More generally I was thinking that, after like two years of humiliation people started to feel sorry for Gordon Brown. Some deluded people even felt sorry for Theresa May. Cameron was gone too quickly for it to be an issue, but no matter how much the humiliations pile up it's virtually impossible to imagine people feeling sorry for Boris Johnson.
These experienced observers of life and people concluded that Boris Johnson and Laura Kuenssberg have 'banged'.The BBC Chief Political correspondent and the PM !Today's disgusting display by @bbclaurak gives further credence to these observations.pic.twitter.com/JT1pkdk1dR— LFTV (@TheBirmingham6) September 18, 2019
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:09 (four years ago) link
it's enough to make you start googling vacancies in remote monastic communities
― calzino, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:16 (four years ago) link
good to see a team of professionals backing up my assertion that they have definitely fucked
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 09:16 (four years ago) link
kinda weird that laura k sounds more scottish in that clip than she usually does
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 09:17 (four years ago) link
Man this was good. I know the music is kinda naff but whatever.
John McDonnell V. Hans Zimmer #LabourConference2019 pic.twitter.com/s2WXmFjVD9
— lewis bassett (@le_bassett) September 23, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 27 September 2019 07:00 (two hours ago) link
Try this instead
― saer, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:21 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MJwi0Zwbk4
I don't say this lightly
― saer, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:22 (four years ago) link
You are a prince and a scholar <3
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:22 (four years ago) link
Amazing.
― ShariVari, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:28 (four years ago) link
ILX Johnny Mc remix album clearly required.
― ShariVari, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:30 (four years ago) link
SNP set to back Corbyn as caretaker Prime Minister https://t.co/6pTvEp8rs3— Peter Stefanovic (@PeterStefanovi2) September 27, 2019
does this mean they are fixing for a vonc?
― calzino, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:39 (four years ago) link
Seconded!
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:40 (four years ago) link
omg that is young McD!
― calzino, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:42 (four years ago) link
banger
xxps
― stoffle (||||||||), Friday, 27 September 2019 09:45 (four years ago) link
xp young McD is the most Irish looking person ever to have existed
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:45 (four years ago) link
I'm not saying that if you flip and mirror Boris Johnson's signature you get an image of Baphomet/the devil of the Witches' Sabbath, but I am saying that if you flip and mirror Boris Johnson's signature you get an image of Baphomet/the devil of the Witches' Sabbath. pic.twitter.com/l3oq02WHWx— Richard Littler (@richard_littler) September 27, 2019
― coup de twat (suzy), Friday, 27 September 2019 09:47 (four years ago) link
(xp) There's a lot of competition for that tbf.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 27 September 2019 09:48 (four years ago) link
Reckon he’d hold his ownhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBJY-gIXgAEaD9F?format=jpg&name=medium
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:51 (four years ago) link
Magnificent man.
― the pinefox, Friday, 27 September 2019 09:55 (four years ago) link
*swoons*
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 09:58 (four years ago) link
Corrie/Threads actor R33se Dinsd4le absolutely despises him and described him as an IRA supporter who will kill the labour party off for decades or some shit like that. I had an online row with him (on a HTAFC forum) around the time of the Owen Smith leadership challenge!
― calzino, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:05 (four years ago) link
fucking luvvies
― calzino, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:06 (four years ago) link
I rest my case.https://img-buzzfeed-com.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w820/s/img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-10/25/8/enhanced/webdr04/longform-original-25615-1445776931-4.jpg
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:09 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:45 (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
^ jacket helps a lot though
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:10 (four years ago) link
Or nothttps://img-buzzfeed-com.cdn.ampproject.org/ii/w820/s/img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-10/25/8/enhanced/webdr04/longform-original-25615-1445776931-4.jpg?output-quality=auto&output-format=auto&downsize=360:*
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:10 (four years ago) link
Damn you alluded to this corrie star bust up before and I’d mentally cast Craig Charles as the offending luvvy, this anecdote just got way less funky xps
― YouGov to see it (wins), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:10 (four years ago) link
sorry to speak the spell of mcd thirstposting but... sad lol at the state of this
"How much have you spent preparing for a no-deal Brexit?" "About £40,000.""Do you regret voting leave?""Not at all."That's what one Leave-voting business owner who's preparing for no-deal tells @ADavies4. pic.twitter.com/ELoTb77NZB— Channel 4 News (@Channel4News) September 26, 2019
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:11 (four years ago) link
xp"Reecey" has never even been anywhere near a Funky Bunker!
― calzino, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:12 (four years ago) link
Was gonna say, 40k buys you quite the amount of Brexit Survival Packs. But then I saw the seller closed shop already. Lol we're all gonna die.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link
really wanted to hear more from that lady about why she voted to leave. she said it was for the good of the whole country but didn’t elucidate further
― stoffle (||||||||), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link
BREXIT IS FOR THE CHILDREN
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:17 (four years ago) link
Was gonna say, 40k buys you quite the amount of Brexit Survival Packs. But then I saw the seller closed shop🕸 already. Lol we're all gonna die.
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:20 (four years ago) link
Astronauts do it, so why can't we(e)?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:21 (four years ago) link
brexit hits - drink your can of holsten pils - ???? - ?
― conrad, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:24 (four years ago) link
if only brexit was like opening the airlock so the whole fucking island just got blasted out into the depths of space
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:34 (four years ago) link
i guess michael gove does actually look like the kind of guy who's thought long and hard about being sucked off into the vacuum
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:36 (four years ago) link
don't make me post the story about gove having to be talked out of clearing a blocked toilet with henry the hoover again
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:39 (four years ago) link
You asked for this to be posted again
Not my story, but impeccably sourced. Sarah Vine tells of returning home one evening to hear the noise of the hoover upstairs. Puzzled, she went up to discover the sound was coming from the bathroom,accompanied by grunts and moans.Fearing deviancy, vaseline and amyl-soaked satsumas, she swung the door open to reveal the then Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove, forlornly trying to slurp up an enormous, unflushable turd with thecrevice wand.
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 10:40 (four years ago) link
to be clear, i did not ask for this
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:40 (four years ago) link
“Crevice wand”
― coup de twat (suzy), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:42 (four years ago) link
i know but actually it's the 'forlornly' that gets me
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:42 (four years ago) link
holy shit what
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:42 (four years ago) link
in other old gove/shitter stories, let us not forget this from the unimaginably distant past of 2014
Michael Gove has been mocked by Labour for apparently getting stuck in a toilet on the first day of his new job as chief whip. The senior Tory, demoted from his role as education secretary on Tuesday, also got off to a bad start by losing his first government vote.His mishap was highlighted by Angela Eagle, shadow leader of the Commons, who told MPs: "Mr Gove hasn't had the most auspicious of starts. Yesterday, he not only lost his first vote but he managed to get stuck in the toilet in the wrong lobby. We know all about the former education secretary's love of free schools. I wonder if he is keen to allow the emergence of lots of free Tory MPs who don't have to submit to his authority."William Hague, the new leader of the Commons, said: "Knowledge of who is in the toilets in whatever lobby is a very important piece of information for any chief whip."
His mishap was highlighted by Angela Eagle, shadow leader of the Commons, who told MPs: "Mr Gove hasn't had the most auspicious of starts. Yesterday, he not only lost his first vote but he managed to get stuck in the toilet in the wrong lobby. We know all about the former education secretary's love of free schools. I wonder if he is keen to allow the emergence of lots of free Tory MPs who don't have to submit to his authority."
William Hague, the new leader of the Commons, said: "Knowledge of who is in the toilets in whatever lobby is a very important piece of information for any chief whip."
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link
john mcd tune is very good morning energy
― ogmor, Friday, 27 September 2019 11:00 (four years ago) link
Should definitely do a remix album
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 11:01 (four years ago) link
Why is Cummings front page of the BBC - why is his reading so important?
― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 27 September 2019 11:06 (four years ago) link
Interesting stats about Boris’s appeal by gender https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFdBV-tU0AAPIk5?format=png&name=900x900
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link
Every single one of those results is still depressing af.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 27 September 2019 12:25 (four years ago) link
Nicola Sturgeon backing Corbyn as caretaker PM btw. Obviously the SNP are gagging for an election though.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 27 September 2019 12:27 (four years ago) link
Love too see this cunt not saying that Brendan O’Neil won’t be invited back on the BBC
1) On Brendan O’Neill: on live television people say unpredictable things. O’Neill’s assertion that there “should” be riots if Brexit delayed was immediately picked up on and pushed back by Adam Fleming as well as other guests. O’Neill then appeared to backtrack on his comments.— Rob Burley (@RobBurl) September 27, 2019
― gyac, Friday, 27 September 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link
38m ago 13:37Peter WalkerPeter WalkerLabour have condemned the veteran Conservative backbencher Desmond Swayne for describing criticism of Justin Trudeau’s admission he had worn blackface make-up as “the latest absurdity of political correctness”.In a post on his personal blog, the New Forest West MP said there had been no need for the Canadian prime minister to make a “cringing apology” for wearing what Trudeau called “racist” makeup to a costume party in 2001.“It was a themed ‘Arabian Nights’ fancy-dress party for heaven’s sake!” Swayne wrote. “It comes to something when you can’t dress-up as Aladdin without attracting the opprobrium of the ‘great and good’. He would have done better to have said it was an entirely acceptable bit of fun and refused to apologise.”Swayne went on: “I once went to a ‘Blues Brothers’ themed fancy-dress party as James Brown. I went to some trouble to be as authentic as possible. I can assure readers of this column that I have no intention of apologising.”
Peter Walker
Labour have condemned the veteran Conservative backbencher Desmond Swayne for describing criticism of Justin Trudeau’s admission he had worn blackface make-up as “the latest absurdity of political correctness”.
In a post on his personal blog, the New Forest West MP said there had been no need for the Canadian prime minister to make a “cringing apology” for wearing what Trudeau called “racist” makeup to a costume party in 2001.
“It was a themed ‘Arabian Nights’ fancy-dress party for heaven’s sake!” Swayne wrote. “It comes to something when you can’t dress-up as Aladdin without attracting the opprobrium of the ‘great and good’. He would have done better to have said it was an entirely acceptable bit of fun and refused to apologise.”
Swayne went on: “I once went to a ‘Blues Brothers’ themed fancy-dress party as James Brown. I went to some trouble to be as authentic as possible. I can assure readers of this column that I have no intention of apologising.”
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Friday, 27 September 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link