abysmal real names

Santa Ratniece

(Abysmality presumes English pronunciation.)

too weird to be abysmal

at least it's not the usual scatological fare

Abysmal as in abyssal as in awful as in awesome of course.

snakes on a plane, mise en abyme

Directed by Caspar David Friedrich.

would sunder myself before

https://www.discogs.com/artist/67054-Kaotic

no

i refuse. i cannot

(not that it's a bad choice! if anything it's too abysmal. i am done)

just clicked it again and it had the same potency

also goes by the alias 'happy titsworth' i shit you not

i think 'timmy' offers the deepest abyss

The Happiness of Timothy Titsworth is surely the title of a 1968 b-side by some English pop psychedelic act on Decca or Regal Zonophone.

real estate sign:

McKaebrie Reese

oof that's a great one

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/dec/06/teenager-jonty-bravery-who-threw-child-from-tate-modern-balcony-admits-attempted-murder?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Damn, you beat me to it. Abysmal human being to boot (mental illness notwithstanding).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymour_Cocks

Geoffrey Kabaservice

L3xxus 0rgan

I thought Al Kaline was an abysmally poor joke nickname until I found out it was real. Which was good, as then I got a multiple-choice quiz question out of it:

Which of these is the name of a player in the Baseball Hall of Fame?
a) Al Kaline
b) Nob Legas
c) Hal Ogen

Just saw an external work email from someone with the first name Dooki.

Wasn't sure whether to put it here or in the great real names thread, tbh.

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This is closer to great, but J0nn0 S1ckerd1ck

SV with a strong early 2020 Worst candidate, kudos

whew Ladd

came here to post jonty bravery

Prof Alan Boobis, chairman of the Committee on Toxicity, which advises the FSA and Department of Health,

irl lol
that name is awesome

Laurence Love Greed

https://philosophy.utoronto.ca/directory/george-boys-stones/

i hope his faculty page lets him see trackbacks

Tyson Fury

Wrong thread.

The fact that it's his real name just makes it even more annoying.

https://cos.northeastern.edu/people/swastik-kar/

no

"Swastika" is a sanskrit word that literally means "good-luck charm", so I guess it's not surprising that there are people of Indian descent with a name derived from it. See also:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika_Mukherjee

Toni Pippins-Poole

NPR correspondent Richard Harris a.k.a. Dick Har

Dr. Ingo Titze

Chase Knobbe

can some of you pls just start 'prurient real names' already

― imago, Thursday, 6 December 2018 16:22 (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

X Æ A-Xii

Chase Knobbe has, er, come up before.

Dr. Ingo Titze

― making gazebo money (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ)

Belongs in the other thread imo.

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