Only Spurs rush in: it's the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2018/2019 thread

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Ouch.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

I preferred it when Gnabry was just some Wenger Carabao squad loser.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

I was going to say, didn't he used to play for... then thought better of it.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

Oh dear.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

Haha.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

Lol Bayern scored two in the time it took me to go to the bathroom and clean my teeth

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

are tottenham still a big club

mookieproof, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

At this rate they'll double the number of goals we've conceded at this stadium in one night.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

lolz

ah no srsly look when glc is fit our defence will just work poch in, throw another 5m at him actually, that will make the players try harder which is all thats wrong

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

Oh and another one while I was posting about it :O

honk hunk blue (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

This is worse than Celtic in the Champions League.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

I was about to say you aren’t brushing long enough if they only scored two.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link

no listen the instructions are clear now is the time to be so so certain that the enerheehaaw is eneheehaww heeeeehaaawwwa

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

We just gave up. Something must be wrong in the dressing room.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

Lol, shambles. BBC all sorts of confused:

A night to forget

Tottenham 2-7 Dinamo Zagreb

Ouch.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

that defensive set up must destroy vertonghen, alderweireld and lloris tbf.

from a tight knit unit with that sweeper role for lloris and a brief to play themselves, theyre now this "deal with everything" panacea and the sweeper is now a farcical false 6.

its a complete cop out from pochettino to continue with this failed tactic that suits none of our players and if he doesnt unbend his neck hes gone by brexit.

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

Get Involved

#bbcfootball or text 81111 (UK only)

Mike: Serge Gnabry may be able to score a hat-trick in the CL but he's still not good enough to play for West Brom who are currently losing to Leeds.

You simply love to see it <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

last few weeks have probably been useful in making the fact that we're at least as long-term fucked as Arsenal or Man U into something like a mainstream opinion

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

Lack of a defensive midfielder is really not helping either, Winks is transparently not that player. Dier has the ability to drop into a back three but, on the other hand, has been absolutely awful for two years now.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

Right, now Liverpool have thrown away a three goal lead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

... spoke too soon.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Spurs get back onto level GD in just one match and if they win their next one are virtually through to the knockout stages

groovypanda, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

(normal service likely to resume at anfield on sunday though)

groovypanda, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

just for some real talk perspective you were playing a club with a starting XI that included fucking Van la Parra!

calzino, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 23:06 (four years ago) link

yep agreed.

nice palate cleanser but we're a shit club in a great stadium until we win a few league games

deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 00:09 (four years ago) link

Genuinely shocked to see fucking Chelsea actually playing half-decent, attacking football. Hadn't seen them since last season. Another case of a transfer ban being a blessing in disguise, it seems.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

gosh, VAR's a tremendous improvement to football

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

Ha, yeah. Heard they have "3D offside software" that can detect a player being offside by tenths of a millimeter. Come now.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

why do i get the impression that everybody involved in running football spent more time as kids whining about whether a goal crossed the jumpers than actually playing the fucking game?

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link

https://nos.nl/data/image/2019/10/23/586948/xxl.jpg

Rolling most 2019 football images

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link

NV both lol and otm, sadly.

oscar bravo, Wednesday, 23 October 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

Chelsea vs Ajax, 1-1. After 4 minutes.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

if you wanted var to work, and its clear that they dont, youd simply say clear daylight between attacker and last man and make no apologies about favouring the former. thatd be the end of it.

deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

Napoli-Salzburg is wide open. It’s 0-1 Salzburg but could be 2-2.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

Promes w/ 1-2. Never thought I'd say this but please Chelsea, hurt 'm.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

Deems otm btw.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

VdV has been publicly talking Ziyech to Spurs lately btw. He'd be great for youse.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

Right on cue.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

Did I mention Ziyech? I think I did. 1-3.

I hate this Ajax but you have to love this Ajax :-S

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Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

VdV would have been proud of that.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

Def! Arsenal were in doubt this summer, buying Pepe or Ziyech. They decided on Pepe and paid 80m for him. I don't think Pepe can not be of use, but c'mon.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

Chucky equalises for Napoli.

Srinivasaraghavan VONCataraghavan (ShariVari), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

this ajax team are a dream, itsblike watching a team from the 90s when i could love things and not just criticise their imperfections

deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

He's sorely missed around these parts ;_;

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Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

Deems, sadly, otm.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

They're so dreamlike they even have a spot for Daley fucking Blind and it still doesn't hurt them

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

certainly i got sad writing it idk strange times

deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link

i could do with a daley fucking blind tbh

deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

Liverpool can't keep a clean sheet lately. One shot, one goal for Genk in that 1st half.

The World According To.... (Michael B), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

certainly i got sad writing it idk strange times

― deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, November 5, 2019 9:47 PM (twenty-four seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

I hear you and felt a tremendous melancholy, a nostalgic shock. Strange times indeems.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link


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