2019 NCAA Football thread : "Do More."

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UGA was better. Our OL will have some rough tape to look at.

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:46 (two months ago) link

Zaxby's is an entirely mediocre chain that Southerners swear by because of the unique "Zaxby's Sauce." The eggroll may seem a strange addition, but it's purely a different vehicle to deliver sauce to the customer's mouth hole.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 03:54 (two months ago) link

pitt panthers tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:13 (two months ago) link

Thank you, JF. Even my Texas friend couldn't tell me what was up. Just said that it's "really southern. Not really a Texas thing."

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:16 (two months ago) link

xp lol ucf

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:16 (two months ago) link

JF explaining Zaxby's is an example of ilx at its finest.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:52 (two months ago) link

lol true

fwiw the closest I can get to describing "Zaxby's Sauce" is to imagine ketchup and mustard mixed together with an obscene amount of black pepper added.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:16 (two months ago) link

Ahh, the internet says it's ketchup, mayo, worcestershire, garlic, and black pepper. Whatever it is, it ain't much to write home about.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:29 (two months ago) link

it always starts with ketchup and mayo

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:58 (two months ago) link

anyone watching ucla vs wash state???

big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:19 (two months ago) link

this is what usc utah looked like it could be

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:25 (two months ago) link

Oh shit

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:25 (two months ago) link

ucla scored 50 2nd half points for the comeback win

big city slam (Spottie), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:28 (two months ago) link

insane

Tart Prepper (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:35 (two months ago) link

: O

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 22 September 2019 06:56 (two months ago) link

End of the Ole Miss/Cal was sufficiently wacky if you did not see it on TV. Ole' Miss made this amazing catch to have a shot to win it and then ran the ball with no timeouts and Andy Reid can tell you how that turned out. Had a shot.

earlnash, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 01:03 (two months ago) link

army is 3-1 (and pretty damn close to 4-0)

they are 8-for-22 for 194 yards with two touchdowns, one pick and five sacks when trying to throw the ball. in four games

mookieproof, Saturday, 28 September 2019 20:40 (two months ago) link

four weeks pass...

sufjan and voodoo fite

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 October 2019 23:24 (one month ago) link

we are cursed in ann arbor

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:08 (one month ago) link

and ian book is bad now

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:09 (one month ago) link

good opportunity for a tears in rain monologue from brian kelly.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 01:15 (one month ago) link

golden gophers still undefeated. how nice for them.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:45 (one month ago) link

I'm pinching myself

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 27 October 2019 02:49 (one month ago) link

yikes ND

mookieproof, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:56 (one month ago) link

Lyn Bowden Jr. has been really amazing playing QB moving from WR for UK. Losing their starting QB in game 3 and then their backup a game and a half later, pretty much led them to doing their wildcat package as the offense. It has worked pretty well and Bowden has been playing out of his mind.

I'm sure some NFL scouts are going to look at these tapes and figure Bowden could be a nice weapon for some of these NFL matchup passing games.

IU is now 6-2 and bowl eligible this early in the season for the first time in probably a couple decades with their first win ever against Nebraska. It would be pretty hilarious for Harbaugh to get some reprise by beating ND to only turn around and lose to Indiana.

earlnash, Sunday, 27 October 2019 03:59 (one month ago) link

would be sweeter than the red sauce on a Greek's pizza

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 27 October 2019 05:35 (one month ago) link

i want to forget college football exists now, but the damn ALGORITHMS won't allow it.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 28 October 2019 18:31 (one month ago) link

Your team's authentic replica jerseys, logo-encrusted memorabilia & tchotchkes suitable for giving as gifts, all for sale. Best prices! Everything must go!

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 28 October 2019 18:36 (one month ago) link

Holy shit that Minnesota win was good tv

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:41 (one month ago) link

Go Golden Gophers!

Brad C., Saturday, 9 November 2019 20:46 (one month ago) link

minn over penn was a very happy win

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 November 2019 22:12 (one month ago) link

tide getting rolled

mookieproof, Saturday, 9 November 2019 22:32 (one month ago) link

Damn, onside kick time.

brownie, Sunday, 10 November 2019 00:20 (one month ago) link

LSU/Alabama was game of the year for me so far.

Ed Orgeron has the best sounding voice in all of American sport. They should get him to do the voice of a frog in a cartoon.

earlnash, Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:06 (one month ago) link

I do kinda like the whole "we finally made it mama" aspect of college sports when one team finally gets over on another or wins the big game.

You see it in the players all the time, but not as much in the coaches as your pro coaches are either corporate stooges or so cutthroat, they got bodies buried all over NJ swamps.

earlnash, Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:08 (one month ago) link

I would buy Ed Orgeron audiobooks in a heartbeat

Brad C., Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:20 (one month ago) link

Ed Orgeron has the best sounding voice in all of American sport

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fixed for you

kanye kendrick frank kendrick frank kanye (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 16:32 (one month ago) link

evan and jaron
evan or jaron
edward or jaron
edward or geron

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 19:32 (one month ago) link

Audbile.com (tm) presents:

ED ORGERON READING THE STORY OF O.

This thought made me chuckle.

earlnash, Saturday, 16 November 2019 12:44 (one month ago) link

already hyped for the Gophers/Hawkeyes if we can get this win we are set up pretty good

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 16 November 2019 13:50 (one month ago) link

"we"

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 November 2019 16:01 (one month ago) link

Fire Saban.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 16 November 2019 20:54 (one month ago) link

tough gophers loss

mookieproof, Sunday, 17 November 2019 00:23 (four weeks ago) link

poor tua

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 17 November 2019 02:03 (four weeks ago) link

tua will be ok. even if he never takes another snap he will be venerated as a hero by alabama fans forever. they will see to it he gets a nice, soft job somewhere if he wants it. it's the expendable players who permanently ruin their bodies just to get into the rotation on a power-five also-ran team who deserve our pity.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 November 2019 19:03 (four weeks ago) link

Indiana University ranked in the top #25 for the first time in 25 years. Well at least for a week until they play Michigan next week.

earlnash, Tuesday, 19 November 2019 01:14 (three weeks ago) link

Seahawks 16/1 odds to win Super Bowl, I'm too scared to gamble but that's not a bad bet

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 November 2019 00:32 (three weeks ago) link

oops sorry

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 21 November 2019 00:32 (three weeks ago) link

guessing it's been a while since michigan gave up 56 points/577 yards at home

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 November 2019 21:19 (two weeks ago) link

:(

jacquees, full of cobras (voodoo chili), Saturday, 30 November 2019 21:37 (two weeks ago) link

or maybe the point of sports isn't to determine which team is better. perhaps the point is to tell stories. stories about a catfish'd linebacker or a coach named Derbis that really likes jesus. or maybe a catfish'd linebacker who also really likes jesus. maybe this is the point of sports.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 December 2019 21:56 (one week ago) link

Alabama was not looking all the dominant this year before they lost Tua. LSU beat them very very easily. And let's not forget how badly Clemson beat Bama last year in title game. Fuck Saban.

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Monday, 9 December 2019 22:23 (one week ago) link

i will never forget

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 December 2019 22:44 (one week ago) link

i'm glad ND could actually get 11 wins, but at what cost: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5z9iv8

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 December 2019 22:52 (one week ago) link

They're playing my alma mater in Orlando and I already hate ND with the fire of 1,000 suns

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 00:06 (six days ago) link

I like how that video extolling Ames, Iowa mentions its city water supply as one of its many fabulous local wonders. Twice! It also wants us to know that the weather is good in the springtime, without saying that spring is sandwiched in between a wretched winter and a torrid summer and only lasts about six weeks.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 02:08 (six days ago) link

No argument here. Alabama was average this year, and there's not a Tua Tagovailoa or Jalen Hurts in the pipeline right now. We'll see how Tua's brother does, but I suspect the game plan will no longer revolve around a superman qb.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 02:10 (six days ago) link

dandy, cyclones' chances have improved (not saying they weren't already good). chip long has left.

$1,000,000 or 1 bag of honeycrisp apples (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 22:59 (five days ago) link

We have a good team this year and will be even better next year. But I don't see the Clones beating ND.

I can't wait to watch Saban run up the score on Ole Miss next year. He hates Kiffin as much as I hate ND.

Joe Gargan (dandydonweiner), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 23:20 (five days ago) link

army and navy, combined passing in the first half: 2-for-2, 11 yards

mookieproof, Saturday, 14 December 2019 22:00 (two days ago) link


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