PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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wonder if BJ regrets getting himself appointed PM

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

I'm not sure regret is in his nature

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link

no. but there is a haggard, trapped look about him. he doesn’t know what to do with power apart from this shithouse performing and bombast.

i like to think it’s wretchedly devouring him inside like the corruption of a roman emperor.

Fizzles, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

he's hating it and he's in a constant flopsweat

mark s, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

extremely here for nate bethea hardsonning jim testicle in a civility beef

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

yes son

Telling people to "go back" to "places from which they came" is racist. Naga Munchetty stated a fact.

She shared experiences of racism she's suffered. That can’t be at odds with any editorial guidelines.

The BBC must explain this astonishing decision.https://t.co/VTtvJRJAgR

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 26, 2019

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

no. but there is a haggard, trapped look about him. he doesn’t know what to do with power apart from this shithouse performing and bombast.

i like to think it’s wretchedly devouring him inside like the corruption of a roman emperor.


otm. He doesn’t sound like he’s enjoying this. And he’s managed to keep the mask on his anger all these years in public life and now it’s showing.

gyac, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

haha girfuy shagger

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link

xxp saw that, jimmy bollix is the worst kind of snide

British people as a whole are shockingly fucking antisemitic to me, a secular American with a mixed Jewish/Christian background, but I’m not enough of a hack to act as though cranks and idiots who are singularly fixated on Israel are the same as Thomas Mair. Which you seem to be

— Nate Bethea (@inthesedeserts) September 26, 2019

gyac, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

dying imagining the reactions to this

Continuing to mill around Portcullis House, Dominic Cummings hollered "Hello comrade!" at @johnmcdonnellMP, who ignored him and walked on by.

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) September 26, 2019

gyac, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

wonder if BJ regrets getting himself appointed PM

You mean like when people used to say Trump regretted becoming President?

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

good line in this good NS profile of cummings:

He knows that Johnson will accept almost any plan, and delegate any power, as long as the outcome works for him.

Fizzles, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

what the fuck

Trad hero and lying Brexiteer Gove is completely drunk in parliament while his country is in a constitutional crisis. https://t.co/khCMkA7owf

— Jelmer Evers (@jelmerevers) September 26, 2019



memories of better times
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gyac, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

Yeah, but about someone else.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

(xp to Tom)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:11 (four years ago) link

mere humbug

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

no idea how to post tweets, but there is an amazing clip doing the rounds of Gove being absolutey bladdered last night during the vote.

xpost : haha ! glad someone else got there.

mark e, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

Skinny, drunk and stupid is *totally* a way to go thru life, son

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

(xp to mark e: click the arrow-pointing-upwards icon, below right under a tweet, select 'copy link to tweet', paste (ctrl/cmd v) on here, prof$it)

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

ah .. cheers LBI !

mark e, Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

Johnson is running a Trump campaign. The worst possible response is to gripe about how unfair and uncivilised he is, and do nothing but that. When they go low, we go somewhere else: drag him onto class politics, 99% vs 1%, and back it up with real policy. Otherwise we lose.

— James Meadway (@meadwaj) September 26, 2019

meadway otm. cummings' strategy is the timothy strategy on steroids:

Tory MPs are no longer talking about how best to win back those voters who supported David Cameron in 2010 and 2015, but defected to Labour in 2017. Instead, they wonder how to “maximise the white vote”, as one Conservative MP puts it. In constituency terms, that means eking out narrow wins in Labour-held marginals in the Midlands, Wales and the north of England, such as Bishop Auckland, Darlington, Newcastle-under-Lyme, Wrexham and Ashfield. (All have fewer graduates, Remain voters or ethnic minorities than the average Labour seat.)

suspect the labour leadership are too canny to fall for this

this is key too: ... it’s a strategy for clinging to power rather than winning a majority or revitalising the country.

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

"If you google 'ERG fascists' you get 237,000 results and ERG extremists' you get 176,000" says ERG member Owen Paterson in the Commons. I think he's trying to make a point about incendiary language.

"I'm not sure this is helping us" mutters a colleague off camera near a mic. 😂 pic.twitter.com/uLVQMaXuuc

— John Bull (@garius) September 26, 2019

calzino, Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link

In this afternoon's debate on the principles of democracy, I reminded the @HouseofCommons that the best way to address widespread public anger at the idea of democracy being thwarted is to deliver on the vote of the referendum and ensure that we leave the EU on the 31st October. pic.twitter.com/ATXeiprh4z

— Owen Paterson MP (@OwenPaterson) September 26, 2019

it’s at 1.12!!!

Never forget:

I have written to @LouHaigh after she nominated me for the @_DHOTYA Awards. The man who approached me unsolicited on the Tube encouraging me to continue urging the Government to deliver Brexit gave me his card and she is most welcome to come to my office to see it for herself! pic.twitter.com/yOMoTnbMIN

— Owen Paterson MP (@OwenPaterson) March 20, 2019

gyac, Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

Dominic Cummings,

"I don’t think anyone is going to listen to reason because a lot of people (MPs) become really badly disconnected from what people in the real world and England outside central London thinks."

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link

I mean yeah

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link

hi folks, i just wanted to ask what people's opinions are about the desirability of reverting to the danelaw

Poody Mae Bubblebutt, Miss Kumquat of 1947 (rushomancy), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

am just raging that action krankie won't still be in situ at the next time of the GE - would be delicious watching her squirm as they lose all 13 MPs

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

another elite establishment arsehole who continually blithers on about the political establishment and his tireless campaign to take it on..

calzino, Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link

I meant Paterson but that could be Cummings as well xps

calzino, Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link

who'd have predicted in '17 that the Con & Unionist party would be responsible for resurrecting indy ref 2 and killing Ruthie

calzino, Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

"I've had death threats overnight... it's a disgrace"

Labour MP Karl Turner's staff film an encounter with Boris Johnson's senior adviser, Dominic Cummingshttps://t.co/2JL9D2WW2f pic.twitter.com/agGnyOiUMR

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) September 26, 2019

gyac, Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

I'd drag Bojo and Cummings to The Hague the bottom of the ocean if I could

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

John Major warning that Johnson might attempt to use the Privy Council as a reacharound to set aside Benn Act, any thoughts from ILX’s constitutional experts here?

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link

who's action krankie?

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

keep going back to that polling from earlier this year that said

(1) 54% of voters want "a strong leader willing to break the rules";
(2) faith in the UK political system has dropped to a 15-year low;
(3) 66% think politicians should be able to say what is on their mind regardless of what anyone else thinks about their views; and,
(4) 42% think many of the country's problems could be dealt with more effectively if the government didn't have to worry so much about votes in parliament

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

Cummings has the insouciant twattishness of the school bully lounging against the bike sheds in that clip

Stockhausen Serves Empirical Jism (Matt #2), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

ruth davidson

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

As I keep saying, the methodology of polls in this country would be illegal even in the US, where ‘push’ polling is not permitted. Those responses are clearly harvested from push-style questioning.

coup de twat (suzy), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

probably right - can probably draw a straight line from that poll to these recent tactics though. meshes too well

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

LOL @ Maria Miller MP claiming to have been scared by Mad Barry Sheerman's geriatric outburst.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 September 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

Maybe scared that the auld fella might keel over and die.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

I wish, that cunt will outlive Frank Field

calzino, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

folks

what the fuck is going on

today has been much more insane than usual, and usual is insane already

what the fuck

imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link

it's turning into a horror movie

imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link

the fuck? baroness kuenssberg just straight pushing the government's lines now?

I have just had a very kind invitation to a seminar on 'Effective Parliaments' that's being held in Westminster for people from all over the world... not quite sure what to say

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) September 26, 2019

stoffle (||||||||), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

"not quite sure how to say" = "i'm completely encapsulated by the gov, otherwise what I would/should've said was "fuck off"... losing power... weak... halpmeee!"

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

fuck LK

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

Doesn't it seem like really bad timing that Johnson is trying to "do a trump" just as this impeachment thing is starting to look like it might be going well? I mean bad timing for Johnson.

Also I hate him.

plax (ico), Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

Sadly I'm not sure stuff like that matters anymore. Trump "doing a trump" doesn't seem to have any consequence nor causes major outrage among his base. Johnson "doing a Trump" (he's not: he just feels emboldend by other assholes like Trump, so he's doing a "Johnson") doesn't seem to translate to "bad timing". Media translate it as "Bojo doubles down!" which is just a hair away from "wow he's under pressure but he's sure sticking to his ground! Strong capital L Leader!"

I hate him also.
And I hate these times.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link


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