This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their forties

good on you for volunteering; hope you have games on your phone
they're basically all that make life worthwhile

Hope the glow of righteous, selfless action exceeds any pain - what a fantastic and life changing thing to do. Huge respect.

The PACU where I've been stuck has so many video game like noises going on anyway, I did think it would be hilarious if i comically added to the din. Honk!

I actually did overhear a nurse talking about her pet duck, which was highly entertaining.

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pics or it didn't happen.

Just kidding. well done and take care!

hello. i'm new here

fuck, i remember my uncle, and various friends of my parents, turning 40. i'm not their age.

Welcome. It's not all bad. I find I only feel my age when I remember how old my kids are.

I used to belong here, but now, y’know ...

...you can’t find the 50s thread?

Come on along

I’ll yet be over there in March. Having my 49th year literally be a year of COVID is weird — my birthday was one of the last classic fun days before lockdown — but in a weird way the enforced calm is probably what was needed given everything else in the world.

Hey, dog. Pay no mind to the fact that your birth is now closer to The Blitz than it is to the present day.

Or that if Austin Powers went back in time thirty years ago now, he'd land in 1989, just in time for your ninth birthday.

Forty is a great age, to be honest. Why? Because it ain't 41.

1990. Thirty years ago was 1990.

^^ Get used to crap like that too.

Oh crap, I'm actually 41 now!

1990. Thirty years ago was 1990.

Watch any TV news report from 1990 and it'll feel like it was even longer ago.

Both of my kids have in recent years needed to dress "'90s" for something and they ran their duds by me. My reaction was that, first, early 90s were very different from the late 90s. And second, the hell I remember what anyone was wearing, that was years ago.

The sudden realization that socked me in the gut earlier this year was that I'd graduated high school twenty five years ago. That can't be possible. A quarter century? No, no, that's not right. Try the math again, please.

xpost Next time, tell them to do an image search for TLC.

Tanky jeans, tanky sweatshirts.

Watch any TV news report from 1990 and it'll feel like it was even longer ago.

I dunno. A lot of it holds up!

https://i.imgur.com/k7WTP1M.gif

also, flying cars

Xpost to the absentminded thread
My favorite part of being in my 40s is the realization, maybe once a month, that I’ve been walking around all day, going to bars and shopping etc, with my fly open

over the summer I watched a couple documentaries about the LA Riots and then the one about the Clarence Thomas/Anita Hill hearings ... and I thought, this is middle age, this is like my parents watching documentaries about the Civil Rights movement and Mississippi Burning

Same way my granddad used to lay on the couch and fall asleep to kamikaze attacks on batteships in the Pacific theater, I'm certain my grandkids will come into my den to find me snoozing away to ash-covered stockbrokers stepping their way through fallen rubble and drifting paper.

Lol

I’ll yet be over there in March. Having my 49th year literally be a year of COVID is weird — my birthday was one of the last classic fun days before lockdown — but in a weird way the enforced calm is probably what was needed given everything else in the world.

i don't want to alarm you, but this is actually your 50th year

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i don't want to alarm you, but this is actually your 50th year

Guy at the liquor store venting a little about a woman who came in on Saturday night, wanting to buy vodka even though she didn't turn 21 until Sunday.

I mentioned the same thing you just said and got the blankest stare, before he mumbled something about tell that to the ABC.

This is his 50th year, but he’s still 49.

This is like when people ask how old a child is and parents say something like “he’ll be 4 in December.” Is there some shame in being 3? Just say he’s 3!

/rant

Even worse when they do it in bars.

Even worse when you tell the ticket lady he's 8 so he can have the free admission and your daughter pipes up "No, Daddy, he was 9 last week, don't you remember?"

Teenagers on tiktok are posting video of high schoolers from 2003 like it’s vintage 1950s footage and it’s making me feel unwell pic.twitter.com/sROVmfII3C

— ellory smith (@ellorysmith) October 14, 2020

The best thing about this age is getting socks for your birthday, and being happy about it.

damn truth! i got a birthday coming up and I should research what socks I want so that I can let my family know!

The weirdest thing for me about getting older is reading old e-mails and realizing how much the entire way that society functions has shifted and changed so much in the past 20 years, like it's alarming

i suppose that's the nature of the western world universally? Like the jump from 1903 to 1925 must've seemed impossibly seismic too.

there was a major earthquake in 1906 so ... otm

Ya perhaps. I mean, the shift to having SMS being the primary form of interpersonal communication is obv an enormous shift, but it's shocking to see how huge a development it is when you, like, look back at the e-mails we were sending each other pre-2005.

The weirdest thing for me about getting older is reading old e-mails and realizing how much the entire way that society functions has shifted and changed so much in the past 20 years, like it's alarming

― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, October 19, 2020 11:54 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I was packing up things in our basement and came across a printout of an email from 2000 when I was first dating my wife and the email was so formal and then had lyrics I quoted to her it was like reading some letter from the civil war or something.

Yeah that's what I mean, exactly. Music books films all age with some manner of gracefulness but basic communication has changed so quickly

I've got a box of actual letters in my attic from my then girlfriend - and other mates - who were scattered over the UK at Uni in the early 90s. Pre-mobiles too so does indeed seem like a different world

welp, here I am. what should I expect for the next decade.

various parts of your body are gonna stop working for no particular reason and when you bring that information to a trained medical professional the gist of what they are going to tell you is "yeah, that'll happen"

neat!!!

Neanderthal just wanted to let you know I also turn 40 in the next 30 days, so if you ever wanna talk about your body or various changes you've been noticing within your body, just send me a webmail - mine works ;)

xp i wish i was kidding and yes it sucks. i would recommend enjoying and strengthening whatever physical facilities you have in anticipation of needing as many resources as possible to cope with sudden, debilitating and unavoidable decrepitude when it emerges.

just wanna say I absolutely am NOT kidding and it doesn't necessarily need to suck. I'm here to support my fellow ilx0rs and help them cope with the bodies that Lord God has given unto them, and the behaviours we can do to maintain these physical vessels. I'm a big proponent of cycling 20 miles a week at least, running once every three months, and making crockpot beef stew and texas-style chili con carne at least once every astrological quarter, and I'm NOT ashamed to share these life-extending secrets with you, Neanderthal.

I know Scorpios and Saggittarrii are natural enemies, but I'm willing to put all that bullshits beyond us and talk to you mano-y-mano, amigo style about our bodies in a private setting if you're willing.

awww I am a Scorpio and my best friend is a Sagittarius ... and actually, the physical stuff ... my 40s are over half over and I haven't really had any body parts problems tbh, except for needing more sleep. Also people will flirt with you and you'll do the math and realize that you are possibly the same age as their parents and it will be weird.