PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Real talk:

John McDonnell has just told journalists he believes Jo Swinson can be persuaded to accept Corbyn as PM. "I was brought up a Catholic. I'm a great believer in the powers of conversion."

— Emily Ashton (@elashton) October 1, 2019

And on the same day that tweet rose again.

I always thought that bit about alphabet being illiterate was an ironic british humor sort of thing.

“Of course I can read! I just choose not to!”

What tweet Ward?

7 hours ago by gyac

Lol I haven't read beyond last 20 posts just catching up now.

not sure i saw this defence of the FTPA posted when it went up a while ago.

in brief:
- didn’t play a part in 2017
- performing a democratic function now

it places the right to call an election in parliament’s hands.

that’s a propos nothing at all because i haven’t read much itt over the last couple of days i just thought it was interesting.

lol peston.

Diane Abbott will stand in for Jeremy Corbyn at #PMQs, becoming the first black MP to represent her party at the weekly Commons clashhttps://t.co/tYdEmRF8lt #BlackHistoryMonth

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) October 1, 2019

Boris Johnson at DUP reception mentions Jeremy Corbyn, starts a sentence saying “we’ll invite him to enter...”

Shout from the crowd: “Traitors’ gate!”

Another: “a noose!”

Grim. pic.twitter.com/K2HUgxFKKa

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) October 1, 2019

Hope this has been posted today:

“I was told to kill myself for being Tory” young Conservatives share the abuse they’ve suffered for their politics pic.twitter.com/GIVqlanYCB

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) October 1, 2019

Tory scum is the standard

the online death threats and personal abuse these young men have received is quite depressing when you think how much more positive and better use the energy spent would have been if they were bullying and beating the shit out of them irl.

"I've been called a cunt in the park by teenagers" lol, welcome to my world.

a nicely astringent jonathan powell on newsnight just now, calling boris johnson's heavily trailed deal "nonsense", a "scam", "not serious" and explaining exactly why. it's been so long since I've heard non-bullshit from a guest on that programme

(xp)He should get out more and he can get called a cunt in a wide variety of locations by people of all ages, from toddlers upwards.

Yes, it seems tomorrow Boris is going to present a piece of utter shit, tailor made to fail, and say to the EU, it's our final offer, take it or leave it.

Young tories video is hilarious.
Not that I support gulags, but if I did one of the first groups to go would be cunts who think being called a racist is worse than racism.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EF0m2N5XoAAAgUj?format=jpg&name=small I mean whomst among us

privilege = being surprised when teenagers abuse you in the park

he's even doing an alan partridge face

https://img.gifglobe.com/grabs/peepshow/S01E01/gif/SRZ6MUOsKG4H.gif

Yes, even teenagers are shouting things at him in a park - that's how bad it is.

as a balding old fule when my hair gets too long I look awful and this kid shouted from his garden: "oi you you bald cunt, you look like you've got a cock growing out the back of your head!". Tbh I just lolled, cos who really gives a shit? Kids used to throw rocks at Cezanne, it's the way of the universe. unless you are an entitled young tory twat of course

when one of these little shits once made a disablist comment to my son, that was the red line for me. I told the fucker his parents would end up getting prosecuted if he didn't watch his mouth, and it shut him up. There are much more heavily victimised and vulnerable groups out there than fucking young tories.

xp that kid is a poet, I’m haunted by the sheer greatness

The thing is, being a Tory actually means believing that other people deserve to suffer by dint of birth, which is as good a definition of being a cunt as any.

thats catholics man

Ah, you make a point.

Tbf it's Calvinists even more so

idfw prods so

Best way tbh

Extremely good

How to accurately introduce Jacob Rees-Mogg 👇🏿pic.twitter.com/oMYxADaMpF

— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) October 1, 2019

lmao, get his ass

the online death threats and personal abuse these young men have received is quite depressing when you think how much more positive and better use the energy spent would have been if they were bullying and beating the shit out of them irl.

― calzino

^
tremendous comment !!

xp lol. You can see those eyebrows just yearning to fly off that fuck's face if they could.

you'd think a man with all the resources of jacob rees-mogg would be able to acquire a jacket which properly fits

it has to double as a reclining cushion

I think the most disappointing aspect of JRM's attire is the lack of a gold top hat

This is awful:

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/tributes-mighty-redcars-jade-21-17014573

She was on "The Mighty Redcar" as the girl who got an "I love Boris" tattoo on her leg, and was a conservative campaigner in her hometown.

I do get the sense that this is going to become a larger story with all sorts of overtones, however.

"I give not Heaven for lost: from this descent celestial virtues rising will appear more glorious and more dread than from no fall, and trust themselves to fear no second fate"#CPC19 #FreedomFizz https://t.co/5JsYRuLLiT

Wish you were there. pic.twitter.com/pgmtfOcqaM

— Steve Baker MP (@SteveBakerHW) October 2, 2019

Some of those comments on this one are .. well, I'm impressed.

quoting satan, linking to a soundgarden song from the avengers soundtrack AND sharing a nightmarish vision of ranks of shadowy patriots massed for purposes unclear? a+ content tbh, good work steve

so not gonna happen

Let’s get Brexit done! #CPC2019 pic.twitter.com/fR4TapL5jZ

— Sajid Javid (@sajidjavid) October 2, 2019

is that what passes for chiaroscuro now

arrgh, it's like waking up in hell

priti patel is far too good at this evil lark

big 'alex ross paints a bunch of cunts' energy

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2F__A8V4GCWbo%2Fmaxresdefault.jpg&f=1&nofb=1

https://tribunemag.co.uk/2019/10/the-tories-lobbying-bonanza

corporate ghouls that are sucking the blood out of this country and causing destitution and death like Atos, Capita, Serco, Good old freedom fighting Deliveroo, The Cayman Islands and the weapons of mass death manufacturer whose latest product has been performing well in Yemen. great set of lads at the tory conference.