I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

*throws rotten fruit*
BOOO
GET OFF THE STAGE

is listing multiple pronouns the norm
like, is anyone she/him or they/her
― mookieproof, Friday, September 27, 2019 8:51 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

zooey deschanel and m. ward
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

haaaaaa

drowning! (she/her)

For a second I confused Graham Nash with Ogden Nash lol

Just before our love got lost you said
"A cow is of the bovine ilk," and I said
"One end is moo? The other is milk?
"If you want me I'll be in the bar"

― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included),

excellent

but it changed the rhyme scheme

it changed everything mannn

um idle speculation but he will commit More Crimes after this episode

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:18 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and therefore...

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:19 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

they can just add it to the impeachment tab

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:30 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and then...

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:36 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

leave outside but away from direct sunlight for 2-3 weeks before seeds germinate

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:39 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

And then along came Jones

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:46 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Helps if you know the song.

does it tho

when you're sounding out a vowel
but you feel you don't know how
diaerisis

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 09:33 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

!

lol

cha cha cha

Getting a 'poxy fule' error when I try to create a new poll, y'all.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:44 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

mods, please keep this new feature, thnx

― pplains, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 16:06 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

latest john harris piece is... partially otm ?

― stoffle (||||||||), Monday, 7 October 2019 08:42 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

tjhdr!

― calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:56 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nice.

In ancient times rockist critics were people who actually stoned you to death

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:09 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm catching up on the list now. currently listening to camera obscura and trying to imagine 70th percentile missionary sex. would kind of make a good music video i think. the organ solo breakdown is the part where everything is where someone gets up to make sure the stove is turned off

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 17, 2019

70th percentile missionary sex

this is my favorite guided by voices song

― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

oh my god voodoo A+

Sounds like a King Crimson rehash.

21st Century Thrusting Man

Premier began work on the album in late 2017 while an urn with Guru’s ashes sat atop his production console.

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hard to Urn

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hahahahaha

https://tenor.com/uZlj.gif

lol just came to post that

i'm just imagining a Premier/urn collaboration like some 'wet hot american summer' can of mixed vegetables thing

Formaldehyde was a popular drink
And it still is

okay now

there’s a chaaaaairman waiting in shanghai
he’d love to come and lead us
but his body count’s too high

― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, October 20, 2019 8:10 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

actual weeping

Agreed but couldn’t be bothered looking for this on zing

♪♩♫ thunder only happens when it's raining ♪♫♪

*water gently sprays onto the produce section*

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 24, 2019 8:57 AM (ten minutes ago)

u can't spell corny indie fuxxor without the xx

― the creator has a mazda van (NickB)

One thing about sports talk is that I find it to be a very useful way of talking across geographic / political / social class boundaries and talking to strangers more generally. Like if you're in a bar and a game is on you can just say either "no way in hell was that pass interference" or "that was blatant pass interference, come on" and either way you are basically opening up a public conversation window.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, October 28, 2019 2:21 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just tried this, but the Nats fans in the bar all turned and looked at me funny.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 12:58 PM bookmarkflaglink

haaa

My favorite super hero is The Tick. I have a hard time imagining someone making fun of him.

― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 6:21 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Could he melt steel beams

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 6:55 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Rebecca Ballhaus
✔
@rebeccaballhaus
Why Lev Parnas gave his company the somewhat questionable name of Fraud Guarantee: It was in part to clean up his Google search results, ensuring that the word “fraud” and his own name would be paired in a positive light.

ah if only Louis CK had named his production company Non-Consensual Masturbation

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, October 31, 2019 10:36 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Loooooool

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why are these dudes obsessed with frogs

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:26 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wasn't Alex Jones obsessed with frogs, too?

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, November 11, 2019 2:37 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm not sure, is "frogs" a code-word for steroids?

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:39 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Or a pill that makes you 10% redder overnight?

― Maybe you wanna lay off the Mountain Dew, there, Burt. (Old Lunch), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Anyone remember like a decade ago when all the hormones in our water supply were supposed to be turning our frogs gay or something? Is that something to do with this? I'm so confused.

― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

whats wrong with frogs

― frogbs, Monday, November 11, 2019 2:46 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's not easy being green.

cuet lol

Do i say Chicken Kiev that way too?

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:01 (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If you're in Ukraine, yes.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:09 (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

they just call it chicken there

― mh, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:11 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Akshually… they call it котлета по-київськи aka 'cutlet Kiev-style'.

Chief Keef iirc

aahh LBI did this better (and earlier) on the other thread I see

We were making up funny Joni song titles in the group chat and I've decided that it's very important that I write a song called "The Last Time I Saw Dick"

― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, November 14, 2019 5:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

the last time i saw it was last night and let me tell you, it wasn't good

― surm, Friday, November 15, 2019 2:02 PM

I WANNA SCREAM OUT "OK BOOMER"
WHILE I DO YOU IN THE POOPER
AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:34 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

EVERYBODY BE ALL QUID PRO QUO
THAT ASS GOT ME QUID PRO WOAH

AMANDA

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:51 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THE BED FRAME CRANCH
WHILE I POO IN YOUR GRAN'S FLANGE

AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:06 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

booooooooooooooooo

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:58 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the script for The Incredibles is plot point for plot point and at every step philosophically a close approximation of The Fountainhead, if you don't see if you have blinders on i'm sorry that's simply how it is. nb i have neither seen the incredibles nor read the fountainhead.

― omar little, Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:09 PM bookmarkflaglink