PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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I think a lot SNP MPs, new to the House, applauded a speech once and people were like, "What are they doing?"

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link

I saw Matthew Parris interviewed earlier and he was adamant that it was this Jennifer Arcuri business that would be Boris' downfall not proroguing Parliament.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

somebody just been sitting on this story for an opportune moment?

stoffle (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

That Nicktolhurst link is truly shocking.

Yes, I still have the ability to be shocked.

What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

Fucking hell

What a fucking disgrace Boris Johnson is. In response to a tearful Paula Sheriff speaking about her murdered friend, the prime minister replies that he has never heard ''such humbug'' in all his life. Shameful behaviour.

— Kirsty Strickland (@KirstyStricklan) September 25, 2019

gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link

Genuinely quite shocked by Boris Johnson describing as 'humbug' Paula Sheriff's complaint about his language in which she talked about Jo Cox and said that she and other colleagues had received death threats. I've transcribed what happened: pic.twitter.com/WNmiA893Qv

— Isabel Hardman (@IsabelHardman) September 25, 2019

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link

haven't seen a cunt on telly that needs decking as badly as this since ground force was on

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

yeah that is disgusting. unseriousness isn’t just unserious it’s deadly.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link

i can’t remember whether the technical term is psychopath or sociopath but this is in that territory.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link

he's just going to turn and turn the screws until the pressure in the system is unbearable

stoffle (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

it’s psychopath i just checked.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

Psychopathy is traditionally a personality disorder characterized by persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

I'm ok with everything but my word this attack on civility really is just too far

anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

I'm happy sticking with sack of shit tbh.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link

yeah was going to say. no need to get fancy here

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

Good news is a whole succession of Labour female MPs are sticking the boot into the sack of shit - he must be hating it.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

One of the posh comedians (Marcus Brigstocke, I think?) said he understood a certain tranche of Tories as being psychopathic because, like them, he'd been sent away at 8 to boarding school and had his heart broken too - which is why they're so dangerous.

And I know the Trump parallels are tedious but this does have the stink of ah, this will be the thing that gets him.

Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

combination of you just love too see it and ah well nevertheless

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

labour will beat him on policy not shame

stoffle (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

i mean i don’t want to just be retweeting here but holy mother of god:

Boris Johnson has just said MPs would help ensure their own personal safety by getting Brexit done.

“The best way to ensure that every Parliamentarian is properly safe and we dial down the current anxiety in this country is to get Brexit done”

— Ross Hawkins (@rosschawkins) September 25, 2019



i know this is saying the quiet thing loud. but i do also believe in rhetorical barriers. the quiet and loud bit is important. this is vile.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link

hope he dies

imago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link

fucking hell

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

if i were a labour politician hearing that i'd have attempted to endanger that bastard's safety forthwith

imago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

legitimate passions!

There are legitimate passions on all sides - but not even many Tory MPs mightl comfortable defending this- Johnson accused one of Jo Cox's friends and Parliamentary neighbours, one of many who's faced serious threats, of 'humbug' when she asked him to be careful with his words https://t.co/FMxQOisQHl

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) September 25, 2019



i don’t want to stick the boot into LK here (well a little bit) but again the role is so reluctant.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

“tone” not “role”. new iphone swipe keyboard not working for me.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

i think johnson will get crucified for this. and while the knee-jerk reaction is “but let’s face it it won’t make any difference” i’m not sure that’s the case.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

yeah even Laura K sounded mildly censorious

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

when bending over backwards to be fair to the fascists in one's reporting curdles into affection for them, so that they when they get all fascisty one is like, 'alas'

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link

He might be able to get away with this, whether he'll be able to get away with this on top of the torrent of other shit that's happened in the past month is a different question.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

Fuck are they still doing the Tory conference next week?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

thing is even May was using this WWII-adjacent language, "saboteurs" etc, it goes a long way back and they're never really called on it, expect a lot of snowflake talk on the way to/during a GE

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

Fuck are they still doing the Tory conference next week?
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:15 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

suggestion labour won't support a recess so MPs will have to cart back and forth between london and manchester for votes

stoffle (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link

If only there was a high-speed line between the two of them- oh shit.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

i think Corbs this morning said "no recess unless you confirm you'll follow the spirit of the Benn bill" so no recess it is then

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link

Paula is my MP and had to hire security and received multiple death threats from far right fringe lunatics. She is a brilliant constituency MP, my partner has had multiple letters from her about concerns like PIP, UC, and LA funding for SEN and all sorts and she follows me on twitter. So fuck you Boris you prick, I sincerely hope you die cunt.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link

The best way to ensure that every Parliamentarian is properly safe and we dial down the current anxiety in this country is to get Brexit done

As a rhetorical device this is identical to the way they make threats in Mafia films.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link

thing is even May was using this WWII-adjacent language, "saboteurs" etc, it goes a long way back and they're never really called on it, expect a lot of snowflake talk on the way to/during a GE

Will never forget Amber Rudd refusing to condemn the daily mail headline with the Tory rebels who voted for the meaningful vote when asked to do so directly by them.

gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

xxp please send her a nice message, I am sure she could do with it

gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

expect a lot of snowflake talk on the way to/during a GE

They'll be going totally alt-right, I think.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link

“Maximising the white vote”, wasn’t it?

gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

"There are legitimate passions on all sides" vs. "You also had people that were very fine people, on both sides..."

Ned Trifle X, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

legitimate passions is just cretinous unless mendaciously deliberate.

“no matter how wild and dangerous you are, if you feel *passionate* about it, we’ll legitimise it”.

once again the extreme forms are useful for explaining the quieter less obvious ones.

or, my other version of this is a twat at work who says “i feel v passionately/strongly this is the right/wrong thing to do”. it’s like what are we supposed to do with the strength of that alone my dude. all you’re asking is to challenge your emotional response in the hope that we won’t because it’s too embarrassing.

NO ONE QUOTE YEATS PLZ. but passion or expressed strength of feeling means nothing.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

see T Blair's excellent simulacrum of sincerity 1997-present day

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

i think Corbs this morning said "no recess unless you confirm you'll follow the spirit of the Benn bill" so no recess it is then

Manchester Central's MP said that pulling the conference would cost the city in the region of £30m. That's a lot of champagne and gak.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link

see T Blair's excellent simulacrum of sincerity 1997-present day


otm. blair again.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

i mean in terms of a rhetorical inflection point not BLIAR sort of thing.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

his whole defence of Iraq came down to "i really believed in the project"

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

true. passionately believed. with an intersection of religious morality. passion as evidence of virtue.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

don’t know why i used “intersection” a dick there. locked myself out of flat and eating a chinese off my bins so.

Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

scarfing down a chocolate eclair listening to Man U get done by Rochdale

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link


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