The September 2019 US Politics Thread is great Great GREAT GR8

xpost lol

he thinks "Bleachbit" refers to actual Bleach and that the F-35 is literally invisible, so yeah I believe this is probably the case

Wow! “Ukraine Whistleblower’s lead attorney donated to Biden.” @FreeBeacon

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 25, 2019

I mean

this guy is going to be sitting around in diapers muttering about those emails

What makes you think he's not, right now?

Unbelievable! 'Ukraine Whistleblower's favorite band My Chemical Romance.' @WetFartMonthly

The Senate has voted 54-41 to terminate President Trump’s declaration of a national emergency for the border. Blocks diversion of funds for wall

— Chad Pergram (@ChadPergram) September 25, 2019

this day keeps delivering

Yesssss

wow it's almost as if impeachment hearings threaten the psychological balance in Congress.

GOP members voting against:

Susan Collins
Lisa Murkowski
Rand Paul
Mitt Romney
Mike Lee
Lamar Alexander
Jerry Moran
Pat Toomey
Rob Portman
Roger Wicker
Roy Blunt
Marco Rubio

and nothing in the Senate happens w/out McConnell's okay.

i guarantee you he is committing more crimes as we speak...

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/acting-director-of-national-intelligence-threatened-to-resign-if-he-couldnt-speak-freely-before-congress/2019/09/25/b1deb71e-dfbf-11e9-be96-6adb81821e90_story.html

Cant override the veto tho

Oh nothing, just the president of the United States announcing that Nancy Pelosi is no longer Speaker of the House. pic.twitter.com/WnLkdPJ1Wg

— Brian Tyler Cohen (@briantylercohen) September 25, 2019

and four white mice can never be four white horses

what the

It's widely accepted that the 1998 impeachment push halted the bipartisan work on - of all things - partially privatizing Social Security. https://t.co/tTEuxWGinf

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) September 25, 2019

Privatizing social security is the most evil idea.

...who IS the speaker of the house, as far as he is concerned? lol

xp

this day is bonkers

"One Republican senator told me if it was a secret vote, 30 Republican senators would vote to impeach Trump."

– Mike Murphy, fmr. senior adviser to Mitt Romney and John McCainhttps://t.co/AFBBZTReyX

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) September 25, 2019

Duh

btw the Senate could write its own rules, and I'm sure Mike Murphy isn't exaggerating by much.

Lol secret vote

He humiliates them daily. They’re blackmailed into being spineless supplicants because all their voters (inexplicably) love Trump.

Wooooooow @ that Trump clip. He's finally just...all the way gone, huh.

Its very explicable

Those who are retiring could theoretically be like "Whatcha gonna do? Primary me?" and vote their conscience.

A nice fantasy. It would give me good cheer if it happens even once.

as far as i'm concerned, he's not the president of the united states anymore.

NAH, NAH NAH NAAAAAAH, NAAAAH.

*punches narrator in the face as soon as he appears*

is the "Okay everybody, thanks a lot, hope you enjoyed it" button that trumpity puts on the end of his lil' press talks a new development? it just ups the absurdity factor so much.

lol Trump trying to just wish away Pelosi like

http://www.rod-serling.com/images/screenshot/goodlife_400x300.jpg

The great tragicomedy of Trump's presidency is that if he was willing/able to be a little flexible, to try and learn the ropes just a smidge, to surround himself with competent advisors, and I mean just to exert the most minute amount of effort imaginable, he could have really gotten some sinister-ass shit done. But instead he's a dumbfuck who insists on shooting himself in the dick and complaining about how unfair it is that he keeps getting shot in the dick.

Whistleblower complaint being delivered to Senate this afternoon.

Note to those in close physical proximity to the president: now might be a good time to introduce him to the bottle.

He'd probably just stick his dick in the bottle.

It would be funny to show up to, like, one of my local spots to grab a beer with Trump as a guest. So l, if you’re listening Trump, open invitation

He probably wouldn’t be well received

?

He should spend his post presidency in Williamsburg

This feels somewhat surreal, like Capone getting brought down for tax evasion instead of the worse crimes committed.

Just responding to old lunch’s post abt introducing trump to alcohol in the hopes that it accelerates his unraveling

Xp

Just wait until he passes out after a beer and a half and then have someone give him a full-sized tat of Hillary's face on his own face. Classic night out.

HE RAN A FRAUDULENT UNIVERSITY!

HIS ENTIRE ADULT LIFE HAS BEEN AN UNENDING KALEIDOSCOPE OF FRAUD!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS

hi!

HE IS THE TACKIEST MAN IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE

Isn't that a Magnetic Fields song?

Rhetorically speaking, how can Barr not now recuse?

Zelensky next to Trump looks like Peter Lorre seated next to Sydney Greenstreet.