another maniacal Armond White review, this time "Fahrenheit 9/11"

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Correct.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

his is a fascinating mind. i wish he would cut the crisis actor shit. his get out review was deranged but also pretty classic

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link

pretty sure Woody/Alvy didn't think Mom's take was enlightened

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link

I can't even bother to hate-read this fuckface anymore.

Herman Woke (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

He's genuinely unbalanced, I kinda feel bad for him.

Forthcoming book will collect long-form pieces by AW, Godfrey Cheshire, and Matt Z Seitz were all regular film critics for the NY Press weekly, and all consistently excellent.

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.ca/books/617082/the-press-gang-by-godfrey-cheshire/9781609809775

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

the misogyny was always there, followed shortly by the right-wing move, then came the transphobia. and i don't think he was ever particularly incisive, and anyone reacting strictly based on the prevailing winds of other critics is dishonest. once you get past the trolling, he's been Travers-level for most of the 21st century.

omar little, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

Armond's reviews make no sense at all unless you know which other critics he's tilting against. He's one of the most literally reactionary critics in art history.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

I don't recall any overt misogyny in his '90s writing, but I haven't read any in awhile.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

Forthcoming book will collect long-form pieces by AW, Godfrey Cheshire, and Matt Z Seitz were all regular film critics for the NY Press weekly, and all consistently excellent.

Oh excellent! Pre-ordered.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

here's the US book link

https://sevenstories.com/books/4214-the-press-gang

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

Yeah I can't wait for that book, MZS is still writing & in top form

Armond is fun to read when he actually likes whatever he's reviewing: Intolerance, Nashville, The Image Book, anything by Wong Kar-wai... and I liked his review of the new Tarantino, which as someone said itt or on twitter, reads like a pan but ends with Armond saying it's Tarantino's best ever. Go figure. I'm still obsessed with Ned's reaction itt to Armond's Get Out review.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

Armond is OTM re: Gaspar Noe

White: He’s a fraud, a deliberate sensationalist. And he’s not serious. So I think his films may be outrageous in terms of violence and sexuality and a pretend social perspective. It’s just all shock, but without the moral conviction of a Surrealist from the 1920s.

Good interview: https://filmmakermagazine.com/archives/issues/winter2004/features/the_critic.php

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 September 2019 16:58 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

weighed in on Marty vs Marvel (and he's got shit to say about both)

Scorsese was reacting against the degradation of cinema’s artistic purpose more than against Hollywood practice itself. That his personal gangster-movie franchise suggests little more than a mob-violence theme-park ride is ironic; the repetitions of Raging Bull, GoodFellas, Casino, and The Departed have contributed to the modern viewer’s reliance on overwrought, impotent machismo and a thirst for irresponsible vicarious thrills. In other words, comic-book movies.

https://www.nationalreview.com/2019/10/martin-scorsese-criticizes-comic-book-movies-defends-humanism/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 14 October 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

The enemy of my enemy of my enemy is still my enemy.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Monday, 14 October 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

chud brain has made him even more stupid

omar little, Monday, 14 October 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

Idk I think Armond is kind of otm there, one of the most common refrains on twitter after he dissed Marvel was, "Scorsese only makes one genre of movie anyway." it's a classic controp and doesn't approach the absurdity of a lot of his recent writing.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

It’s a particular tendency of the privileged Boomer: self-aggrandizement and self-dramatization.

Armond's keeping up with the timely references

mh, Friday, 15 November 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link

OK Armond

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Friday, 15 November 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

Now Baumbach extends sour reminiscence into further self-centeredness

lol hm, who does that remind me of, cant quite put my finger on it.....

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Friday, 15 November 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link

"his least bad movie"

take a rec when u can get it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 15 November 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

Is White going for a slant rhyme?

Xpost

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 November 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

white's neuroses are as evident as ever

-_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 15 November 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

on a colleague's wall last night about The Irishman and this article:

Armond White It's Variety--never an unbiased source. Scorsese has lost imagination. No more gangster rehashes. Why can't he go back to Mean Street's half-million $ budget and make movies with originality?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 15 November 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link

Armond's a uniquely insight-free critic, even for a righty comedy troll

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 18 November 2019 23:04 (four years ago) link

Well this is ... not terribly surprising: https://letterboxd.com/notarmondwhite/film/intolerance-loves-struggle-throughout-the-ages/1/

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 2 December 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

I have no idea what any of that is about but the free speech brigade is strong in the comments so I'm guessing... it was not a good discord server

mh, Monday, 2 December 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

I regret to inform you that I searched around a little and this appears to be a screen cap of the banned poster’s bio:


Am I on drugs? What the fuck is going on with this site? pic.twitter.com/A4hXQIPIEM

— Nu Metal Cinema Curator (@mkowzun) May 2, 2019



This entire “I’m a hyper-intellectual with complicated views you don’t get” has apparently infiltrated the film people and not just the weird twitter political trolls

mh, Monday, 2 December 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

What I mean is, color me shocked that the "Arm0nd" Letterboxd account is being run by one of these lost souls.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 2 December 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

yeah. *sigh*

mh, Monday, 2 December 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

that account has been deleted, but here's the whole thing

Anti-cinema.
(does the lego undermine the sexy?)

Greatest: Griffith, Flaherty, Stroheim, Strand, Eisenstein, Sternberg, Ruttmann, Walt Disney, Chaplin, Sandler, Wyler, Capra, Godard, Bayformers, Friedberg & Seltzer, St. Clair, Walsh, Demille, Stoney, Dwan, Henry King, Barker, Saks, Quine, Brown, Titans GO

worst: ozu, lynch, bugman, bresson, kubrick, lang, welles, ford, hitchcock

The foundation of my thought process:

My interests lie in a cumuluative approach to cultural designation and study. I'm concerned about what the failures and achievements of prior generations entail for the future and what the weight of that history bears on macro-micro social engagement. It is why I play very little emphasis on the creative voice because I largely don't see creativity or individuality. I see bubbles, and within those bubbles, sects of groups that think themselves to be impressive or inferior, not realizing that each and every one of them resides in a bubble. For many still active, they anticipate an end, but with me, I feel as though the end has either happened (2007) or is constant because all around me I see glaze and trite competitive onedownmanship. Perhaps that is my "schizoid" personality that weighs my perception, but I was never a downer nor a whiner. Neither have I ever advocated for such. What I do feel is that I have a sense for real consequence, but my predisposition prevents me from steering away, instead wishing to correct the apathetic stares of the cinephiliac zombie

The reason why I attack so many works is because film, as a medium, is compounded by a near-insurmountable pile of fermented bilge that has crept its way into the crevices of people's egos and subsequently replaced vacant personalities. People define themselves by the films they watch, not really ever getting near or grasping why this piece of visual and audio stimulus resonates with them. They are always using terms such as "seeming" or "oneiric" without ever really contemplating how something that requires physicality could come across as such nor ever really stumbling across the OBJECTIVE notions of what is they glimpsed and had wash over them as another ad in the ecospace, centered on diverting their attention towards an illusively inward autostasis. I'm not one to say I have all the answers because I as well am partially lost, but what separates me from the mass and middling tiers is that i'm not a watcher. I am actively engaging with the works I look at, my mind is racing, many things remissed because of my short-term memory and the ease of losing important ideas and connections I conceptualize. I believe in my senses and have confidence through my immense awareness that picks up on slightest details that go by even the most discerning of individuals, but in my occasional foggy gaze, what I find to be the guiding path for me is working backwards and eliminating what I can firmly justify as antithetical to ideal, as unnecessary, as illusive, as trickery much akin to how Godard said in looking for the future of the post-cinema landscape he anticipated and envisioned, he wanted to return to Griffith and Chaplin and see where at the beginning, the seams were unpulled, where divergent paths in the medium were made and where the constraints in the commercial realm as well as limitations of the independent were first organized.

I am of a long-dead breed, an anomaly in the ecochamber of cinephilia. Firm and dedicated advocate of anti-cinema. Anti-Romantic alarm.

Thought and Personality:

Everything is connected (eastern philosophy); and language is the abstract solidification (Heraclitus); find the root, the connection, then reattach, move, transform, or unplug. The visual language of film allows for the opportunity to transcend sense and achieve freeform consciousness through rhythmic intonation of the beyond (how one can learn dialectics and philosophy through Griffith, Flaherty, and Eisenstein without even reading); that is why the introduction of film has the propensity to incur the end and the rebirth of humanity, for its assemblage is made up of all components (physics, language) to reflect the human spirit; the refraction of collision between subject's thought and screen creates the beyond

Prediction for behavior and disaster with a person is associated with his personality and what he thinks. A plant is from a seed. If there is no seed, then there is no plant. So, there is no seed of thought, the action will not occur.

Because humans are based on energy, they're not all too different from machines; the spirit is the pretentious, ambiguity is the real, the agnosticism of the spiritual, the malleability and the disingenuous seen in Griffith and Demille creates pure essence (the sense of true power)

I have immense propensity for problem-solving and innate intelligence, but my biggest flaw is the slow-burst energy module (passive in public, tested remaining passive, burst when pushed to edge - this is linked with short-term memory); The lack of control seen in Griffith and Eisenstein - Gods; I share with Griffith organization but immense disorganization; I share possibly with Griffith but certainly with Eisenstein sociopathy and a fusion of comedy and incredible darkness

I have immense sense and awareness grabbed from my father and understanding grabbed from my mother and father; Constant doubt shared with father, dates back to possible Jewish origins (striking similarity between Jewish and black shared incompatibility with respective kind)

Perhaps I have the God personality - Heraclitus; stark fluctuation between benevolent and malevolent sociopath brought about by conditioning of horror movies, teasing and sensitivity, and yelling and punishment by father and mother, death of mother and near-death of father shows the predestined traumatic solidification - enjoyment of exploiting psychological reduction of others - TRUTH (CORE) - (personality hindrance prevents humanity from reaching truth since personality is catalyst for thought, truth is more frightening than illusion and pushes away others) - reserved from humanity, dissatisfied with humans but enjoy observing from beyond - I lack desire, I desire truth, I derive entertainment from finding truth and its essence. Reading at early age allowed me to prosper - the knack for philosophical and psychological thinking

Big indication of God personality - how do I know people and can psychologically reduce if I do not spend time with people? (Extra-sensitive awareness)

The misanthrope is either a wild beast or a God, not because he is uncaring, but because he expects better, the testing (teacher and student); the mutual respect between teachers (me and mine, willing to listen to wise) is representative

Unpredictability and comedy:

Comedy is defense mechanism for fear (Bergson); comedy is the foundation of thought (no difference between irony, contradiction, and dialectics because they are all linked with comedy, the disposition of the serious action, the counterweight of productivity - EVERYTHING is linked to counter-energy (physics); Moving Counter – ENERGY TRANSFORMATIONS AND LAW OF CONSERVATION

Humor requires incongruity. Beauty is subjective. Superimpose both, you get neither.

I respond so well to camp because I have an extra-sensitivity towards a range of emotions; I can detect the inner, outer, and meta; the meta is linked to spiritual, spiritual is linked to my minority roots (Native American).

Silly is clown makeup and bushy mustache. Quirky is suede suit with flowerprint (i.e. sublimated queerity)

Campy is rolled eyes and smacked bubblegum. Post-irony is overexpressive smirk with lowered brow (i.e. anime)

Modernism is rollercoasters and funnel cakes. Postmodernism is reefer and texting (i.e. grunge, rock, punk, pop, and rap music)

My personality prevents me from getting absorbed in the freewheeling nonsense beyond passive entertainment. I respect its purpose, it has merit, but my God inhibitions prevent me from being wrapped around escapism. I have an overwhelming, supposedly autistic, obsession with challenging people to be better. Not necessarily be successful but remove their negative aspects. People think I like Demille and Griffith or Bay for entertainment. It's nowhere near the case. I like them for having cultural dialogue. That is preeminent function. But I'm very much wrapped around the complexities of my mind. I DERIVE entertainment from authenticity and truthfulness. Seeing the recontextualization of conflict, its rewrapping. So, I'm very much ALIEN. I have to insert into other's shoes very much like Stroheim, to know what they find entertaining. And often, I like to do so, as exploitation that revolves around to destroying what they like.

The weak-minded will label me a contrarian, a troll, pretentious, or even a PARODY account, as they do with everyone else that poses challenge to them, I'm not a contrarian in any way. I genuinely don't care about the majority of movies. Nothing I see applies to what I would deem 'art.' Altman agreed, why I put that quote in that Sunrise video of mine. What I consider shit, what I consider quality, is completely detached from the standards of which most of you normally consider "good movies", so don't bother trying to pull a "he lieks sandler but h8s welles!!!" on me to distract from you being too inept to argue. I'm always glowing with endorsement over many "beloved" cinephile darlings, such as Chaplin, Spielberg, and Disney, this ALSO extends to "mass entertainment" that cinephiles shriek in terror at the sight of, such as Transformers, Sandler, Friedberg/Seltzer, etc. My main target for criticism is films of the ARTHOUSE variety. The butchering and vulgarization of cinematic language for the purpose of some director's bullshit self-expression, for other cinephiles to feel "emotionally transcendent" for 2 hours while staring at a screen, neither parties achieving any significant change in their environment, instead choosing to throw their fists in the air at "The Man" in an endless loop. Thanks to these types, we now see film adapting mass variant of musical stimulation. No longer theory, now emotional and mood stabilizer as escape from modern existence.

Me, I'm just tired of Redditors that have such huge fucking heads but are middlebrow as fuck

Gotta peg'em down a notch

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 2 December 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

can we poll these paragraphs

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 December 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link

Put me down for “Perhaps I have the God personality”

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 2 December 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

one of the twitter replies implies that this is one of those people that has long dialogues with themselves on chan-style sites

which, again, of course

mh, Monday, 2 December 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

Not sure who will be lured in with a personal ad like that but good luck to them

omar little, Monday, 2 December 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

like maybe they didn't get banned for NAZI but because letterboxd is a site for reviewing movies and not for experiments in conceptual trolling

I understand those are the same thing, to an extent, nonetheless...

mh, Monday, 2 December 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

just seems like a very mentally ill person. not especially funny.

treeship., Monday, 2 December 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

If there is a poll the final option needs to be "Dude, it's just a movie. Maybe you should go lie down for a while."

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 2 December 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

so this person posted an incoherent paranoid screed that has nothing to do with movies to prove that they're... not armond white?

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Monday, 2 December 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

I think it’s actually two separate people. The one running AW’s account is speaking out on behalf of a kindred spirit who was banned.

temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 2 December 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

there's the bizarre screed person and their friend who is criticizing their site ban, who also reposts Armond reviews to the site under a separate "Not Armond" account

mh, Monday, 2 December 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

i like how he seems to have deliberately put the WORST directors in all lower case just to really put across his contempt for them

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 2 December 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

so this person posted an incoherent paranoid screed that has nothing to do with movies to prove that they're... not armond white?

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open)

lmfao

flappy bird, Monday, 2 December 2019 19:05 (four years ago) link

armond white's letterboxd account is called "notarmondwhite". he reposted someone else's rant.

the "anti-cinema" screed was another user's bio.

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 2 December 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

armond white does not have a letterboxd account

mh, Monday, 2 December 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link

idk why this is hard to follow:

some guy ("a_real_peanut") regularly reposts Armond content under "Not Armond White" so that people can see it on letterboxd

"a_real_peanut" decided to post on his not-armond account to chastise letterboxd for banning other users, as they have a much larger following on their account where they're copy-pasting Armond reviews

mh, Monday, 2 December 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

oh. makes sense now.

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 2 December 2019 22:55 (four years ago) link

four weeks pass...

The whole world: Little Women is a fantastic, joyous movie.
Armond White: Fuck that shit https://t.co/BLZvG7CHj4

— Anthony Boyd (@CharlieBronze) December 27, 2019

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link

The fetish for Obama-era posturing fascinates me.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 31 December 2019 01:33 (four years ago) link

even his jpegs are shitty

Greta Gerwig's debutante version of Little Women isn't nearly as good as Spielberg's The Color Purple yet vain feminists (and their supporters) prefer its privileged race-class basis. https://t.co/ZLUzA1PFD8 pic.twitter.com/AQrmeKZV8b

— armond white (@3xchair) January 3, 2020

flappy bird, Friday, 3 January 2020 00:06 (four years ago) link


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