PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Manchester Central's MP said that pulling the conference would cost the city in the region of £30m. That's a lot of champagne and gak.

eating a small bag of hula hoops watching a claggy game of fifa

they're just running scared of Ian Austin turning up with his van

thing is i borrowed a fork off my neighbour explaining the situation and she said “sure here you go” rather than “come in and wait and eat your chinese”. so bins it is.

think they were watching tv waiting for ian austin to turn up.

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For god's sake go to the pub.

wrong bracket, that looks like the Pringles emoji

Matt otm, go to the pub!

in the pub now.

some *banging* house music playing.

*awful

fortunately my housemate lol will be back soon.

tbf i’m enjoying myself.

Did you bring the Chinese or not

did you bring the bins

Sitting in the pub with binoculars is plain weird.

lolol

no i ate it on the bins and then put it in the bin. talked to a few passers by, all v supportive and funny.

lady gaga now.

in pub with chinese binoculars and no keys. (7)

and fuck United tbf.

stephen bush restrained but that makes the anger at the end even more potent.

I don't often do pure opinion, but made an exception tonight. Boris Johnson knows exactly what he's doing and what the consequences of what he says might be: https://t.co/iSfhkxFCcn

— Stephen Bush (@stephenkb) September 25, 2019

Don’t know why I lold at “small bag of hula hoops”

Rare incident where I agree with John Woodcock

The problem is that the selective outrage mob want it exclusively their way. Honestly? It’s all unnecessary, and I wish it wasn’t a feature of politics. But the reality is that your type and many MPs have stoked this fire for years, and cry wolf when it becomes a two way street. https://t.co/d1077mHEsP

— Johnny Mercer MP (@JohnnyMercerUK) September 25, 2019

shut up you fucking fool

— John Woodcock (@JWoodcockMP) September 25, 2019

xp I think the Fizzles mood of absurd was catching

The ditch awaits.

s.bush otm - whether it will work or not remains to be seen. we've seen how shamelessness and 'plaster-stripping' energised trump's base in the US. unfortunately for johnson, there is one set of pearl clutchers who this type of behaviour will definitely alienate: so-called moderate (i.e. socially liberal, economically-right leaning) 'cameroonian' voters in the home counties. he better hope dominic cummings is very good at counting

bush is such a fucking weirdo with his cameron fandom it puts me off reading recently him tbh!

Some MPs were in tears tonight, some walked out, some told me they feared they won’t be able to return home because of the language the PM is using, some told me abuse on twitter has already got worse tonight:https://t.co/yqv18iKsEG

— Hannah Al-Othman (@HannahAlOthman) September 25, 2019

Oh Nick

@NickBoles
1h
My lovely generous-spirited True Blue Tory sister has just sent me the following message: “I have now given up watching the PM - he has behaved more revoltingly than one could believe possible. He is the nastiest man imaginable. I hope it rebounds on him. To bed in disgust.”

not like jess phillips to not just tweet that herself

bush is such a fucking weirdo with his cameron fandom it puts me off reading recently him tbh!

Lads, lads, we may as well give up now

I never thought I’d type these words. But if someone doesn’t get a grip of Boris Johnson and his No.10 operation I’m voting for Jeremy Corbyn.

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) September 25, 2019

reading that i think there may have been something in that chinese.

job's totally fucked now :(

He knows, too, that criticism of him in the organs of the press that really matter will be couched in the language of “both sides”, and that ultimately, whether it works out for him, politically, there will always be close protection officers.

ya burnt laura kuenssberg

he'll just continue doing this - ramping up the culture war with a bannon-style "let them call you racist, wear it as badge of honour" strategy. this could be effective if the opposition get sucked into the same 'sir have you no honour' trap the US democrats fell into - party needs to keep on hammering their transformative and inspiring policies

people will have a genuine choice at the next election. let's hope they don't choose the bunch of hard right head banging libertarian types with a prospectus for singapore-on-sea

Latest @Survation poll, 25 September (changes since GE17):

Con 27% (-17)
Lab 24% (-17)
LD 22% (+14)
BXP 16% (+16)

[My seat estimate]
Con 286 (-31)
Lab 243 (-19)
SNP 51 (+16)
LD 45 (+33)
BXP 1 (+1)
Oth 24 (-)

Tories & DUP: 296 (-31)
All other MPs: 346 (+32)

— Stats for Lefties 🌹 🌹 (@LeftieStats) September 25, 2019

It may seem astonishing that Labour could outpoll the Lib Dems by just 2pts and win 198 more seats.

But bear in mind that, in 1983, Labour won 26.8% in England. The SDP-Liberal Alliance won 26.4%.

Labour won 148 seats. The Alliance won 14.

yeah! eat them fucking stats Swinson LibDems with pretensions of majority government.

Ian Murray: “If he doesn't get a deal through this House, or a no-deal through this House, by 19 October, will he seek an extension from the EU to 31 January?”

PM: “No.”

— Lewis Goodall (@lewis_goodall) September 25, 2019

resigning then. good

Stats4Lefties predictions always seem ridic pessimistic to me but perhaps they should be.

dan hodges.... otm?
https://mobile.twitter.com/lewis_goodall

I think the referendum result has to be respected. But at any price? Literally nothing else matters? The rule of law. Basic decency towards the family and friends of a murdered MP. Respect for our fundamental principles and institutions. By any means necessary now?

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) September 25, 2019

3 hours 46 minutes pic.twitter.com/ogqzrWPKak

— a a dril (@demarionunn) September 25, 2019

Life comes at you fast.

xxp if you add the "coalition of chaos" seats from the SNP it looks a much more optimistic picture. Please please come to your senses and go back to voting for the tories Dan!

ordinarily him resigning in humiliation would be that but all the laws of political gravity seem to be in temporary suspension. could still be quite a dangerous moment for the opposition - presume he would lead CONs into imminent GE, standing on an “I tried I really did but these frustrated us at every turn / I am brexit 4real” platform. still don’t see how that builds enough of a coalition but haven’t looked at the numbers closely granted

all the laws of political gravity seem to be in temporary suspension.

it's very unsettling.

'today the vice president threw the minority leader through a table and fractured her collarbone'

'yes, but ACTUALLY, i know it seems dramatic but has anything actually CHANGED as a result of this?'

I wonder if any letters went to the 1922 tonight. BH etc etc

It's weird how little you hear 1922 getting mentioned during such dramatic events etc.

well not weird .. just predictable.

Mail has buried more than one news line in its polls, these are some interesting numbers.


https://twitter.com/sundersays/status/1176997880286130176?s=21

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