The September 2019 US Politics Thread is great Great GREAT GR8

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Tippy Top Shape for October title.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link

impeach the clearly corrupt president, let all the senate republicans vote against it

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

xp to shakey

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:19 (four years ago) link

but that would depress Dem turnout, somehow!

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

it would cause anxiety for the undecided

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

all of the people who voted for trump in 2016 will see that the impeachment failed and then decide to vote for trump again. they were definitely going to vote for warren or sanders or biden, if the impeachment worked, instead of voting for mike pence or whatever wretched fuck they nominate

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:25 (four years ago) link

or, they could just impeach the clearly guilty man and spend the next several months talking about how he's clearly guilty, and then let the wretched fucks lose their last shreds of dignity by defending him all the way to the 9th circle of hell

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

you guys are hilarious

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 September 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

in a kinda sad way

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 September 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

^nasty man

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

impeach the clearly corrupt president, let all the senate republicans vote against it

I'm sure McConnell would find some pithy way to not even bring it to a vote but y'know, "because my FEEWINGS" is always a good position to legislate from

last shreds of dignity

I mean lol they don't have any shreds, what is this fantasy you have about the moral high ground being so wonderfully consoling

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 September 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

you tell me what a better Dem leader would do, I'm at a loss. She holds the caucus together and passes bills with or without GOP votes, that's the job.

― Οὖτις, Friday, September 20, 2019 4:16 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmark

how many other cardboard cutouts couldn't have done the same thing though ? like you said it's the basics of the job. I think though all this shit we could have used a little more than all that.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

"because my FEEWINGS" is always a good position to legislate from

?

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

how many other cardboard cutouts couldn't have done the same thing though ? like you said it's the basics of the job. I think though all this shit we could have used a little more than all that.

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, September 20, 2019

I'm not totally on board with Shakey, but tell me how Seth Moulton and Tim Ryan would've held this caucus together. There was no one else gunning for the job.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

anyway, cutting out all the bullshit that doesn't matter (eg focusing on me saying "last shreds of dignity", like that matters a fucking bit), your argument is they can't impeach because mcconnell won't let it come to a vote

what a fucking cowardly position to take

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

lol true i shouldn't be overestimating any of the goons waiting in the wings xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

when feelings coincide with illegality i think theyre cool

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

so did anyone ClimateStrike today?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

your argument is they can't impeach because mcconnell won't let it come to a vote

what a fucking cowardly position to take

this is not my argument, my argument is probably buried in the 10000000th rehash of this stupid argument somwehere upthread, I'm not going to bother reposting it

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 September 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

https://www.cakenknife.com/peach-mint-moscow-mule/

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 20 September 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

anyway, cutting out all the bullshit that doesn't matter (eg focusing on me saying "last shreds of dignity", like that matters a fucking bit), your argument is they can't impeach because mcconnell won't let it come to a vote

what a fucking cowardly position to take

― Sally Jessy (Karl Malone)

i mean fucking hell we had a great win in 2018 of what ? lets gain the house to pass bills that will never go anywhere and golf clap at this corrupt pos president

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

one benefit of impeaching - not having this stupid argument again. the reason it comes up AGAIN and AGAIN is because it is something obvious that needs to be done and should have been done a long time ago.

"why are we having this stupid argument about playing Metal Machine Music at top volume for nap time at the orphanage? we've been through this over and over again, all of you think it's a bad idea, but i love metal machine music."

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

i mean fucking hell we had a great win in 2018 of what ? lets gain the house to pass bills that will never go anywhere and golf clap at this corrupt pos president

― (•̪●) (carne asada)

what did you expect when it looked like the Senate was out of reach? I expected one chamber of Congress to not pass shit that McConnnell and Trump wanted.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

so did anyone ClimateStrike today?

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, September 20, 2019 1:35 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i did! it ruled tbh

american bradass (BradNelson), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

kids at the school across the street emptied out around 3pm and circled the block with chants of HEY HEY HO HO CLIMATE CHANGE HAS GOT TO GO which was somewhat heartening
but then a subgroup started chanting PLUTO IS A PLANET PLUTO IS A PLANET and then a smaller subgroup started chanting OPEN AREA 51 OPEN AREA 51 so i question their overall commitment

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

looked awesome!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

xps carne asada is just now waking up to the facts of American political life?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

House Democrats were drawing up drug prices bills this summer (and there's a Senate one) when Pelosi blew it up because her office was directly negotiating with the White House. This is the result. McConnell doesn't seem to like it so basically a year was wasted on this. https://t.co/3U1iJlNeK6

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) September 19, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

idg why trump was pressuring ukraine to investigate the bidens — doesn’t he know any domestic ratfuckers?

mookieproof, Friday, 20 September 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

He has always depended on the kindness of slavs.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

I vaguely recalled a previous Trump use of "tippy-top." Turns out it was in this all-timer (from the 2018 Easter Egg Roll):

"I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building, or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special — and we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape. And it’s a great, great place."

jaymc, Friday, 20 September 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

I took my kids to the march today in SF. HUGE turnout!

DJI, Friday, 20 September 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link

same (well at least til 11:30am).

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 20 September 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

Our nuclear is tippy-top. But what about the cyber? Is it bigly?

Ramen? No thanks, I prefer them cooked (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 20 September 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

yeah SF March was pretty big (I was getting my lunch, I got work to do!)

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 September 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

xps

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 September 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

omg i totally forgot about bigly

xp

Mommy...can I go out and VAPE tonight? (voodoo chili), Friday, 20 September 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

I am watching this somehow turn into a story about Biden and am going to pass out.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) September 20, 2019



Cool

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 September 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

unbelievably bad politician

“Vice President Biden, it looks like Donald Trump tried to use government funds to bribe a foreign country into digging up dirt on you! What do you say about that?”

“I swear I didn’t do anything wrong.”

“Uh...” https://t.co/erP1ecBum9

— Daniel Radosh (@danielradosh) September 20, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 20 September 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

probably senate hearings in a week about why the Hunter Biden investigation was prematurely dropped

JoeStork, Friday, 20 September 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

Better response from Biden:

NEW: Biden releases statement on reports of Trump's call with Ukraine president.

"If these reports are true, then there is truly no bottom to President Trump’s willingness to abuse his power and abase our country." pic.twitter.com/OPKMPV49Wt

— Henry J. Gomez (@HenryJGomez) September 20, 2019

jaymc, Friday, 20 September 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

well, not so much biden as it is biden's team that has been desperately trying to get him to shut the fuck up

get real, bigly was 'big league'

still awaiting Shakey comment on p4reene tweet re Grancy

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2019 23:02 (four years ago) link

I can't see tweets on ilx anymore for some reason

feel like mostly it's a blessing tbh

Οὖτις, Friday, 20 September 2019 23:06 (four years ago) link

This story about Hunter Biden wound up being extremely prescient.

Especially this exchange, about the author of Clinton Cash/Breitbart editor Peter Schweitzer using the same funnel-to-the-New-York-Times playbook, and almost pulling it off once again.https://t.co/qhYbB4Ek5K pic.twitter.com/B4lvIdXDEP

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) September 20, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 20 September 2019 23:15 (four years ago) link

so did anyone ClimateStrike today?

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius)

i did! it ruled tbh

― american bradass (BradNelson)

otm

10k or so in the streets, three hours of organising and activities in a park then a march to City Hall where teenagers spoke for a couple more hours. Turnout suppressed by local school boards refusing to allow kids out. Separate protest uptown for tech workers, bcz Seattle.

https://i.imgur.com/V80dk0P.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/6bsPt1m.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/TRz9xBi.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/eSoGqms.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/GBzpEjm.jpg


(80,000 turned out at home in Sydney, estimated 300k across Australia - biggest protests since the Iraq invasion in 2003)

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 20 September 2019 23:18 (four years ago) link

Pelosi negotiated solely w/ White House on drug prices and wasted a year

but you stay insulated

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link

All children of politicians from the House on up should be exiled to a comfortable private island for the duration of their parents' political careers.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 20 September 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

also children of Baltimore mayors

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 September 2019 23:36 (four years ago) link

Worst concept for a reality tv show, ever; unless there are lots of snakes.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 20 September 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link


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