PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

let's go undermine our party in the Murdoch press when one feels one isn't enough enough attention (part 1867)

hard left risking election chances

she's probably jealous that Sheriff + Brabin have been getting more limelight than her with their dignity intact and without undermining the party.

Eric Pickles going absolutely wild for Liz Truss’s speech pic.twitter.com/PHQVYoSpb5

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) September 29, 2019

Eric Pickles is good again

me when fred posts

Penny Mordaunt says PM sometimes "has the style of Frank Spencer in a china shop but he is a decent person and I think he cares a great deal about women and girls"

— Emily Ashton (@elashton) September 29, 2019

A bit harsh of her to accuse him of being a paedo!

Dick Emery, Frank Spencer, surely only a matter of time before he does Harry Worth's trademark window routine.

Norman Collier's broken microphone.

xp DelBoy falling through the bar

No-one believes Boris Johnson is a 'decent person' surely?

It's irrelevant to his appeal, whatever his appeal is.

This is one of the best things I have ever seen on Facebook. pic.twitter.com/t3ikEg5x24

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 29, 2019

Horrendous thread

At a Conservative Party conference fringe titled “Challenging ‘Islamophobia’” #cpc19 pic.twitter.com/sqwYKlx2Dp

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) September 29, 2019

Also horrendous

Kate Hoey, still a Labour MP, appears at her first Tory conference. She says this is a “much better-dressed conference” pic.twitter.com/ZnqAzxVBYk

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) September 29, 2019

Sick.

.@KateHoeyMP tells the fringe “I’m proud Boris Johnson called the Benn Bill the Surender Bill because in Northern Ireland we know about no surrender!”

— Kate Ferguson (@kateferguson4) September 29, 2019

wow it must have been a strain holding the lid on her hatefulness for all those years

lol

The condescension of elements of the Westminster commentariat knows no bounds at times. @theSNP is perfectly capable of thinking through the implications of various scenarios. https://t.co/aGYsaFpiou

— Nicola Sturgeon (@NicolaSturgeon) September 29, 2019

any other policy announcements from CPC today (besides the 40* new** hospitals)?

lol at all the FBPE melts totally unhypocritically calling for Hoey's immediate termination

any other policy announcements from CPC today (besides the 40* new** hospitals)?

"lol you're all going to die"

xp what’s wrong with that?

clearly Hoey needed terminating a long time ago but i'd bet that a fair chunk of the tweeters using her as a stick to beat Corbyn with were up in arms over previous attempts to deselect "Labour" MPs

Because if Corbyn had done it they'd be up in arms about it.

... lol up in arms x2

Possibly but I don’t have a problem with hypocrisy over someone who’s been blatantly anti-Irish & pro no deal for a long long time tbh

xxp they are always tweeting at him to withdraw the whip every time she votes with the government

oh i don't care it's just the usual "there is literally nothing that happens in the PLP that isn't Corbyn's fault"

sorry, i mean "i don't care that hypocritical clowns are clowns"; all for firing Hoey into the sun

She's a vile bigot but the English are clueless about Ireland so I'm sure she imagines she can get away with, there'd be a riot if she'd said it in Glasgow.

look if you can't indulge in vile bigotry at the Tory party conference

Probably the only thing worse are the descriptions of Boris groping a journalist
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFoyYsOW4AEbTL0?format=jpg&name=medium

I think this: does Islamophobia actually exist? "debate" might be the last straw for Warsi, but low sympathy rating for the "I can't believe the tories have turned into a set of racist scumbags" incredulity and for anyone who is completely awful enough to join the LibDems.

On a very similar note!

“I know Charlotte well and I entirely trust what she has to say” Matt Hancock on #C4news tonight https://t.co/rALsCvfj2b

— Krishnan Guru-Murthy (@krishgm) September 29, 2019

Don’t think we’ve mentioned how “interesting” it is that the Mail on Sunday singled out two Jewish MPs in their big scare story about TRAITOR MPS COLLUDING WITH OTHER NATIONS

And speaking of, the disco goth is suing Toby Young:

This is self-evidently absurd. But it is also defamatory. I will be taking legal advice tomorrow morning. I shall make no further comment.

— Philip Hammond (@PhilipHammondUK) September 29, 2019

Apologies Philip. The suggestion that “speculators” are controlling the govt could be construed as an anti-Semitic trope if “speculators” is being used as a euphemism for Jewish financiers, as it sometimes is. But you evidently didn’t mean that and I’ve deleted the tweet.

— Toby Young (@toadmeister) September 29, 2019

toby issues a grovelling apology and digs himself into a deeper hole.

it was a useful exercise if he did intend to publicly explore his own Antisemitism and incur a libel case for slander!

profiles in courage

Couldn't happen to a nicer toad.

I'm seeing this "criticising the city/bankers is antisemitic" trope more and more these days. I've even seen people saying being "anti-capitalist" at all is antisemitic. even centrist music journalists are at it

surely assuming capitalists/evil city types are predominantly jewish is the actual antisemitism there but what do I know

one things for sure, it’s a great way to avoid engaging with anticapitalist ideas

Jews getting the blame for both Capitalism and Communism, that's an old favourite.

it's *strange* how old AS tropes like protocols of elders of zion/the Judeobolshevik myth sort of cancelled each other out whilst many nazis were still happy to preach both of them

Did Boris Johnson go to Wakefield just to mess with the SEO for Jacob Rees Mogg's Andrew Wakefield comparison

my febrile Brexit brain believes this, and that his studiedly awkward bus nonsense was too

― ogmor, Friday, 6 September 2019 07:40 (three weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

Within the space of an hour. This didn’t happen by luck. pic.twitter.com/Z6T7lCBdry

— Remoaning Myrtle #FBPE (@TheAndyMaturin) September 29, 2019

at it again

The DM calls her a model but everywhere else is reporting her as a “businesswoman”.

‘If you have been sexually harassed by the Prime Minister’ - what a sentence. We are in the end days. https://t.co/al8eYaBIL4

— Eve (@eve_k_w) September 30, 2019

inshallah

Expect a Johnson pronouncement on the evils of sexual harassment any minute, he's like a child with a new toy called SEO

I'm predictably doomy about the spread of Q-Anon type nonsense to this arena

I think that the evidence is on tape recorded and awaiting to be let loose with maximum coverage at the right time , I think it will sicken the people of this country people are going to jail for this after brexit this will be the news .

— Wayne Howe (@bobbybox2101) September 29, 2019