Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

he made a couple of brilliant saves as well tbf

Everton are making a decent game of this. City have missed an uncharacteristic number of chances.

Oh Llorispaws

Ashley’s eye for managerial talent not letting him down.

https://www.espn.com/soccer/chelsea/story/3953639/chelseas-christian-pulisic-lack-of-playing-time-is-frustrating

A completely unpredictable turn of events.

Looks like Leicester might be getting the customary one good season out of Rodgers before he gets found out.

harsh

Love to have a goalkeeper who concedes by trying to Cruyff turn an oncoming attacker right in front of the goal.

Newcastle aren't even getting the customary half a good season under Bruce.

I'm not sure if I should want Newcastle to go down, because if they do we'll probably go down as well anyway and they'll inexplicably get promoted as champions without breaking a sweat next season

can we just note hugo made two world class saves second half

he did, so that's a profit if anything

t'was noted

this was a bit much for some of our lads

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This game is hilariously poor

Yes, it’s awful. The highlight has been that Arsenal free kick.

On a scale of one to Ross Barkley how fraudulent is Pepe being right now?

it says something that Scott McTominay had to provide the only moment of quality

was pepe signed before or after boris

Legit the most onside offside I’ve ever seen called.

Arsenal handball was pretty handbally too tbf

Lol

Physio brought on to tend to Lloris’ wounded pride.

fucking hell

ooh, I don't think arms are supposed to bend that direction

Was gonna say, landed on his pride

That injury looked very bad indeed. The players looked traumatised but that might just have been last Tuesday.

Vertonghen down as well now. Perhaps Poch has paid Brighton to kill all our players one by one.

Half the season has been passing the ball around the outside of the opposition penalty box, not being able to find any incisive passes, booting it backwards and losing it in midfield. There is zero danger to Brighton at all unless they get caught on the break.

terrible for hugo but my god he's been hapless for so long now, and to have him as captain has been a cruelty

collective noun for cunts is a pack iirc

I mean you do hear shower

each valid in its own way

whats avb doing these days

Embarrassing goals aside idk if there will be a more emblematic moment than Vertonghen, mid-way towards the half-way line and under no pressure, turning round and realising he couldn’t go back to Gazzaniga because Maupay was in the way and lumping the ball away aimlessly because he couldn’t think of anyone else to pass to.

two goals conceded from three on target, and one good save from gazzaniga (immediate goal from rebound) and you just think, what other team puts up stats like this so consistently over fifteen years and thinks its getting core shit right?

the quality of chance we give up is alarming, even if the stats were only viewed on a laserjet printout read by an earnest postgrad covering nightshift in a distant lab he'd be shaking the professor (bill pullman) awake

seem to recall eric dier a couple of years ago being linked in tabloid speak with a 'big money move to man utd'. now he barely resembles a footballer and doesn't even look good enough for the current utd midfield.

Spurs can't afford to sack Poch

that link to united stopped dier in his tracks, hes been backwards in development ever since

pochs crowing about it in his book a year later was shitty enough too

is this lad Connolly a wind up merchant or what, im on mbm updates he seems "involved"

yeah he's looked good actually

I'm prepared to anoint him as our national saviour

He’s scored twice now.

hadn't even scored his second on my stream when I typed that :)

fuck this im off to venice

We may have previously inadvertently given the impression that proven Premier league goalscorer Wesley Moraes Ferreira da Silva was an innefectual, lightweight player unsuited to the harsh mental and physical rigours of the English Premier League,

saw the goals. he looks composed but norwich defended like a bunch of music nerds

Fucksake Albrighton

Shit day. Fuck Football.

best day I've had since watford away - last year or was it the year before last? fucking hell just seeing 3-0 on a home result is like snorting crystal mdma for me right now

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If you can't catch MOTD tonight, BBC Sport have done an intuitive visual guide to the performance of Wesley Moraes Ferreira Da Silva in today's game

With the greatest respect to the rest of you European Football experts whose teams have their own special thread, the case is closed