i would have thought - and i'm no Geoffrey Cox, so i could be wrong - that there would still be the opportunity for somebody else to come forward as capable of forming a government and therefore if the anti No Deal camp had its shit together they could just appoint a new PM, apply for the extension and go for the GE after this was done
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link
so you're saying it's time for ken clarke to shine
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 11:58 (four years ago) link
isn't he saying that because you need 25 working days for an election, voting down the queen's speech would mean that the election would be after Brexit day, and so this is a path to No deal
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 11:58 (four years ago) link
Oh and ofc - The Queen’s speech failing is no longer the automatic trigger for an election because of a FTPA
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:01 (four years ago) link
Like in what world does the EU allow crash-out to happen on the eve of an election?
I mean, are we talking tanks here? The law at the moment says the UK leaves on Oct 31 - if Johnson can get around the Benn law, then the EU can't force an extension that the UK hasn't asked for.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link
xp oh yeah good point, sorry.
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:03 (four years ago) link
xp to gyacI thought Cox won that encounter with Bazza hands down. It was a bad performance of anger straight from the Jess Phillips school of parliamentary histrionics imo
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:08 (four years ago) link
we have some very good contenders for what to call this parliament but The Dead Parliament will take some beating
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link
an aside: wrong skills. as a conman he is extremely good at persuading marks, but any footage or reports of him talking to actual people in a room, going back decades, consistently fails to find him reading it.
"And where are they now?"
"Didn't expect that reaction, but that's okay."
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic),
Ha fair enough, I'll take the reading a room assertion back. I could sorta say something like there are rooms beside the one he's currently in, but then thats something different so I'll take it back!
I'm sticking with him being an effective communicator though, opponents and allies alike, we get what he's saying. Even if the individual pieces make no sense, the overall message hits
― anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:14 (four years ago) link
Big fan of Kenyans analyzing Britain the way Brits analyze them pic.twitter.com/yFm3Y2FLsI— Ben Coates (@bencoates1) September 25, 2019
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link
mark s otm about Dick Emery, although his name might have some slight currency with Sun readers because of the name of the 'new' Arsenal manager (Unai Emery) and jokes around that, and of course Ooh ... You Are Awful was also the title of the Dick Emery spin-off film, shown regularly on TV even after the series itself had finished (although I imagine its now been some time since it has had a terrestrial TV screening).
― Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link
:D :D :D Kenyan foreign correspondents, you love to see it
― Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:26 (four years ago) link
absolutely delighted at FOM passing.
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:27 (four years ago) link
and to add to AF’s post this is a beauty:
#BREAKING: African envoys urge UK government to abide by court ruling; warn that the UK could be suspended from the Commonwealth should the government continue to subvert democracy. #Brexit— gathara (@gathara) September 24, 2019
― Fizzles, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link
I feel like Emery’s catchphrase had some currency for a long time after the show ended. I’d guess anyone in their thirties who watches TV is likely to have heard it a couple of times even if they don’t know exactly where it’s from.
Look forward to them announcing leaving the EU with a big front page saying “I’m Free!”, campaigning for immigration restrictions with “Shut That Door”, etc
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link
I assume The Cun has already Photoshopped a fez onto Corbyn and branded him Commie Tooper - get real Mein Secretario, abolishing our brave toff schools would not happen just like that
― nashwan, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link
warn that the UK could be suspended from the Commonwealth should the government continue to subvert democracy. lolol
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
The dcms questions on Hacker House, Jennifer Arcuri’s company, were a total shambles.
Matt Warman, DCMS Minister just claimed in Parliament that Hacker House operates in UK because it has a UK telephone numberI just tried it 020 8123 1379Lady with US accent "Hacker House"Me "What time is it?"Her "5:30am'Me "Where?"Her: "California"@LaylaMoran— Brian Wernham 🕷️ (@BrianUkulele) September 25, 2019
. @tom_watson asks why "Hacker House seems to have disappeared" as its website appears offline— Cat Neilan (@CatNeilan) September 25, 2019
As @tom_watson suggests, it looks like @myhackerhouse has ‘taken the money and run’. - our money, £100,000 of it. Or has ‘UK’ cyber-security specialist Hacker House just been , eh, hacked? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/j48hfYqz3h— Slimshady (@Slimshady1961) September 25, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link
Yeah, he's doing well in making sure this doesn't go unnoticed amidst yesterdays ruling.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:05 (four years ago) link
can we keep Deputy Leader but change its name to Top Sleazehound pls
― imago, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link
jen williams is at her worst writing about the labour party but this is somewhat interesting as A Take anyway https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/things-learned-one-weirdest-labour-16978855
― ogmor, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:19 (four years ago) link
Lol:
More bollocks from a 'senior government source.' Client journalism. https://t.co/wJgkgrpzo9— Peter Oborne (@OborneTweets) September 25, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link
the 'parliament has not been prorogued' line from hale has this incredible spellcasting quality to it - waving my wand! zip! zoop! 'when the royal commissioners walked into the House of Lords it was as if they walked in with a blank sheet of paper'.. i mean, it's just amazing. she, or rather the law, can 1) go back in time 2) erase pieces of paper. though actually it didn't need to.. because it had been like that ALL THE TIME we just didn't know it. it's like the vision of god being in all places and in all times at once.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRgwr_4l6BE
It's a perfect performative utterance.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
I'm guessing for that little show today Bazza had to think of something like the impotent rage he felt when a cheque he received from Kier Construction bounced after he'd been hard lobbying for them .. but it failed because he got totally mugged off by Cox. I notice some of my local MP's are sharing a truncated version of that video!
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link
TBF the only thing that could stop Geoffrey Cox at full pelt would be Brian Blessed giving it the hairdryer treatment, but sadly the latter is not an MP.
― coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link
hah! I sometimes wonder how he speaks in normal situations like at a deli counter or something.
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link
Helpfully, you can see close approximations of BB having perfectly normal interactions with the wider public in his episode of Who Do You Think You Are?
― coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
I can't imagine Cox in normal interaction mode but hopefully the wanker will just be a minor footnote in UK political history and have prefix "discraced" for the rest of his career - although a lucrative future in voice-over is assured
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, September 25, 2019 8:12 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
I mean The Law in the English tradition has always been about magic words, hasn't it?
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link
including USA in this characterization obviously, like the advent of the SovCit/Freeman-on-the-land cultism is an outgrowth of the magicwordyness of it all
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
What pic.twitter.com/DqzfxupHUV— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) September 25, 2019
― nashwan, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
When your dreams are literally shattered pic.twitter.com/twUeo8zRnH— Admiral Ackbars Memoriam (@GhostofAckbar) September 25, 2019
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/25/grants-shapps-lifts-sections-of-speech-from-chris-graylingLol fucking hell
At the beginning of his statement, Shapps appears to have followed Grayling’s text almost to the letter, simply substituting Thomas Cook for Monarch and adjusting numbers.“With your permission, I would like to make a statement about the steps the government have been taking to support those affected by the collapse of Monarch Airlines Thomas Cook, in particular the 110,000 150,000 passengers left abroad without a flight back to the UK and the almost 2,0009,000 people who have lost their jobs.”
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
The Iran debate is predictably awful - including Raab brushing off a question about Trump’s role in escalation - but I definitely laughed when Graham Jones started a question with a big thing about how he’d just come back from KSA on a trip paid by them and hadn’t had a chance to declare it yet and...Bercow interrupted him to say that there was limited to time & hurry up and ask the question.
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:25 (four years ago) link
So Boris says, "Do Your Worst, Bring On The VONC", calls an election and wins it. Huzzah!
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:10 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Boris has been reading this thread.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link
Nor is there any guarantee that he merely lurks.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link
pointless statement
― stoffle (||||||||), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link
Boris is so crap.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
god I hate the sound of braying tory bastards
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link
They actually applauded the lying sack of shit.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link
Why wouldn't they?
― anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link
Have you never watched the House of Commons before?
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link
Oh fuck, Jess Phillips, I'm out of here.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
she'll want to outdo big Bazza who is the hero of the day (oddly for wetting his pants and getting pwned by Cox).
― calzino, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link
There ways Jess Phillips versus Alexandra Phillips FITE! in front of a reporter today, the only time I’ve ever wanted JP to backhand someone (AP said through interruptions that she was ‘trying to elucidate facts for your benefit’ or similar and JP got a ‘yeah right’ under that, so AP called her rude while aggressively pointing at JP).
― coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFVNb_OWwAA6llY?format=jpg&name=large
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
1/A thread on the Jennifer Arcuri & Boris Johnson story & why it’s a bigger scandal than you think.Where to start?The press are reporting that she is a “business woman” or a “model”.Wrong. When she met Boris Johnson, Jennifer had just....— Nick🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@nicktolhurst) September 25, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:00 (four years ago) link
Yep, seen it a couple of times. Saw some people applauding a lying sack of shit
― anvil, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link