I can't imagine Cox in normal interaction mode but hopefully the wanker will just be a minor footnote in UK political history and have prefix "discraced" for the rest of his career - although a lucrative future in voice-over is assured
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
the 'parliament has not been prorogued' line from hale has this incredible spellcasting quality to it - waving my wand! zip! zoop! 'when the royal commissioners walked into the House of Lords it was as if they walked in with a blank sheet of paper'.. i mean, it's just amazing. she, or rather the law, can 1) go back in time 2) erase pieces of paper. though actually it didn't need to.. because it had been like that ALL THE TIME we just didn't know it. it's like the vision of god being in all places and in all times at once.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, September 25, 2019 8:12 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
I mean The Law in the English tradition has always been about magic words, hasn't it?
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link
including USA in this characterization obviously, like the advent of the SovCit/Freeman-on-the-land cultism is an outgrowth of the magicwordyness of it all
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
What pic.twitter.com/DqzfxupHUV— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) September 25, 2019
― nashwan, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
When your dreams are literally shattered pic.twitter.com/twUeo8zRnH— Admiral Ackbars Memoriam (@GhostofAckbar) September 25, 2019
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/25/grants-shapps-lifts-sections-of-speech-from-chris-graylingLol fucking hell
At the beginning of his statement, Shapps appears to have followed Grayling’s text almost to the letter, simply substituting Thomas Cook for Monarch and adjusting numbers.“With your permission, I would like to make a statement about the steps the government have been taking to support those affected by the collapse of Monarch Airlines Thomas Cook, in particular the 110,000 150,000 passengers left abroad without a flight back to the UK and the almost 2,0009,000 people who have lost their jobs.”
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
The Iran debate is predictably awful - including Raab brushing off a question about Trump’s role in escalation - but I definitely laughed when Graham Jones started a question with a big thing about how he’d just come back from KSA on a trip paid by them and hadn’t had a chance to declare it yet and...Bercow interrupted him to say that there was limited to time & hurry up and ask the question.
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
So Boris says, "Do Your Worst, Bring On The VONC", calls an election and wins it. Huzzah!
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:10 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Boris has been reading this thread.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
Nor is there any guarantee that he merely lurks.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
pointless statement
― stoffle (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link
Boris is so crap.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
god I hate the sound of braying tory bastards
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
They actually applauded the lying sack of shit.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
Why wouldn't they?
― anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
Have you never watched the House of Commons before?
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
Oh fuck, Jess Phillips, I'm out of here.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
she'll want to outdo big Bazza who is the hero of the day (oddly for wetting his pants and getting pwned by Cox).
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
There ways Jess Phillips versus Alexandra Phillips FITE! in front of a reporter today, the only time I’ve ever wanted JP to backhand someone (AP said through interruptions that she was ‘trying to elucidate facts for your benefit’ or similar and JP got a ‘yeah right’ under that, so AP called her rude while aggressively pointing at JP).
― coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFVNb_OWwAA6llY?format=jpg&name=large
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
1/A thread on the Jennifer Arcuri & Boris Johnson story & why it’s a bigger scandal than you think.Where to start?The press are reporting that she is a “business woman” or a “model”.Wrong. When she met Boris Johnson, Jennifer had just....— Nick🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@nicktolhurst) September 25, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link
Yep, seen it a couple of times. Saw some people applauding a lying sack of shit
― anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
Yeah, you just did. You don't get applause in the House of Commons after statements to the House - especially not pisspoor ones.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link
No i didn't see this one, only read about it here! This was some other times, though maybe it was cheering not applause. Definitely a lying sack of shit was speaking though
― anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link
I think a lot SNP MPs, new to the House, applauded a speech once and people were like, "What are they doing?"
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link
I saw Matthew Parris interviewed earlier and he was adamant that it was this Jennifer Arcuri business that would be Boris' downfall not proroguing Parliament.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
somebody just been sitting on this story for an opportune moment?
― stoffle (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link
That Nicktolhurst link is truly shocking.
Yes, I still have the ability to be shocked.
― What a ridiculous clusterfuck of totally uncool jokers (jed_), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
Fucking hell
What a fucking disgrace Boris Johnson is. In response to a tearful Paula Sheriff speaking about her murdered friend, the prime minister replies that he has never heard ''such humbug'' in all his life. Shameful behaviour.— Kirsty Strickland (@KirstyStricklan) September 25, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link
Genuinely quite shocked by Boris Johnson describing as 'humbug' Paula Sheriff's complaint about his language in which she talked about Jo Cox and said that she and other colleagues had received death threats. I've transcribed what happened: pic.twitter.com/WNmiA893Qv— Isabel Hardman (@IsabelHardman) September 25, 2019
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link
haven't seen a cunt on telly that needs decking as badly as this since ground force was on
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link
yeah that is disgusting. unseriousness isn’t just unserious it’s deadly.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link
i can’t remember whether the technical term is psychopath or sociopath but this is in that territory.
he's just going to turn and turn the screws until the pressure in the system is unbearable
― stoffle (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
it’s psychopath i just checked.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
Psychopathy is traditionally a personality disorder characterized by persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy and remorse, and bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
I'm ok with everything but my word this attack on civility really is just too far
― anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link
I'm happy sticking with sack of shit tbh.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:33 (four years ago) link
yeah was going to say. no need to get fancy here
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
Good news is a whole succession of Labour female MPs are sticking the boot into the sack of shit - he must be hating it.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
One of the posh comedians (Marcus Brigstocke, I think?) said he understood a certain tranche of Tories as being psychopathic because, like them, he'd been sent away at 8 to boarding school and had his heart broken too - which is why they're so dangerous.
And I know the Trump parallels are tedious but this does have the stink of ah, this will be the thing that gets him.
― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
combination of you just love too see it and ah well nevertheless
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
labour will beat him on policy not shame
― stoffle (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link
i mean i don’t want to just be retweeting here but holy mother of god:
Boris Johnson has just said MPs would help ensure their own personal safety by getting Brexit done. “The best way to ensure that every Parliamentarian is properly safe and we dial down the current anxiety in this country is to get Brexit done”— Ross Hawkins (@rosschawkins) September 25, 2019
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
hope he dies
― imago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
fucking hell
― the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link
if i were a labour politician hearing that i'd have attempted to endanger that bastard's safety forthwith
― imago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link
legitimate passions!
There are legitimate passions on all sides - but not even many Tory MPs mightl comfortable defending this- Johnson accused one of Jo Cox's friends and Parliamentary neighbours, one of many who's faced serious threats, of 'humbug' when she asked him to be careful with his words https://t.co/FMxQOisQHl— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) September 25, 2019
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link
“tone” not “role”. new iphone swipe keyboard not working for me.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link
i think johnson will get crucified for this. and while the knee-jerk reaction is “but let’s face it it won’t make any difference” i’m not sure that’s the case.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link
yeah even Laura K sounded mildly censorious
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link