American things

Padiddle may be regional? In any case it is decently widespread but there are some families & communities that simply don't have that tradition and it just missed them in its distribution. I am not familiar with the variant where you get to punch someone, but I have heard of "punch buggy" where you punch someone's arm if you spot a VW Beetle. I think you have to say the color: "punch buggy blue!" To indicate that you actually did see a specific car.

I think I was a teenager before I heard of either of these. They all sound pretty stupid to me - even pointlessly cruel. But apparently in some circles it's a beloved type of juvenile fun, like yelling "shotgun" or "dibs" or "bags I..."

if you saw a lada you could stab someone

Fog lights do not count as a padiddle even if used as primary lights. There is no such thing as a double padiddle.

See also: Punch buggy

i remember learning about padiddles in high school -- i had never heard of it before, presumably because i was an only child? idk

i thought it was suuuuuuper weird that hitting/punching/socking someone in the car with you was a thing people did for laughs

name of your college with the year you graduated/will graduate in your twitter bio

just generally having a hard on for your alma mater - referring to the college you attended as your alma mater

still conflating nationality-american for nationality

i call my high school my alma mater, but i do it in a bullwinkle voice

- having a Bullwinkle voice

calling a toilet a “half-bath”

claiming to be middle class, no matter what you do for a living, or what your net worth is

ritualistic vehicular human sacrifice in the name of economic growth

This year 2,295 breweries submitted 9,497 beers to be judged in the competition. Only 283 of those breweries walked away with medals, 37 of those for the first time.

macaroni & cheese on bar menus

It was a thing for a while elsewhere, especially lobster mac and cheese now we’re all about the katsu sando. Maybe the next global hipster food trend can be non-shit buffalo wings. How hard is it not to bread the wings, bake or fry them very hot and drown in Franks red hot.

When watching sports on television I am exposed to advertisements featuring "buffalo wings", as conceived by several different corporate franchises. Such ads try desperately to make them look appetizing, using every trick of lighting, slow motion, action shots of wings spilling in profusion or floating through the air to majestic music. You name it.

Gawd, those breaded, glossy, candy-colored monstrosities look disgusting.

they are hella tasty tho

macaroni & cheese on bar menus

American things

Omg the most am thing in my eurotrash opinion: cheese cans. The fuck

If it makes you feel any better, the section of my supermarket that sells genuine cheese is approximately 100 times larger than the square footage where canned 'cheese' is displayed for sale.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFGH55fjBvI

different cheese sections for proles and bourgies, with the latter over by the salami: an american thing?

(i'm a tillamook man and they have the right idea working both sides of the street: motorcycle battery of cheddar over here, "we stuck some peppercorns into an ounce of also-cheddar and left out the food coloring, give us $9.50" over there)

sometimes mac and cheese is the only good thing on a bar menu.

Hives and hickeys.

do non-americans use the baseball base system to delineate sex acts?

1st wicket, 2nd wicket etc iirc

take the points and the goals will come iirc

Whip the bails off.

Cricket is much better for ridiculous double entendres.

Tell it to Meatloaf!

Really though is there a Brit equivalent to president progressive sexual “scoring” i.e. first base, second base etc.?

disregard “president” damn thumb

No, rounders isn't that popular.

You can actually bowl a maiden over in cricket!

yes that’s p good

people don't get hives outside the USA?

nah there are beekeepers all around the world

I meant skin hives — itchy welts caused by allergy or stress

the bee population is in global decline, i imagine beekeeping must be pretty stressful

bees live in "tower blocks" in the UK

I meant skin hives — itchy welts caused by allergy or stress

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i think in british english they just call that a rash?

Ha, that's right!

A rash is different than hives. Hives ime are like individual welts whereas a rash is more diffuse and has more points of irritation (many small bumps, for example). You can get them both from contact with an irritant or from mental stressors, but they are not the same thing. ime.

Maybe in BrE the technical term “urticaria” is in common parlance

(Australia has the skin version of hives too ftr. "Hickeys" started to take over from "love bites" in the '90s afaik, as with many other slang terms in Hollywood teen movies. no idea what #youths today call them)

We're lessy fussy about stuff like that over here. I'm sure there are regional names for hives, though I still don't really know what hives are... or is.

Lucky you who have never had a hive! They are utterly unrelated to hickeys aside from being skin welts visible to the naked eye.

I'm sure I have had a hive and I'm sure I just called it a rash!