i have no idea where else to post this stuff, but i've been seeing some real gems on discogs recently. sometimes it's the exact sort of obessive and pedantic kind of comments you'd normally associate with audiophile culture. but sometimes the lengths that people go to just to criticize the quality of some vinyl pressings is just funny. case in point:
I use lp60xbt, which is fully automatic.on side D after the last track; Lullaby For My Insomniac a needle spins on run out groove endlessly making a ring on surface and doesn't come back to a tone arm rest.I enquired audio technica support team and got the reliable answer; If this is only happening on the one side of just that particular record, the issue is not within the turntable but rather the cutting of that particular side of the record. It is likely they did not cut the locked groove at the end of the record in the standard position. does anybody have the same issue as me?mine is European dark green edition. I'm into its colour but this is a pretty irritating experience when using a fully automatic turntable.
If this is only happening on the one side of just that particular record, the issue is not within the turntable but rather the cutting of that particular side of the record. It is likely they did not cut the locked groove at the end of the record in the standard position.
does anybody have the same issue as me?mine is European dark green edition. I'm into its colour but this is a pretty irritating experience when using a fully automatic turntable.
did you honestly put in a service request to the manufacterer of your turntable over this? does this turntable not have "return" button? ARE YOU NOT ABLE TO LIFT THE NEEDLE OFF THE RECORD YOURSELF?
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link
also, nice: totally not worried about the lesser fidelity of colored vinyl because yr "into its color." fucking lol
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
hey I payed for fully automatic!! clearly this is not FULLY!
― maffew12, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
that is really funny cuz audiophile turntable discussions I've seen won't even entertain an automatic table. Anything in there not essential to playing well just frig up the sound, man.it was then I realized I was reading too much about turntables.
― maffew12, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link
That guys obv no audiophile, but the amount of anguish and frustration that vinyl causes for some “vinyl enthusiasts” is really something else. Maybe they all live in really dusty homes or something.
― brimstead, Friday, 27 September 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link
I don't know about "awesome", but this sure seems like a prime example of audiophile snake oil to me:
https://www.musicdirect.com/record-cleaning/last-record-preservative
Keep Your New Vinyl LPs Looking and Sounding Brand-New for Decades to Come with Last Record Preservative: Prevents Wear, Ticks, and Pops for Hundreds of Plays by Enhancing Molecular Stability
Only $26 per ounce!
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
Enhancing Molecular Stability since 2019!
― corrs unplugged, Thursday, 21 November 2019 08:33 (four years ago) link
I've noticed one or two of my friends who 20 years ago would obsess about their perfect listening position at the tip of an equilateral triangle between their stereo speakers, but now enthuse about their v. expensive single Bluetooth speakers.
― fetter, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link
you haven't lived til you've heard the Beatles in mono..... on a single speaker, as God intended
― maffew12, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link
mono on two speakers in bad for the molecules
― maffew12, Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link
is bad. very bad.
xxxp “Last” has been around for years, it’s pretty well established (I guess that doesn’t keep it from being “snake oil,” though). Think I owned some at one point.
― hip musical crush (morrisp), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link
I am a chemist, this is how I break it down to an extent
shouldn't say "molecular stability" as that refers to whether molecules break into smaller pieces or not. in general the stylus does not break molecules into smaller groups of atoms.
what a stylus does do is break molecules apart from each other. i.e. it wears down the groove by tearing off tiny pieces of vinyl. the proper term for molecules sticking to each other is cohesion, so when they say they're improving cohesiveness they're actually using the right term.
how do you keep the stylus from tearing off bits of vinyl? put a layer of something else on top of it to protect it. so my assumption is that the LAST record preservative is a thin lacquer that is applied over the grooves. so on the other hand, you're not really improving the cohesiveness of the molecules, you're just putting new molecules over the old molecules so the new molecules get worn off instead of the old one.
TLDR - it's just a thin lacquer that you apply over the surface of the record to protect the grooves.
― djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
personally I wouldn't lacquer my records unless they were super scratchy as applying lacquer will obviously leave a waxy residue on the grooves that will change the sound quality.
― djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link
xpost
It would have to be awfully thin not to muffle the sound, wouldn't it? One could certainly make the argument that it did so. (I mean, we'd be talking about an incredibly fine degree of muffling, but we'd also be talking about audiophiles, who are basically dwelling in a world of fantasy regarding what the human ear can actually perceive, anyway.)
― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link
I've applied the lacquer to Dark Side of the Moon and now I'm listening to it 100 times in a row to bring it to it's *ideal* sound quality at which point I will store it away forever
― maffew12, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
yeah from what I've read on forums and so on people say it definitely changes the sound quality to a noticeable extent. a term I've heard a lot is "warmer" which i generally interpret to mean muffling the extreme high-end frequencies.
― djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link
it could be less of a lacquer than a lubricant, creating an oily sheen that makes the needle glide over more
they make a lot of claims about it not being, but I'm guessing it's not what people would traditionally consider a lubricant so they're dissembling a little
― mh, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link
I was digging in because when I read the description I was wondering if it was literal oil derived from reptiles but it looks like it may be similar to this product: https://www.solvay.com/en/brands/pfpe-functional-fluids
― mh, Thursday, 21 November 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
you're right of course that it is a lubricant - it microscopically fills in the surface of the grooves, reducing friction and allowing the stylus to travel across the surface more smoothly
the difference in terminology is that lubricants generally aren't finishes, ie they don't permanently adhere to the surface. like if you touch a greased pan, grease comes off on your hand.
of course there are plenty of exceptions to this terminology and lots of examples of permanent solid lubricants, like teflon film on cooking utensils.
so yeah you can either think of it as a rather thick and adhesive lubricant or a rather thin and non-adhesive lacquer, in the end it's the same thing
― djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link
fair! thanks for the description, this is interesting stuff
― mh, Thursday, 21 November 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link
definitely need a few gallons of this as the molecular cohesion of my records has really gone to shit over the last few years, can barely open the door of my record room, molecules all over the damn place
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 21 November 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link
every time i come home from the record store with new molecules of music, my partner is always on my case like "but you never listen to the molecules you already have!"
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, 21 November 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
that's when I reach for my atomizer
― maffew12, Thursday, 21 November 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
goddammit i knew i should've copyrighted my dumb idea for "record lotion"
― With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 22 November 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link
lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 22 November 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
https://pitchfork.com/features/lists-and-guides/holiday-gift-ideas-for-the-vinyl-enthusiast-in-your-life/
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link
these seem mostly... fine? I'd go for a record cleaning brush over a stylus brush, though
― mh, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link
I have that Turntable Lab needle brush. It works! I also drop the needle onto a chunk of Magic Eraser after every few plays. But it's not "THIS WILL ADD LIFELIKE WARMTH TO THE SOUNDSTAGE THAT ONLY YOU CAN HEAR"; it's just cleaning/maintenance.
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
real heads know only steel wool can repel the negative ion buildup that takes the lustre off your upper mids
― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
was mostly using this thread to take another shot at the constant unwavering stupidity that is pfork (totally NOT a lifestyle website, btw). the "Isonoe Isolation System" is peak snakeoil afaict. also the preamp thingie is questionable and slipmats are not needed unless yr qbert or roc raida (rip). $13 for a 45 adapter too? gtfoh.
stylus brushes are always a great idea, tho.
also good to see turntable lab is still around.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link
if you have a receiver that doesn't have a phono input and a turntable without a built-in amp, you definitely need a phono amp! I own an earlier model of the one they recommend and the local on-the-level audio shop I go to has been selling them for years. the snake oil version of the same device costs hundreds if not thousands.
― mh, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link
right, that's my bad. i've had the same late 70s stereo for twenty years and take that for granted i guess.
― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
the graphics in that list are maybe the worst thing thats ever been published in pitchfork
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
getting a Vincent phono pre was the best thing I've done in awhile, really fantastic, $300 so "cheap" (haha) for audiophiles, built like a tankI have a pretty nice amp but it doesn't have a phono in
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link
order of stuff I think matters from most to least:speakersampcartridgeturntableDACCD player/disc spinner (currently using a $10 off Craigslist optical out into onboard DAC in my amp).....................all the other bullshit accessories
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link
what a weird, writing-free piece. The no-nonsense phono is the best thing about it (I use that one with my tiny class T speaker amp)... but do not buy one for your vinyl loving friend, unless they can't actually listen to vinyl and lack of a photo stage is the specific reason why.
― maffew12, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link
I wouldn't be mad if someone got me some outer sleeves
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
also isolation is an issue if you, like, can't dance near the table. but that's when you make a little shelf on the wall
― maffew12, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
yeah, the plastic sleeves are good (and seem to keep my cat from attempting to claw records)
― mh, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
ha, they have the opposite effect on my cat - he loves to chew the plastic, i cant ever leave a record out
― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 27 November 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link
I dislike those sleeves for aesthetic reasons. Then I worry that I'm neglecting my LPs. But no, I can't bring myself to use them
― Duke, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link
sleeve city outer sleevs are my favorite but i have yet to find a satisfying solution for doubles/gatefolds
― brimstead, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link
for every possible way to protect your possessions, there is a cat who has figured out how to counter it
― mh, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5poEu9uBwyM
― budo jeru, Thursday, 28 November 2019 04:49 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La3U41b0WSU
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 28 November 2019 05:03 (four years ago) link
xpost to mh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7dcSr04G8s
― budo jeru, Thursday, 28 November 2019 05:41 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tHOUV_bJn8
― budo jeru, Thursday, 28 November 2019 05:45 (four years ago) link
Kind of a bummer/guilt-trip final selection on that Pfork list.
― Soy Bean False Chicken (morrisp), Thursday, 28 November 2019 06:48 (four years ago) link
No one said loving vinyl was easy. Between caring for old records and getting the best sound out of your gear, being a turntable devotee is as rewarding as it is intensive*sigh* speak for yourself re this whole vinyl is hard nonsense
― brimstead, Thursday, 28 November 2019 07:02 (four years ago) link