Thank you, JF. Even my Texas friend couldn't tell me what was up. Just said that it's "really southern. Not really a Texas thing."
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link
xp lol ucf
JF explaining Zaxby's is an example of ilx at its finest.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link
lol true
fwiw the closest I can get to describing "Zaxby's Sauce" is to imagine ketchup and mustard mixed together with an obscene amount of black pepper added.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:16 (four years ago) link
Ahh, the internet says it's ketchup, mayo, worcestershire, garlic, and black pepper. Whatever it is, it ain't much to write home about.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
it always starts with ketchup and mayo
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:58 (four years ago) link
anyone watching ucla vs wash state???
― big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:19 (four years ago) link
this is what usc utah looked like it could be
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:25 (four years ago) link
Oh shit
ucla scored 50 2nd half points for the comeback win
― big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:28 (four years ago) link
insane
― Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:35 (four years ago) link
: O
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:56 (four years ago) link
End of the Ole Miss/Cal was sufficiently wacky if you did not see it on TV. Ole' Miss made this amazing catch to have a shot to win it and then ran the ball with no timeouts and Andy Reid can tell you how that turned out. Had a shot.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 01:03 (four years ago) link
army is 3-1 (and pretty damn close to 4-0)
they are 8-for-22 for 194 yards with two touchdowns, one pick and five sacks when trying to throw the ball. in four games
― mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link
sufjan and voodoo fite
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link
we are cursed in ann arbor
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link
and ian book is bad now
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link
good opportunity for a tears in rain monologue from brian kelly.
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:15 (four years ago) link
golden gophers still undefeated. how nice for them.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
I'm pinching myself
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:49 (four years ago) link
yikes ND
― mookieproof, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:56 (four years ago) link
Lyn Bowden Jr. has been really amazing playing QB moving from WR for UK. Losing their starting QB in game 3 and then their backup a game and a half later, pretty much led them to doing their wildcat package as the offense. It has worked pretty well and Bowden has been playing out of his mind.
I'm sure some NFL scouts are going to look at these tapes and figure Bowden could be a nice weapon for some of these NFL matchup passing games.
IU is now 6-2 and bowl eligible this early in the season for the first time in probably a couple decades with their first win ever against Nebraska. It would be pretty hilarious for Harbaugh to get some reprise by beating ND to only turn around and lose to Indiana.
― earlnash, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link
would be sweeter than the red sauce on a Greek's pizza
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 05:35 (four years ago) link
i want to forget college football exists now, but the damn ALGORITHMS won't allow it.
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 October 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link
Your team's authentic replica jerseys, logo-encrusted memorabilia & tchotchkes suitable for giving as gifts, all for sale. Best prices! Everything must go!
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 28 October 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link
Holy shit that Minnesota win was good tv
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link
Go Golden Gophers!
― Brad C., Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link
minn over penn was a very happy win
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 November 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link
tide getting rolled
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 November 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link
Damn, onside kick time.
― brownie, Sunday, 10 November 2019 00:20 (four years ago) link
LSU/Alabama was game of the year for me so far.
Ed Orgeron has the best sounding voice in all of American sport. They should get him to do the voice of a frog in a cartoon.
― earlnash, Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link
I do kinda like the whole "we finally made it mama" aspect of college sports when one team finally gets over on another or wins the big game.
You see it in the players all the time, but not as much in the coaches as your pro coaches are either corporate stooges or so cutthroat, they got bodies buried all over NJ swamps.
― earlnash, Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link
I would buy Ed Orgeron audiobooks in a heartbeat
― Brad C., Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
Ed Orgeron has the best sounding voice in all of American sport
― earlnash, Sunday, November 10, 2019 10:06 AM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
fixed for you
― kanye kendrick frank kendrick frank kanye (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
evan and jaronevan or jaronedward or jaronedward or geron
― $1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link
Audbile.com (tm) presents:
ED ORGERON READING THE STORY OF O.
This thought made me chuckle.
― earlnash, Saturday, 16 November 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link
already hyped for the Gophers/Hawkeyes if we can get this win we are set up pretty good
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 16 November 2019 13:50 (four years ago) link
"we"
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 November 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link
Fire Saban.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 16 November 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link
tough gophers loss
― mookieproof, Sunday, 17 November 2019 00:23 (four years ago) link
poor tua
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:03 (four years ago) link
tua will be ok. even if he never takes another snap he will be venerated as a hero by alabama fans forever. they will see to it he gets a nice, soft job somewhere if he wants it. it's the expendable players who permanently ruin their bodies just to get into the rotation on a power-five also-ran team who deserve our pity.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link
Indiana University ranked in the top #25 for the first time in 25 years. Well at least for a week until they play Michigan next week.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link
Seahawks 16/1 odds to win Super Bowl, I'm too scared to gamble but that's not a bad bet
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 November 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link
oops sorry
guessing it's been a while since michigan gave up 56 points/577 yards at home
― mookieproof, Saturday, 30 November 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link
:(
― jacquees, full of cobras (voodoo chili), Saturday, 30 November 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
There was some amazing games today. Alabama and Auburn was really nuts and the IU/Purdue game was really tightrope end.
Lynn Bowden deserves to get some national props and a big tip of the hat to UK offensive coordinator Eddie Grand (& head coach Mark Stoops) for completely re-doing their offense on the fly and moving Bowden a WR/KR into full time Wildcat QB (literally this time). UK went 5-2 with this crazy scheme, including a loss to Tennessee they could have won. In that time, Bowden has run for over 1100 yards and scored 11 TDs on the ground from QB. They had to do this as they lost their two top starting QBs at that point.
I'm sure some pro scouts have been paying attention and curious to see where Bowden is at the combine before the draft. If his 40 time comes out good, I bet he goes up the draft board quite a bit.
― earlnash, Sunday, 1 December 2019 03:33 (four years ago) link
I'm sure FSU is going to back up the bank truck to try to hire Stoops away and I do think he is a good coach, but I kinda hope that he hangs around. UK will probably match the money and he has a shot to build something there that would be unique. Why work in Bobby Bowden's shadow when you can become Bobby Bowden.
― earlnash, Sunday, 1 December 2019 03:38 (four years ago) link
The Iron Bowl was epic. It was delectable to see Saban so angry and helpless. Also, a great showing for the Key & Peele East West Bowl, with JaTarvious "Boobie" Whitlow and Smoke Monday making some great plays. Jaylen Waddle presumably didn’t pay much attention to the postgame locker room speech from coach.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 1 December 2019 05:37 (four years ago) link
head ref has david byrne vibes
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:45 (four years ago) link
like this is his first game, and he'll go home to journal about how profoundly strange american football is
― if you're in the thread, keep on posting (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 04:47 (four years ago) link
enjoying this new trend of 'sure, our coach is a racist abuser, but look at all the money we saved by making him take a paycut'
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
"I don't think we can take this away from our players, take this away from our state and our country," Orgeron said. "We need football. Football is the lifeblood of our country."
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
It's definitely the life blood of his bank account.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
https://www.si.com/college/bostoncollege/football/betting-odds-on-college-football-return
His bank account is going to take a hit, I assume.
― Ira Einhorn (dandydonweiner), Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link
washington state is apparently cutting players who signed *or retweeted* the pac-12 players list of demands. amazing
Am told multiple other #WSU players who shared the "#WeAreUnited" graphics have been released from the team, as well. https://t.co/OA0Hg3aroo— Theo Lawson (@TheoLawson_SR) August 2, 2020
― mookieproof, Sunday, 2 August 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
Among complaints from Colorado State athletes staffers: Coaches have told players not to report COVID-19 symptoms, threatened players with reduced playing time if they quarantine and claim CSU is altering contact tracing reports to keep players practicing https://t.co/OMjaq7GFsK— Kevin Lytle (@Kevin_Lytle) August 4, 2020
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:51 (three years ago) link