Dilbert - C or D?

We got Foxtrot

In other news, for several years I have been tracking a Master Wizard that I believe lives in Southern California. It seems he has trained a small army of attractive women in his method. The women create a specialized style of porn video clips that literally hypnotize the viewer to magnify the orgasm experience beyond anything you probably imagine is possible. Hypnosis has a super-strong impact on about 20% of people. And a lesser-but-strong impact on most of the rest.

Once a customer is hooked, the girls use powerful (and real) hypnosis tools to connect the viewer’s enjoyable experience (a super-orgasm, or several) to the viewer’s act of giving them money, either directly or by buying more clips. Eventually the regular viewers are reprogrammed to get their sexual thrill by the act of donating money to the girls in the videos. There are lots of variations tied to each type of sexual kink, but that’s the general idea.

My best guess is that 10% of the traffic that flows through their business model literally cannot leave until they have no money left. The Master Wizard is that good. The women are well-coached in his methods.

The fascinating thing is that the videos fully-disclose what they are doing, in clear language that is often repeated. The women explain the hypnosis methods they are using much the way I have been dissecting Trump’s technique. Nothing is hidden, at least with this one set of practitioners.

That makes customers feel safe that the hypnosis is just for fun and not actually rewiring them. But it doesn’t work that way. Explaining the technique as you do it actually deepens the effect. Hypnotists learn to do that.

The Master Hypnotist behind all of this found a great loophole in the law. If humans understood how effective these videos are, they would be illegal in the same way gambling is illegal in most places. And the Master Wizard hides in plain site because the Internet is so littered with fake porn hypnosis (women waving watches and saying YOU ARE SLEEPY) that no one expects a real one to sneak into the mix. And this Master Wizard is a polymath of some sort. He also knows how to do high quality video production, data analytics, and A-B testing.

When you combine hypnosis, sex, and A-B testing on a large population, the results are unimaginably powerful. The customers in this situation are getting an insanely good product. The only issue is the price.

If a court ever tries to make this business illegal, the star witness will be the Master Wizard himself.

No jury will ever convict him.

Now THAT’S a business model.

Maaaaaaster Hypnotist
Hypnotist with la-dies

what in the hell

ok but where's the link to the operation

https://66.media.tumblr.com/7cf42e6fa14c0712165287419d15b6ea/tumblr_n3ourkMWP21twyuqxo1_400.png

just another case of fake porn hypnosis

i've heard you can only be hypnotized if you want to be hypnotized but i want to be hypnotized but it has never worked i think bc i want to be hypnotized against my will that would be very interesting.

I need to know how much money this dude spent on the camgirl website

In the old days, movies were mostly entertainment with a bit of social mind control sprinkled in. But our skills at movie-making kept improving along with our mind control skills. In 2020, a movie like Joker can rewire an entire nation into seeing things in its frame.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 3, 2020

I'm willing to bet 90% of the protestors have seen Joker. It is so powerful and well-made that it bounces around in your brain and burrows in, forming a dominant go-to pattern for your thinking.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 3, 2020

Can one movie nudge a young person into violence and anarchy? A bad movie can't. Even a good movie can't do that. But Joker can. That movie is next level, persuasion-wise.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 3, 2020

Galaxy Brain: the George Floyd protests are actually about the 2019 hit movie, Joker

he's rich, must know what he's talking about

amazing

i mean.... imagine watching everything that's happened in the last week and that's your takeaway

Also no way 90%

blood on Todd Phillips' hands, thank goodness you have a very good and very strong president who is unafraid* to bring down military force to quell the effect of this movie

I didn't see it, I was wondering why I wasn't looting but now it's all clear to me

Maybe I haven’t been keeping up, but this seems like a new level of cluelessness from this insufferable moron.

he’s reading tea leaves but it’s really whatever dust and stem scraps he poured out of a lipton tea bag

lmao he's the least self aware person on the planet

Occupation...writer https://t.co/nDBTgWWlnc

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 4, 2020

pic.twitter.com/fCcVAvqaCp

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) June 29, 2020

Before the strip was syndicated, Dogbert's name was "Dildog".

whats funny is I used to read this guy's books as a teenager and I distinctly remember numerous passages where he brags about how good he was at avoiding work. guess it didn't go unnoticed! (also, I am pretty sure he never lost a job, just got passed over for promotion, and yes even in the 90's he blamed this on black people)

I remember the Dilbert TV show being alright but the ratings were terrible. if you wanna talk about an actually good cartoon adaptation getting cancelled too quickly how about Clerks the Animated Series, which was cancelled after 2 episodes. say what you will about Kevin Smith but he never tried the "it's cuz I'm white" defense

this man is unwell

Has anyone published tips on defending a home from a mob? For example, it would not be obvious to me when to fire in self-defense and who to target first for maximum impact.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 30, 2020

If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 1, 2020

who to target first for maximum impact

It's a little unnerving to watch the titular character's mind come unglued in his new tweet-borne iteration of Dilbert. But the absence of 'artwork' is a plus, at least.

I know people joked about how Biden would magically become a socialist in the eyes of the right the instant he got the nom but even still I did not expect this take

he for sure is going to go out from a self-inflicted firearms accident, right? he's gotta have so many dumb expensive guns

wikihow "how to defend your home from the mob"

Yeah no one is gonna be commando-crawling up your driveway and coming for your fucking Dogbert action figures, Scotty; no one is coming to rob you of your precious bodily fluids.

Though you richly deserve it.

shouldn't a certified Genius already know these things

would be pretty funny if his twitter shittery inspired some gun-toting lunatic to come after his collection of collectable mousemats or whatever

"Dilbert" creator Scott Adams uncover the hidden satanic symbolism in Joe Biden's name. https://t.co/gjyHQasTL6 pic.twitter.com/3JJt0aybSt

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) August 26, 2020

god damn if only Dilbert was a fraction as creative as that

backward sex and upside down sex are some of my favourite types of sex, I mean B is where I hide my sex. so yeah, I'm voting Biden.

breaking down the symbolism of joe biden's name while sitting in the dilbert-shaped house he designed, just normal stuff

http://www.aaaa.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/4As-Subliminal-ad.jpg

well i think it's clear from the ad that the american association of advertising agencies are a bunch of tits

66 6IDEN(TITY) wow, it's been right under our noses this whole time

did you mean to say 66 6IDEN(TITTY)? because that would explain like, everything

so says poster breastcrawl

lol touché

Browsing his Twitter lately and I see he’s really gone all in on both Biden = Satan and “they’ll murder me if he wins”

Is it just a coincidence that everyone who tries to make an “intellectual” case for Trump winds up going completely fucking nuts?

“they’ll murder me if he wins”

just another campaign promise you know Biden's not gonna keep

Those who don't are the pure grifters, the coldblooded sociopaths who know exactly what it takes to finagle large segments of the population into fulfilling their nefarious ends.

xp

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhkzGBTXgAUAnVc?format=jpg&name=small

I LOLed.

Wow, what a deeply, deeply stupid man.

dang, antifa with the time machine flex

The kind of time machine that can only transport you to Opposite Day.

Just...so goddamn deeply fucking stupid. Jesus wept.

on opposite day, satan laughed

I think he's maybe confusing them with that other famous group Profa.