US Politics, October 2019 — I guess statement you could say with thread. I made a thread. The thread was PERFECT.

does the Rio Grande have many snakes and alligators in it? If so, jobs half done, someone could've taken a few photos and been promoted, missed opportunity there.

how about rubber snakes and alligators. from China.

I want to get off this boat.

how many snakes would it take to fill a 2000 mile moat?

There's only one snake, but the catch is you don't know where it is at any given moment

What about anacondas? it would take far fewer snakes. get Jon voight on it asap!

How is he the president?

It’s an important job!

Does he really want desperate refugees eaten by alligators?

https://seminoletribune.org/read-offline/16753/alligator-namesake-trumps-trump.print

"Though not the largest gator in the swamp, the beast was deemed dangerous, captured and forced into isolation. He has lived alone in his private pit ever since."
let us pray

Does he really want desperate refugees eaten by alligators?

Did he say "eaten" by the alligators? This is a falsification that amounts to treason!

There's only one snake, but the catch is you don't know where it is at any given moment

re the reptile moat, do you think it'd be worth it to encourage his name being replaced by "Blofeld" on Twitter?

the State Department IG wanting a meeting with congressional committees tomorrow seems interesting

https://i2.wp.com/www.inpapasbasement.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Hellraiser-I-am-in-hell-help-me.jpg

lol

The fainthearted lions of the Senate ought to bear in mind that a defiant citizenry inflamed by indignation and jealous of its rights can overwhelm a corrupt regime’s dirty electoral plans. An election with an impeached Donald Trump at the top of the Republican ticket is an invitation to an electoral uprising that should haunt Mitch McConnell’s dreams.

this is well done

https://nyti.ms/2p5iWDQ

So which Steve Linick will show up tomorrow?

The unprofessional, flighty, politically vindictive one...

State Department Inspector General Steve Linick during the financial crisis targeted a whistleblower friend of mine, a whistleblower who is one of the most honorable men I know. From what I understand Linick is unprofessional, blows with the wind, and is politically vindictive.

— Matt Stoller (@matthewstoller) October 2, 2019

or the smart, honest, serious one:

I worked with Steve Linick, the State Department’s IG who has requested an urgent briefing with Congress, in the 1990s at the USAO. Smart, honest, and not a guy to mess with.

— MoatSnakeHat (@Popehat) October 1, 2019

let’s throw it back to 2011:

“Maybe they'll need a moat," Obama said mockingly to laughter from the crowd. "Maybe they'll want alligators in the moat."

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/obama-mocks-gop-jokes-they-want-border-moat/

There's only one snake, but the catch is you don't know where it is at any given moment

Schrodinger's Snake

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border. I may be tough on Border Security, but not that tough. The press has gone Crazy. Fake News!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 2, 2019

just an amazing tweet

the story is moot

wow that's what I was going to have for lunch, a moot stuffed with alligators and snakes

its true, he never said he wanted a Moot

just around his Scottish hotel

At least the backtracking "I never said I wanted a wall with spikes, or a moat full of alligators!" tweets prove that Trump is still capable of embarrassment. On some level, he knows what a stupid worthless asshole he is.

I gotta hand it to Steyer for consistently putting his money where his mouth is

A pro-impeachment group is targeting GOP senators in battleground states with a round of ads as they try to build pressure on Republicans to break with President Trump in the growing battle.

Need to Impeach, which is mainly funded by Democratic presidential candidate Tom Steyer, announced that would run $3.1 million in TV and digital ads against Republicans in a number

The group will target Sens. Martha McSally (R-Ariz.), Cory Gardner (R-Colo.), Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) and Susan Collins (R-Maine) over the next two weeks, while lawmakers are back in their home states for the recess.

Gonna need more upward movement in the polls than this

A CNBC All-America Economic Survey released on Monday found that 47 percent of Americans oppose impeachment, compared to 44 percent who approve.

But 88 percent of Republicans, according to the same poll, oppose impeaching Trump.

wonder if those will change at all as the corner of the rug starts lifting

It has always been a long shot, but it's necessary to do it anyway.

Pelosi news conference on now

that rug-lifting in full

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.7GkWE2JY_mQoOUzdN2IOQwHaD4%26pid%3DApi&f=1

I'd be interested in knowing what percentage of those opposed simply fail to understand what impeachment entails and what percentage would happily self-immolate in the course of burning down the house of someone they mildly disagreed with because fuck that fuckin' motherfucker (flips double bird, melts).

Other polls say other things

BREAKING—CBS News poll finds majority of Americans approve of impeachment inquiry against Trump - ⁦@CBSNews⁩ https://t.co/8ZPBw8NOU0

— carole king (@carolekingnyc) September 29, 2019

this is how it should work for all citizens: unless a nationwide poll shows a majority of people think you should be prosecuted, you can criminize til your heart's content

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Do Nothing Democrats should be focused on building up our Country, not wasting everyone’s time and energy on BULLSHIT, which is what they have been doing ever since I got overwhelmingly elected in 2016, 223-306. Get a better candidate this time, you’ll need it!</p>— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="

The Do Nothing Democrats should be focused on building up our Country, not wasting everyone’s time and energy on BULLSHIT, which is what they have been doing ever since I got overwhelmingly elected in 2016, 223-306. Get a better candidate this time, you’ll need it!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 2, 2019

Oops, that didn't work out like I meant. Sorry.

at least that last sentence is true

It's kind of astounding to consider how much more evil shit he could have successfully gotten done over the last few years if he wasn't such a stupid vindictive asshole.

The Cruelty Is The Point

putting the lower score first is a real beta move

Mark E Smith reads the electoral college results

thx Tombot I hadn't seen that one yet. 55% is pretty good, movin in the right direction

xps

nasty guy

the wrong lower score once again

LOL, president dummy just went on a press appearance rant, total gibberish greatest hits set, and when he was done he felt compelled to come back to the mic to ramble denials about, of all things, the alligator-filled moat ("whatever that is, their word").

Now the press is trying to sell the fact that I wanted a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes, with an electrified fence and sharp spikes on top, at our Southern Border.

can I note that this tweet is even better if you grew up somewhere that “moot” was slang for vagina

would vote for president salvador dali

It's early but, "a Moot stuffed with alligators and snakes" for next month's title?