PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

(xp) I hear it's one of the few industries expected to benefit from a No Deal Brexit.

re: the relaxing properties of aveeno, my wee daughter gets fully greased up with it after bathtime every night and usually goes straight to sleep afterwards so consider that a ringing personal endorsement

I used some aqueous cream when the skin on my calloused fingers (from too much cooking) kept drying up and cracking open. Can't remember if it helped but the problem did eventually go away.

promises of a clean withdrawal chrisssht hes really tryin to sell it to the tadhgs

very good, normal stuff that definitely doesn't exactly echo the words that jo cox killer yelled while standing over her corpse

As Jeremy responds to Johnson’s statement in the House of Commons, Conservative frontbencher Jake Berry screams “Britain first! Britain first!”.

Unlike Johnson, Labour will always put the people first. But the Conservative Party needs to take a good hard look at itself.

— Richard Burgon MP (@RichardBurgon) October 3, 2019

tbf at least he didn't stab him and shoot him in the head.

yet

Many xps

There was a blacked out car with what looked like little Hungarian flags on it driving through New Cross today with police escort, maybe Orban is in town to deliver his Soros observations in person?

Extremely cool how we had the entire national press hiring lipreaders over “stupid woman” but fucking nothing over this?

jfc at that britain first tweet

fit'n'burst

Telegraph journalists have been talking about the PM's dog apparently trying to have sex with Sajid Javid's dog in the Downing Street garden, which is either entirely fictitious or a weird power move or both.

BJ’s dog is a rescue and could be humping because it’s stressed out or wants to be top dog.

extremely on-brand for boris to have a sexually incontinent dog tbf

That’s no way to talk about Carrie Symonds!

So glad a woman said that before I did.

Not really sure why her looks should come into this (as though that mattered compared to her role in giving the Tory press lovely cuddly couple photo ops 🤮)

was she the horse faced one from a week or so back or not, i do lose track tbh

if u were a green voter... why would you countenance voting LD

🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: The latest @flaviblePolitic projection in Bristol West has our seat on a knife edge between Jeremy Corbyn's Brexit promising Labour Party and the @LibDems

Our candidate @JamesCoxLD is the Remain choice in our area.https://t.co/C4HpmCZILL pic.twitter.com/0Xi8E5Z8L2

— Bristol Lib Dems🔶 (@BristolLibDems) October 2, 2019

Because you're just a Liberal/soft Tory who recycles?

.. who tuts at disabled people who use plastic straws for vital medicine and liquid intake and have multiple flights a month all over the world.

i have to have those flights for work

https://media1.tenor.com/images/d9b299b16e96194c5eaa93fc20b5d5b5/tenor.gif?itemid=12843678

Carrie Symonds is no friend of the sisterhood - she’s one of those women who thinks whatever might have happened to her partner’s former partners will not happen to her, because she’s a cool girl.

Anyone who’d shag Boris Johnson in 2019 needs
a) HPV vaccine
b) psych intervention

c) aveeno stess relief moisturising lotion

Speaking of which

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/03/media-outlets-in-bidding-war-for-jennifer-arcuri-scoop-boris-johnson

Further undermining BJ is good, but giving more money to this person isn't worth it.

General election 2017: Bristol West[13]
Party Candidate Votes % ±
Labour Thangam Debbonaire 47,213 65.9 Increase30.3
Conservative Annabel Tall 9,877 13.8 Decrease1.4
Green Molly Scott Cato 9,216 12.9 Decrease14.0
Liberal Democrat Stephen Williams 5,201 7.3 Decrease11.6

That's a pretty blunt knife.

you have factor in the Swinson bounce tho Matt, they fucking love austerity in Bristol.

Carrie Symonds is no friend of the sisterhood - she’s one of those women who thinks whatever might have happened to her partner’s former partners will not happen to her, because she’s a cool girl.

Anyone who’d shag Boris Johnson in 2019 needs
a) HPV vaccine
b) psych intervention

xxxp A little undermined by her already telling the Mail that nothing wrong happened.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/03/jennifer-arcuri-says-all-allegations-about-her-and-johnson-are-false

xp that is fucked up!

(xp) I can see the headlines now, If Loving Boris Is Wrong I Don't Want To Be Right

Yes she was, and my heart goes out to her for that.

However, she can be both a ‘cool girl’ and a onetime crime victim. To say otherwise would be idiotic.

can we put a sock in the green voter strawmanning, most of them would certainly vote labour over lds

Also if any man in the UK deserves the Lysistrata treatment from every single woman living here, it would be the current PM.

xxp I’m not sure that makes up for the inferences in your post, nor how her looks are relevant.

I saw a poll last month that said more than half of Green voters would tactically vote for the LibDems, so not strictly strawmanning imago.

I would tactically vote for the Lib Dems in a Dem/Con marginal, unless there was any sign Labour could take it. I'd be holding my nose and apologising to the Lord but I'd do it

I would obviously not go near voting for the Lib Dems in a current labour seat though ffs

I don’t think BJ has ever raped anyone, so I don’t quite get what your highlighting of my post has to do with being a Warboys victim. If you’d care to go back and reread, I’m talking about the well-known delusion of women who take up with serial cheaters thinking he won’t cheat on them in turn. And although BJ may not be a rapist, I’ve heard some toe-curling stories about how he treated his wife, which a Tory PR would also have heard.

I'd rather eat dog's vomit than vote for a proxy tory party, what difference does it really make when they haven't ruled out propping up the tories again?

I mean a tactical vote for a party which had an MP yesterday declare he'd take a NDB over Corbyn is not good.

I made the mistake of voting LD to keep Tories out once. And the LDs went into coalition with the Tories. Won’t treat them as separate anymore, just different branding and justification for the same crap. Thankfully I can got SNP now instead.

that doesn't exclude certain labour mps tbf xp

Suzy you know damned well that criticising women for their looks rather than their actions is misogyny, whether you think they're in ~the sisterhood~ (talk about dividing women into 'cool girls'!) or not.

That's how misogyny works; it's a choke chain applied to the Bad Women as a lesson intended for *all* women.

When you repeat tropes of misogyny for women you dislike, all you do is reinforce more misogyny coming down on all women. You license it, and then the men of ILX all pick it up and run with it - "well, it's clearly OK to do misogyny when I disapprove of the target - look, Suzy is doing it!"

Knock it off. It is, as you would say, A Bad Look.

xp
yeah there is plenty of r/w trash left in the Labour party, but thankfully they have zero input into the party's manifesto/direction these days. They should follow Chuka.

If you’re reacting to the dog joke, then fair enough, I’m sorry. But that’s all I’m sorry for.

You license it, and then the men of ILX all pick it up and run with it - "well, it's clearly OK to do misogyny when I disapprove of the target - look, Suzy is doing it!"

Of course they do.

Arlene Foster has weighed in. No Surrender.

Simon Coveney’s remarks are deeply unhelpful, obstructionist and intransigent. The Irish government’s majoritarian desire to ride roughshod over unionism was one of the reasons why the Withdrawal agreement was rejected.

Mr Coveney’s rejection of a reasonable offer is paving the road for a no deal exit because unionism will not allow Northern Ireland to be trapped at the whim of Dublin or the EU. We will not buy that.

The Irish government’s preparedness to dump the consent principle for their country’s expediency is foolish in the extreme and sends a very clear message to unionists.

I don’t think BJ has ever raped anyone, so I don’t quite get what your highlighting of my post has to do with being a Warboys victim. If you’d care to go back and reread, I’m talking about the well-known delusion of women who take up with serial cheaters thinking he won’t cheat on them in turn. And although BJ may not be a rapist, I’ve heard some toe-curling stories about how he treated his wife, which a Tory PR would also have heard.