Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

biden’s obama posturing is hilarious

Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday for the first time called for President Donald Trump’s impeachment. “To preserve our Constitution, our democracy, our basic integrity, he should be impeached,” Biden said of the President, speaking at a town hall in New Hampshire. “He’s shooting holes in the Constitution,” Biden said. “And we cannot let him get away with it.”

Doesn't he have a Second Amendment right to shoot holes in it?

Well, I must say that if a dickhead like Joe Biden wants to remove Trump from office, then it must be a bad idea, amirite?

here it is, the unsteady grandpa brawl we've yearned for

Thanks for watching. Stop stonewalling the Congress. Honor your oath. Respect the Constitution.

And speaking of taxpayers, I’ve released 21 years of my tax returns. You? https://t.co/CrqOQG8YXb

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 9, 2019

they can compare bms

uncle joe displaying flawless judgement yet again

https://i.redd.it/41ulbaz7l8s31.jpg

lol kinda corrupt

Bloomberg reports:

Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, is stepping down from the board of a Chinese-backed private equity company, according to a statement given to Bloomberg.
The younger Biden, whose business interests in Ukraine are at the center of Donald Trump’s impeachment scandal, also promises to “forego all foreign work” if his dad is elected president in 2020.

uncle joe displaying flawless judgement yet again

four years ago he was a callow lad of 72 in a go-nowhere job, please let's not hold childish pranks from his youth against him

Biden is def not going anywhere soon barring a stroke or whatnot

Let’s put this in perspective: if you eliminate every single solitary soldier, tank, satellite, nuclear weapon, eliminate the Pentagon and it would only pay for 4 months of Medicare for All. 4 months.

Where do the other 8 months come from? Your paycheck. #DemDebate

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 16, 2019

is this supposed to be pro- or anti-M4A

Sounds great

is Biden even advocating FOR anything other than, idk, incremental progress? all I ever see or hear is him shitting on everyone else's plans.

truly an inspiring vision for these times.

We are The United States of America and we can do anything we set our minds to, except create a rational system to provide health care to everyone who needs it.

He is advocating for teaching black people to use record players at night so that their children’s vocabulary is no longer poor as he believes it is.

last time I checked we didn't to have sell our own modest military industrial complex on e-bay to fund the NHS, the main problem is UK equivalents of cunts like Biden under-funding it because they hate its very existence.

this is reminding me that I need to see if the Delaney bus is still in town. The slogan on the side is amazingly non boat-rocking:”Real Solutions, not Impossible Promises”

truly the “things are mostly ok” guy

it's basically his version of Hillary's "no promises, we've had enough of that"

The USA was founded upon the proposition that all men were created equal... and that's a problem we know how to fix.

By Biden's tweet numbers, single payer would cost 2,1 trillion a year which is really nothing terrible for the US, pretty affordable even.

trillions though, with a "t"! (this is the argument, far as I can tell)

60$ per american per year for coverage, wowee.

Biden, the President for Loss Aversion.

6k per person I think

Yeah I’m way off haha. Still there’s enough money in the US to have both a fully funded US defense and single payer.

6k is what my premium is per year (I pay half, company pays half)

my family (2 + kid) is 16k

also it doesn't have to be 6k per person if RICH PPL WERE TAXED AT REASONABLE RATES

You prob have deductibles and co-pays too. So out-of-pocket healthcare costs are higher if you, yanno, actually use healthcare services at any point.

That $6K per capita figure is predicated on simply dividing the whole M4A program cost by the population of the USA, which flat rate (as ums helpfully points out) is not how the tax burden would be distributed. As it now stands, there are over 40,000,000 uninsured people and the cost of health care is still about 18% of USA GDP. For comparison, France and Germany spend about 11.5% of their GDP on universal health care.

hey Joe your dipshit son made $50k A MONTH to do -- and let's be really real here -- fuck all. maybe he can pay for it.

Healthcare would also contribute greatly to productivity and provide lots of new jobs

ffs

At a DC fundraiser, Biden again slammed Warren for saying he should be in the GOP primary due to M4A criticism. "God love her. That's not the way you get things done, man." Instead GOP pols will have "epiphany" once Trump leaves, he said, per pool report.

— Liz Goodwin (@lizcgoodwin) November 6, 2019

the 'epiphany' will be that a Democrat won so they are required to halt all forward progress on any bill of any descrption so as to deprive Democrats of 'wins'

yup

it's weird how his GOP buddies in the Senate are clamoring to completely and extra-legally fuck him and yet he still thinks "oh sure, they'll come around"

Folks,

one thing that's particularly amazing about the video of the bite is just how much finger he actually managed to get into his mouth in that split second pic.twitter.com/geSwNt7CnX

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) December 1, 2019

Wtf
Who would do that

That’s impressive

Truly an apex predator

The Democratic Party is doomed because it’s run by people who think Rodney Dangerfield is the villain of Caddyshack. https://t.co/0lYo8Sc4pt

— Morton Downey III (@cushbomb) December 5, 2019

this is not an ad that would change a single trump voter's mind

as has been covered at great length elsewhere i see

im beginning to think this biden fella is a real piece of shit!

don't really see him that way

and he may end up being our candidate

Rodney Dangerfield is the villain of everything he's in!

you’d be a villain too if no one gave YOU any respect!

rodney dangerfield IS the joker

*joe places both hands on your shoulders, looks you right in the eye*

'son, you can't do good things even if you want to, and if you think you can, please don't vote for me'

Here's a thought, @JoeBiden. Maybe your climate policy advisor shouldn't be somebody who has taken a million dollars from the fossil fuel industry 🤔

Otherwise your commitment to averting the climate crisis sounds like a bunch of...well, malarkey. pic.twitter.com/JnfRvOer45

— Sunrise Movement 🌅 (@sunrisemvmt) December 5, 2019

"our candidate"

I have no candidate but Sanders

it's wild, Joe really does act like every single part of running for office and trying to persuade people to vote for you is a gigantic pain in his ass.