Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Lol I come out for a cig and heard it but

gonna seek out comments saying he didn't mean to do it specifically to piss myself off

Saw the replay, brilliant imo

absolute joke

dont tell me the FA dont want var to fail

That is the definition of level.

madness

ffs

Had been coming, obviously.

that's precisely as much a guess as it would have been were it done by a tech-bereft linesman

1-1

thats coming, our passing is terrible again. and no defending. and all attacks outsourced to the fullbacks.

we're as easy to get through as at any time since poch joined

son has been rotten, isn't in any way even trying to narrow down his full back and has been the start of a few of their most dangerous counters

goes without saying that ndombele is passing at c.50%, really awful

but var cant confirm that is a red from gray

absolutely fuck off

thats a horrible tackle

yeah this hums

how fucking lazy is thw closing and tackling from us there

easy easy easy

ref and var aside these cowards deserve this loss tbh

that looked saveable

yep I thought so

jesus i know it must be horrible waiting in the box for a decent cross but the lads could at least try to look interested when one goes in

cunts

RIP Watford

Jesus Christ.

In lieu of Flores..

how exactly did that massacre occur? 5 goals in 18 minutes?

Sheffield United just scored, and of course the celebration delayed while ref "conferred".

so annoying.

Yeah but fortunately

Watford = he'salreadydead.gif

trying to watch these games in the Philippines is sort of a quest but found a stream finally

I'm not even that gungho on that "football didn't start in 92 u rubes" tip but optajoe tweeting about five goals in 18 minutes being a Prem record when it definitely goes back way further is irking me

Most League points by manager since August 2017:

Pep Guardiola 208 Man City
Jurgen Klopp 187 Liverpool
Danny Cowley 172 Huddersfield Town

recent football history stats tend to be a reet load of bollox tbf!

Everton look like dookie atm

Seanbean.gif

god we're shit

Really thought Wolves were gonna put one through. Some good combo play.

One mo half

ok I must have cursed Wolves. none of my four teams have won in the last 13 or so matches they've played going back almost a month.

it's a rough spell at the moment but plenty of time to turn things around

AND SHIT LIKE THAT WILL HELP!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSS

thought for sure they were doomed after the red but they kept somehow slipping in chances and boom....

was only following on Twitter and kept refreshing thinking "nah it's time" and then lol, psychologically massive

Congratulations on your late equaliser at Crystal Palace not being inexplicably disallowed

yeah that was some horseshit. really hard to make a definitive argument that Grealing was simulating, esp given the numerous more obvious, legitimate simulations that occur unpenalized.

that's what we have VAR for oh wait

im not ready to see other people happy yet tbh

Log off before the Villa fans get back.

Spoke too soon.

LOL Villa.

struggling to recall a more tedious start to the season wrt any slim prospect of the deck being shuffled. two good teams and a load of dross which occasionally manifests itself in likeable underdog form

Will always be nice to take an underserved 3 points from chelsea at their place

Was hardly undeserved.