PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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Bercow should open singing the Frasier theme song

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:28 (four years ago) link

Tories not panicking at all 🥶 pic.twitter.com/H6IkobtYnW

— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) September 24, 2019

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:30 (four years ago) link

Silver lining for Boris: no one's talking about the taxpayers' moolah he directed towards his erstwhile girlfriend now

was thinking this too

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:31 (four years ago) link

Just arrived in House of Commons Speakers office thinks we will sit tomorrow at 11am. pic.twitter.com/j5ar24D82v

— Barry Sheerman (@BarrySheerman) September 24, 2019

gyac, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:34 (four years ago) link

That story was broken with the knowledge this decision was likely to come up so perhaps there is more of it in the pipeline. xps

nashwan, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:35 (four years ago) link

Someone's desperate for ratings

@afneil
Now preparing to present a BBC1 News Special at 7pm tonight. We will bring you all the latest news and analysis following today’s historic Supreme Court decision.
11:20 AM · Sep 24, 2019

nashwan, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:35 (four years ago) link

No, they still are, it’s definitely gonna be on the printout when he’s forced to say CHECK PLEASE

coup de twat (suzy), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:35 (four years ago) link

Idk it’s one thing to philander, but using public money like this? That’s still controversial, even in this post-norm age.

gyac, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link

BBC missing a trick by not combining their news special with Strictly - It Takes Two to create a 2 tour extravaganza of sequins, self-promotion and subverting the constitution

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link

Too late, Amanda...that genius Brigden has things to say, naturally.

‘We need Boris to be strong, it’s the worst possible outcome for our democracy’ says pro-Brexit MP Andrew Bridgen

Supreme Court rules the PM’s decision to suspend Parliament was unlawful.https://t.co/9JFoleqs1E pic.twitter.com/7mddfNvZEj

— Victoria Derbyshire (@VictoriaLIVE) September 24, 2019

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link

Bridgen otm, a strong Boris is indeed the worst possible outcome for our democracy.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:43 (four years ago) link

got to say, big fan of these govt lads

stoffle (||||||||), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:44 (four years ago) link

don't think we need be too concerned about the possibility of a strong boris tbh

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link

Time to wheel out Mark Francois I reckons.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link

Among my not very political but not very pro-Boris workmates this is being talked off solely as Boris, personally, lying to the Queen and to the country.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link

^^^BOAK

coup de twat (suzy), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:55 (four years ago) link

more dignity in lying to the queen than bending a knee to her imo

calzino, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link

guillotine them both, it's the only way to be sure

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link

(also lol at the distinctly posh-looking watch boris is wearing in that alarming running pic)

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link

He bears more than a passing resemblance to Alex Jones in that pic.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 12:40 (four years ago) link

Unrelated but

80% of ethnic minorities vote Labour and 1 in 5 Labour voters are BAME. Yet @faizashaheen is the only woman of colour to be selected in England across over 100 seats, no black women have been selected across the UK and no new black males were selected in 2017 #LabourConference

— jenn (@ScottishJenn_) September 24, 2019

gyac, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 12:43 (four years ago) link

Yeah, I've often wondered about this. I assume it's based on the notion that 'there are more pressing concerns', repeated ad nauseam until nothing changes.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 12:46 (four years ago) link

unintended bonus - no tom watson speech this avo

stoffle (||||||||), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link

poor the twatson :(

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link

Will keep an extra keen eye on BagGymp's lastfm tonight

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link

That’s Matt’s territory, have some respect please

gyac, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link

watson's baggy, there's room for all of us

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

I encourage all regular posters and lurkers, regardless of temperament, to flag the dishonourable gentleman’s post.

gyac, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link

an appalling attack on my freedom of speech tbh

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

when will the supreme court weigh in on people who jack off to feet

— wint (@dril) July 8, 2014

mark s, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

xp Twatson's evening listening: https://open.spotify.com/user/baggymp

Probably not 'Tom Labour Party Conference' or 'Election Road Trip' - maybe this needs a poll?

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:25 (four years ago) link

Love2 see the Deputy Leader of the Opposition Shazam'ing Sizzla tunes though

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

Omg he’s listening now
https://www.last.fm/user/baggymp

gyac, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang out
After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang out
We're gonna cause talk and suspicion
Give an exhibition
Find out what it is all about

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link

Representing the blue(s) labour wing

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link

"I've Always Been Lonely"
"The Beginning of the End"

you okay hun?

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

He actively chooses to listen to Kasabian ffs

coup de twat (suzy), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

Kasabian represent the values of ordinary, patriotic Labour voters, not extremists

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

Landfill indie for the many not the few

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link

OMG he's on a blues binge. You alright Tom?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link

"Woke up this mornin'/ found the role of Deputy Leader of the Labour Party was bein' abolished"

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link

I thought the fellow Suzy mentioned as Corbyn's speechwriter was the guy from Kasabian

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

he sports a disgraceful Wellender so is probably suspect

calzino, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link

Okay, finally realised who Dominic Cummings reminds me of too. pic.twitter.com/6y3XAiZf27

— I (@trevorbastard) September 24, 2019

calzino, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

The Queen to receive the death penalty for treason for her role in Johnson's Plot later today. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this

— Horace Goodwill, tonicke purveyor (@eff_hey) September 24, 2019

gyac, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

Nice.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

god i wish

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:38 (four years ago) link

Baggymp clearly lurks here, he was listening to I Shot the Sheriff. Hi Tom!

gyac, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

and “let’s work together”

fs tom laying it on a bit thick like

stoffle (||||||||), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link


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