i mean the thing that boxers box in is called a ring and *it* isn't round so maybe he has a point
― mark s, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
'I can't get a signal in Calverton. They [astronauts] had a conversation with Nixon in space.'
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link
It's good how his standard for truth that the earth is round is having Richard Branson, of all people, go up in space to confirm this
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link
"i refuse to accept that a particle can also be a wave until richard branson is successfuly fired into the sun"
― mark s, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link
now that's an experiment I can get behind
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/MhZ47k7.jpg
"Talk to me, astronauts."
― pplains, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link
https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/man-accused-shoplifting-says-i-3366800
"I felt like I was a little man, be it one with a large penis, against this big corporate company. It's so frustrating."
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 07:04 (four years ago) link
same
― StanM, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
Would someone really go to the point of showing their penis if they weren't telling the truth?
two balls and the truth: the steve whitehurst story
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
When arrested one gang member was found with a Kinder Egg capsule stuffed with crack and heroin between his buttocks https://t.co/yCQ9aTB5Tb— Manchester News MEN (@MENnewsdesk) October 3, 2019
― mark s, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
top row, second from the right
― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link
that's why they're illegal in the US
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
Fair enough, but there are still plenty of Americans walking around with crack between their buttocks.
― pplains, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
Escaped pig closes A31 for more than four hours
A PIG forced the A31 in Farnham to close this Wednesday, after it escaped from a horse box and was stuck on the central reservation.
This part of the A31 is called the Hog's Back.
― just another country (snoball), Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/HEcD3t5.png
― pplains, Friday, 25 October 2019 13:08 (four years ago) link
lol ffs
Drugs and weapons seized from Shifnal https://t.co/uemjW1ZDwJ pic.twitter.com/EDoibp72GK— SHROPSHIRE (@DailySHROPSHIRE) January 6, 2020
― mark s, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link
this is shifnal (nearly all of it)l:
http://www.shifnal.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/image2-392x280.jpg
― mark s, Monday, 6 January 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
you can see the drugs in that picture
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:35 (four years ago) link
wow what a haul, great work coppers
― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 January 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link
They say everyone has a talent. Whether it's singing, playing the oboe or firing off free kicks on the football field.But some talents are altogether weirder, as Holly Fairfax has discovered.It took Holly many years to discover her unique, but now she's found it she wants to make the most of it.So what is it? Well, her knees look just like Grant and Phil Mitchell from EastEnders - and she can even make them talk too!Holly, 40, says she first noticed the uncanny likeness around seven years ago.But it was only recently that she realised it was very unique and might even be something that others found entertaining.
But some talents are altogether weirder, as Holly Fairfax has discovered.
It took Holly many years to discover her unique, but now she's found it she wants to make the most of it.
So what is it? Well, her knees look just like Grant and Phil Mitchell from EastEnders - and she can even make them talk too!
Holly, 40, says she first noticed the uncanny likeness around seven years ago.
But it was only recently that she realised it was very unique and might even be something that others found entertaining.
https://i2-prod.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/article3721474.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/0_Untitled-design-2.png
― que pasa picasso (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 06:54 (four years ago) link
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-massage-therapist-misconduct-book-summaries-1.5442239
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 30 January 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
A man has been spotted being questioned by police after walking a woman in a "dog gimp suit" on a leash along a busy Glasgow street.Pictures posted online show two officers questioning the man along with the masked woman on Cathcart Road sometime between 11 and 11.30am this morning.The moment was captured by roofer Iain Mcgeough, who has since gone viral after sharing it on Facebook. He wrote: "Just witnessed a guy gettin pulled wae the cops for walking his burd on a leash with a dog gimp mask and everything on haha."Just another normal Monday morning in glesga eh haha".
Pictures posted online show two officers questioning the man along with the masked woman on Cathcart Road sometime between 11 and 11.30am this morning.
The moment was captured by roofer Iain Mcgeough, who has since gone viral after sharing it on Facebook.
He wrote: "Just witnessed a guy gettin pulled wae the cops for walking his burd on a leash with a dog gimp mask and everything on haha.
"Just another normal Monday morning in glesga eh haha".
https://www.glasgowtimes.co.uk/resources/images/11037421.jpg?type=article-full
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 17 February 2020 14:12 (four years ago) link
haha
― mark s, Monday, 17 February 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link
we do really need a Real Scotland thread
― boxedjoy, Tuesday, 18 February 2020 11:10 (four years ago) link
https://www.kark.com/news/local-news/neighborhood-terrorized-nightly-by-group-of-people/
https://i.imgur.com/oUiH9y2.gif
― pplains, Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:06 (four years ago) link
every sentence in that article sounds fake
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:15 (four years ago) link
Saline County
“We need some help or something,” said Joshua Wright, a homeowner.
Purple paint signifies no trespassing as well.
“You ask them to leave and they just stand there and look at you,” said an anonymous neighbor.
what the fuck is happening in Arkansas!!!
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link
I thought maybe someone let a child mess around with the CMS but Haylee Brooks is evidently an adult woman
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:17 (four years ago) link
pplains I'm seriously losing it here what am I looking at
I’m just trying to imagine how the story tip came in. “People, a group of people, come to our neighborhood at night.”
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:58 (four years ago) link
“I’m not sure that’s a story for us”“Well, they have flashlights”“Don’t move I’ll be there with the van”
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 05:59 (four years ago) link
I’m seriously totally at sea here
― college bong rip guy (silby), Saturday, 7 March 2020 06:02 (four years ago) link
I'm wondering if the lights at night came from ... newscameras?
― pplains, Saturday, 7 March 2020 13:46 (four years ago) link
Not local to me now but a few miles from where I grew up. Everyone used to call this town STRANGE RANGE for a reason
― joygoat, Sunday, 12 April 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link
https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/content/news/Sheriffs-office--569576961.html
― joygoat, Sunday, 12 April 2020 20:38 (four years ago) link
My local rag trying out new adjectives
Officers say the paramedics were treating a burly man when he suddenly lashed out and hit one paramedic with a crutch and threw another over a couch.
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link
beware the burly man
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link
paramedics were treating a hurdy gurdy man
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6yXTAZKoyE
― neith moon (ledge), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8Jx_Hq4J-Y
― 📺👁️ (peace, man), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link
http://mindfulconstruct.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Burlyman-sticker-001-196x300.jpg
― erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
Love the local interest angle here
https://www.ayrshiredailynews.co.uk/post/south-ayrshire-golf-club-owner-loses-2020-presidential-election
Donald Trump, a South Ayrshire golf club owner, has lost the 2020 presidential election to Joe Biden
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Monday, 9 November 2020 10:36 (three years ago) link
Classic Scottish local newspaper journalism.
― Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Monday, 9 November 2020 10:49 (three years ago) link
An Annapolis woman said she could have been killed had it not been for the infamous “penis house.”
Melissa Shanker wasn’t planning to go out on Dec. 12, but she left her home on a whim — just before it burned to the ground — to see the home in Cape St. Claire that went viral on social media.
“The penis lights kept her from harm,” said Mary Newman, Shanker’s friend. “It was a Christmas miracle.”
The Green Holly Drive house Shanker rented the basement for herself and her 6-year-old daughter was already collapsing by the time firefighters got to it at 10:37 p.m. Fifty-five firefighters from five departments assisted in extinguishing the flames. One suffered minor burns and was taken to John Hopkins Bayview Medical Center.
Shanker left earlier that night when a friend asked to go check out the phallic light display. When they couldn’t find it, the women went back to Shanker’s house and were just about to head inside when she said another friend called saying she knew where the house was and asked for a ride.
When they got to the home on Ramblewood, Shanker and her friends were disappointed to see the rooftop display was not lit and they decided to head back to her place. That’s when Shanker’s roommate called and told her he had just escaped the burning house.
The home was a total loss, Shanker said, with nothing salvageable.
Shanker said she would have been asleep with her daughter on a normal night, and fears they would have been injured or worse her daughter not been there that night.
“Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained,” Shanker said.
“Now, knowing that it could have saved our lives I’m more determined than ever to see the penis house relit.”
Capt. Russ Davies, spokesperson for the Anne Arundel County Fire Department, didn’t want to speculate about what could have happened had Shanker been home.
Investigators suspect the cause was an unattended wood fire or fireplace started on the back porch. Shanker and her friends may have found it earlier had they been home, Davies said, but all he knows now is she’s safe.
“It was a serious, fast-moving fire,” Davies said. “They certainly would have been in danger. By not being in the house, at all that definitely removes the risk.”
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 19 December 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link
Heh. Just came here to post that. For context:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CIYfmQ2pIvL/?utm_source=ig_embed
― peace, man, Saturday, 19 December 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/131354640_114156307216105_6053515224115782788_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=2&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=kHPYPNm8vAAAX9dMsIk&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=d5a092219237545db2095b759989ab64&oe=6003C654
― peace, man, Saturday, 19 December 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained Had we not been out looking for the Cape Penis house who knows what kinds of injuries myself and friends could have sustained
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 December 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
i've already shared this with 5 people, thanking u
― Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Saturday, 19 December 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
miracle on 69 street
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link