Twitter C/D

lol mookie

reminds me of Trump yesterday saying "this it the worst witch hunt in history". seems he forgot about, y'know, *the actual witch hunts*

deleting twitter is never not a good idea

if i'd deleted twitter i would not right now be in a twitter fight with chuck e. cheese

well then!

i can defeat him

he's just an overgrown animatronic mouse

he shd stay in his lane imo

YOU SHOULD RETHINK YOUR STATEMENT

the cheese entertainment mouse ended his tweet with a full stop, an acknowledgment of defeat in any language

Hail, Mark S. Cheese!

Is there really no way to see further back than the last few hundred tweets on the timeline? I only go there once every few weeks, and I end up running out of things to read in 20 minutes. Is there some workaround, other than just randomly clicking on specific individuals I follow?

farther? I dunno

use bookmarks

print them out and read them on the train, then add them to binder at the end of each week

add some ranch, bake at 350 for 30 mins, and voila, a crowd-pleasing app

it's gonna take more than ranch dressing to make twitter a crowd-pleasing app

Mmm, ranch app.

Just felt that frisson of excitement when I determined, for reasons unknown to me, jeopardy champion arthur chu has me blocked! Am I on a blocklist? Did I say something about him and don't recall it? Either way, this is a good development

ya he's got a huge block list, i've been blocked by him for years

I'm still bummed that Emily Nussbaum blocked me a few months ago. I think it's because I replied to something she retweeted and didn't untag her, and my reply got a bunch of likes. Seems weird to block someone because of that, but I don't what else it could be.

that is definitely weird!

maybe there’s a list where you can auto-block all former jeopardy contestants

jaymc is right there, dude

where?!

Boo!

Tom Scharpling blocked me like six years ago. I was replying to one of his digs at something with what (I thought) was a clearly tongue in cheek response. Apparently it wasn't which, whatever, but I was sort of amazed that he blocked me within 30 seconds. It still stings when I see the official Best Show account retweet something I can't read, since I'm still a big fan of him.

just dropping by to note that nickelback officially has more self-respect than twitter at this point

got a tweet that’s doin numbers thx to a m@tt h RT

ilxors have great reach

i appreciate that someone shows pity on my worst tweets but who is ka11en 1aw

for those of you in academia who also tweet - i'm tweeting about an aspect of my professional work that I've been thinking about in the context of recently published research by a colleague in my field. she is active on twitter professionally, tweets often about her research. when i give attribution to her work in my tweet, do you think it's better to 1) @ her 2) cite her w/ a link to the published paper, 3) or both? the etiquette of @ing some is not something i really understand. i want to give her credit for her work but in a way that won't annoy her, but like i could also see her being like "im on twitter why didnt you @ me"

if she is active on twitter professionally, use her @

if you don't otherwise have a link in your tweet you can link the paper but if your tweet is mainly to link something else you can leave out the link, imo

thank you silby! i ended up @ and also linking :)

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-24/twitter-analysts-don-t-see-quick-rebound-as-stock-dives-20

Twitter Inc. shares plummeted on Thursday, after the social-media company reported third-quarter results that came in well below expectations and gave an outlook that was seen as weak.

The stock shed as much as 20%, erasing more than $4.5 billion from the company’s valuation. Thursday was the biggest one-day percentage loss for the stock since July 2018, and the sell-off took shares to their lowest level since March.

https://i.imgur.com/jZHIE8J.jpg

it looks like 20% of all twitter accounts are going to be deleted in order to cut costs - in order to keep your account, please email me your handle and password by friday end of day, thank you

1st couple days or 2 sans Twitter I was reflexively picking up phone to check it etc. But since then I haven't even thought about it and am glad to have that time-waster out of my life.

.@jack says he'd be "very sad and depressed" if he was on his deathbed and all of Twitter was just people "dunking."

— Ashley Carman (@ashleyrcarman) October 24, 2019

sorry but twitter rules

Twitter is fucking great! Soooooo much better than Facebook. The key is to not follow depressing people.

There's some sort of analogy between all my liberal friends constantly retweeting the president and Ben Shapiro, and the Pic Pedant constantly retweeting that photo of the jaguar with aquamarine airbrushed eyes.

i've been enjoying twitter a little more lately

I apologize, it's an ocelot, not a jaguar.

just gonna keep adding to this thread every time it shows up in my list, I sure don't think @jack sees it https://t.co/thyE2tjVcs

— PicPedant (@PicPedant) October 25, 2019

I'm considering getting back into twitter. with the proviso that i would just curate the hell out of my feed so i didn't get anyone talking about trump or posting "another day on the hell site" etc.

I think I still have all my filters in place from the last election, which helps

not sure what people are saying about politics because i have every related word muted but there's some good fried plantain memes today

I'm considering getting back into twitter. with the proviso that i would just curate the hell out of my feed so i didn't get anyone talking about trump or posting "another day on the hell site" etc.

― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Friday, October 25, 2019 6:06 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I dunno man... That sounds a bit like having your AA meeting in a liquor store. I don't think it can be done.

haha

you're right! one day at a time

God speed my friend :) If you pull it off I want you to show me how you did it!

(I quit twitter and it's... a great relief tbh)

yeah #DeleteTwitter
it's essentially socially acceptable bullying for the most part