs
a) HPV vaccine
b) psych intervention


She was a victim of John Worboys!

gyac, Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

xxxp A little undermined by her already telling the Mail that nothing wrong happened.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/03/jennifer-arcuri-says-all-allegations-about-her-and-johnson-are-false

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

xp that is fucked up!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

(xp) I can see the headlines now, If Loving Boris Is Wrong I Don't Want To Be Right

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

Yes she was, and my heart goes out to her for that.

However, she can be both a ‘cool girl’ and a onetime crime victim. To say otherwise would be idiotic.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

can we put a sock in the green voter strawmanning, most of them would certainly vote labour over lds

imago, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:00 (four years ago) link

Also if any man in the UK deserves the Lysistrata treatment from every single woman living here, it would be the current PM.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

xxp I’m not sure that makes up for the inferences in your post, nor how her looks are relevant.

gyac, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

I saw a poll last month that said more than half of Green voters would tactically vote for the LibDems, so not strictly strawmanning imago.

calzino, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

I would tactically vote for the Lib Dems in a Dem/Con marginal, unless there was any sign Labour could take it. I'd be holding my nose and apologising to the Lord but I'd do it

imago, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

I would obviously not go near voting for the Lib Dems in a current labour seat though ffs

imago, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

I don’t think BJ has ever raped anyone, so I don’t quite get what your highlighting of my post has to do with being a Warboys victim. If you’d care to go back and reread, I’m talking about the well-known delusion of women who take up with serial cheaters thinking he won’t cheat on them in turn. And although BJ may not be a rapist, I’ve heard some toe-curling stories about how he treated his wife, which a Tory PR would also have heard.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

I'd rather eat dog's vomit than vote for a proxy tory party, what difference does it really make when they haven't ruled out propping up the tories again?

calzino, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link

I mean a tactical vote for a party which had an MP yesterday declare he'd take a NDB over Corbyn is not good.

calzino, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

I made the mistake of voting LD to keep Tories out once. And the LDs went into coalition with the Tories. Won’t treat them as separate anymore, just different branding and justification for the same crap. Thankfully I can got SNP now instead.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

that doesn't exclude certain labour mps tbf xp

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

Suzy you know damned well that criticising women for their looks rather than their actions is misogyny, whether you think they're in ~the sisterhood~ (talk about dividing women into 'cool girls'!) or not.

That's how misogyny works; it's a choke chain applied to the Bad Women as a lesson intended for *all* women.

When you repeat tropes of misogyny for women you dislike, all you do is reinforce more misogyny coming down on all women. You license it, and then the men of ILX all pick it up and run with it - "well, it's clearly OK to do misogyny when I disapprove of the target - look, Suzy is doing it!"

Knock it off. It is, as you would say, A Bad Look.

Branwell with an N, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

xp
yeah there is plenty of r/w trash left in the Labour party, but thankfully they have zero input into the party's manifesto/direction these days. They should follow Chuka.

calzino, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

If you’re reacting to the dog joke, then fair enough, I’m sorry. But that’s all I’m sorry for.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

You license it, and then the men of ILX all pick it up and run with it - "well, it's clearly OK to do misogyny when I disapprove of the target - look, Suzy is doing it!"

Of course they do.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

Arlene Foster has weighed in. No Surrender.

Simon Coveney’s remarks are deeply unhelpful, obstructionist and intransigent. The Irish government’s majoritarian desire to ride roughshod over unionism was one of the reasons why the Withdrawal agreement was rejected.

Mr Coveney’s rejection of a reasonable offer is paving the road for a no deal exit because unionism will not allow Northern Ireland to be trapped at the whim of Dublin or the EU. We will not buy that.

The Irish government’s preparedness to dump the consent principle for their country’s expediency is foolish in the extreme and sends a very clear message to unionists.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

I don’t think BJ has ever raped anyone, so I don’t quite get what your highlighting of my post has to do with being a Warboys victim. If you’d care to go back and reread, I’m talking about the well-known delusion of women who take up with serial cheaters thinking he won’t cheat on them in turn. And although BJ may not be a rapist, I’ve heard some toe-curling stories about how he treated his wife, which a Tory PR would also have heard.


I’ll spell it out for you since you seem determined to miss the point - I wouldn’t imagine someone who’s been subject to an absolutely horrific youthful experience is hardly cruising along thinking nothing bad will ever happen to them.

Calling her a dog was low but that was far worse.

Also notable that the knives come out when Rory Stewart gets joked about but nothing for comparing a woman to a dog? 🙃

gyac, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:48 (four years ago) link

No, I clearly meant *in a relationship with a serial cheater*.

Let’s agree to disagree if you really insist on putting any other meaning onto my words.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

Labour Thangam Debbonaire 47,213 65.9 Increase30.3
Conservative Annabel Tall 9,877 13.8 Decrease1.4

Annabel may be tall, but Thangam's debonaire.

fetter, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

xp not clear at all, and laughable that you think people compartmentalise lived experience that way.

gyac, Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

Independents like me will never put Corbyn into Number 10 regardless of the circumstances. This is a principle we will not breach, not even at a minute to midnight on 31 October. Other figures would command a stable majority by the way. (4/5)

— Gavin Shuker MP (@gavinshuker) October 3, 2019

calzino, Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link

Again, no. This is getting silly.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

wait who knifed who over Rory, I cannot recall ever seeing his face

nashwan, Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

gavin shuker pro gay cure, pro no deal

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

xp If you’re going to attribute some sort of ‘cool girl’ outlook to CS, absent any evidence bar the fact that you (naturally) hate Boris, I’m going to point out it’s an unfortunate thing to say about someone who was subject to a highly traumatic rape experience if you weren’t previously aware of that and a really fucked up thing if you were.

gyac, Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

I’ve previously lauded her for stepping up and contributing to making sure Warboys wasn’t allowed to be released, so I was aware of her history.

You’re wasting time and bandwidth judging me; cut it out.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

I updated @Europarl_EN & EU27 on #UK’s proposals. EU wants a Withdrawal Agreement w/ workable and effective solutions that create legal and practical certainty now. We owe this to peace & stability on the island of Ireland. We must protect consumers & businesses in the EU market.

— Michel Barnier (@MichelBarnier) October 3, 2019

Ie. So not gonna happen.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

This is extremely wow:

Chief of Police in NI to Johnson: The PSNI will not police customs checkpoints, will not "put police officers on any one of 300 crossings" and will not be "dragged into another type of policing".

This is extraordinary stuff, both in content and tone. ~AAhttps://t.co/B7AOGdK8Ny

— Best For Britain (@BestForBritain) October 3, 2019

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

great opportunity for job creation imo

privatise the border, what could possibly go wrong

the RUC lads probably don't fancy being target practice for the dissos, which, i mean, fair enough

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

PSNI... otm?!

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

Arlene Foster has weighed in. No Surrender.

.......

― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 October 2019 15:44 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

breathtaking hypocrisy tbh, im actually a little staggered

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:00 (four years ago) link

what if... yes surrender ?

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link

surrender me, daddy

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

"No no, Surrender Bill is the name of my puppy"

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

I'm no Tory, but you have to admit, as much as you might not like their policies or point of view, they know how to run a country.

— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) October 3, 2019

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/dDwKFl86g7

— r e n o i r (@BignessAsUsual) October 3, 2019

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link


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