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what is the opposite of sapiosexual? i am only sexually attracted to absolute fucking dumbasses

— a a dril (@demarionunn) September 20, 2019

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 20 September 2019 19:39 (ten months ago) link

etymologically "sapio" is more "wisdom" than "intelligence" so if anything you should be into like Tibetan lamas or something

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 19:46 (ten months ago) link

haha that's a coincidence, i was just talking about alternative sexualities with one of my co-workers at lunch and she brought up "sapiosexual" and i immediately without thinking said "that's not a sexual orientation, that's something assholes say to make themselves sound clever"

i try not to be rude in general but i guess i was already on my high horse when the topic came up

sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 September 2019 01:53 (ten months ago) link

It would be, at most, a very specific fetish, right? If you couldn't get off if someone *wasn't* actively being smart at you?

vcrash, Saturday, 21 September 2019 02:07 (ten months ago) link

Saying "I like smart people" is no more deep or revealing, and is no more indicative of a "sexual orientation", than saying "I like pretty people". Yeah I am attracted to people who are beautiful and smart and rich, I AM SUCH A REBEL AGAINST SOCIETY

sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 September 2019 02:52 (ten months ago) link

I like people who make my ding a ling go bing

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 September 2019 03:01 (ten months ago) link

I like people who like me

sarahell, Saturday, 21 September 2019 20:31 (ten months ago) link

^^^ truth bomb

brigadier pudding (DJP), Sunday, 22 September 2019 00:25 (ten months ago) link

Seconded

Our Borad Could Be Your Trife (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 22 September 2019 00:39 (ten months ago) link

Wow

I'm extremely suspicious of people who like me

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 22 September 2019 01:20 (ten months ago) link

I like people who like me

― sarahell

that's a good system!

sock fingering, baby (rushomancy), Sunday, 22 September 2019 02:02 (ten months ago) link

I'm extremely suspicious of people who like me

Oh I mean, I don’t necessarily BELIEVE they actually like me but I like them

brigadier pudding (DJP), Sunday, 22 September 2019 18:23 (ten months ago) link

Their kink is blowing pseudo-intellectual smoke up each other's asses.

— Matthew Olken (@MattOlken) September 20, 2019

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 22 September 2019 18:26 (ten months ago) link

That's hot

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 22 September 2019 20:56 (ten months ago) link

i have questions about this ... like ... do they just blow with their mouths directly or do they use devices or ...?

sarahell, Sunday, 22 September 2019 21:11 (ten months ago) link

is the blower on top of or beneath the blowee?

sarahell, Sunday, 22 September 2019 21:12 (ten months ago) link

Depends how intelligent they are, naturally

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 22 September 2019 21:13 (ten months ago) link

vapiosexual

Non stop chantar (crüt), Sunday, 22 September 2019 21:27 (ten months ago) link

^^ winner!!!

sarahell, Sunday, 22 September 2019 21:33 (ten months ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Sunday, 22 September 2019 23:35 (ten months ago) link

kicking myself after realizing I forgot to post after something I watched recently had a scene where a character referred to a female friend as "annoying" and the context was pretty obvious

like uh, yeah man, annoying

mh, Monday, 23 September 2019 18:25 (ten months ago) link

lil wayne is annoying

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 September 2019 18:47 (ten months ago) link

one of the funniest anti drug ideas is that dealers are trying really hard to sell people drugs

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 26, 2019 11:48 PM bookmarkflaglink

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 27 September 2019 12:54 (ten months ago) link

lmao

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 27 September 2019 12:54 (ten months ago) link

build a better mouse trap etc

all over bar the shouting (im here for the shouting) (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2019 12:55 (ten months ago) link

God that is a truth bomb and a half

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 27 September 2019 13:07 (ten months ago) link

is this thread gonna be like the other political threads where DJP and I try to save you straight white dudes from your howlings of doom

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, September 27, 2019 10:34 AM bookmarkflaglink

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:40 (ten months ago) link

RIP DJP and ALS in a tragic self-bombing incident; howling in my beer here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 September 2019 16:08 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

journos shouting hype almost always translates to them being late to the party, and being convinced that if a band could get attention without them noticing, they must have been bamboozled by nefarious means

― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, October 15, 2019 9:58 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:17 (nine months ago) link

You don't understand - Bamboozled By Nefarious Means is the name of my band

kinder, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 19:25 (nine months ago) link

why'd you name yourself after that shitty frank zappa song

Spironolactone T. Agnew (rushomancy), Wednesday, 16 October 2019 01:59 (nine months ago) link

why would you want to talk about modular synths instead of just playing the modular synths. in an ideal world everyone everywhere on the gender spectrum would be playing modular synths together and never talking about them

― Lucky Pierre Delecto (crüt), Saturday, 26 October 2019 02:33 (yesterday) link

cheese canopy (map), Sunday, 27 October 2019 19:49 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

NO KIM NO DEAL

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain)

Book Doula (sleeve), Thursday, 21 November 2019 14:53 (eight months ago) link

two weeks pass...

The self is lava; podcasts are the rocks we leap on to avoid contact. Actually listening to them is a bonus.

― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Thursday, December 5, 2019 3:16 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 5 December 2019 15:34 (eight months ago) link

lol that thread got kinda dark there for a minute

brimstead, Friday, 6 December 2019 00:03 (eight months ago) link

I have very little confidence in my own taste, if someone on a messageboard posts that a thing I think is good is bad actually I get all kerfuffled

― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, December 11, 2019 12:09 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:14 (eight months ago) link

That's me to a tee. If you told me Slayer sucked today I'd get my tattoos removed

master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 December 2019 23:52 (eight months ago) link

If someone on a messageboard posts that a thing I think is good is actually bad, I don't question my taste at all, I just assume the other person is normal.

sarahell, Wednesday, 11 December 2019 22:35 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

i have been playing loads of roleplaying games over the last decade-ish trying to recapture the way i felt when i was 12 and despite lots of cool stuff being out there i am happy to report that feeling is ephemeral and tied directly to the powerlessness, imagination, time, and friendship that was only available at 12yo, it can never be recaptured alas.

― Mordy, Friday, January 31, 2020 6:05 PM

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 February 2020 13:49 (six months ago) link

Is this about ILX's halcyon days again?

Snark aside, that is incontrovertibly true, although in the process of chasing nostalgia in recent years I did end up discovering a few CRPGs (some old, others new) that fleetingly recaptured my teenage fascination with the Infinity Engine games. My natural inclination towards single-player CRPGs and continued willingness to suspend disbelief as a deliberate corrective to the killjoy that is academia no doubt helped lower the bar (I got my multi-player kicks from RTS's back in the day), as I've never experimented with tabletop campaigns (too demanding and too gregarious, not to mention my group of friends at the time wasn't interested anyway).

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 14:21 (six months ago) link

im the same, but with reading books

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Monday, 3 February 2020 14:57 (six months ago) link

i'm the same, but with the entirety of day-to-day existence

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 February 2020 14:59 (six months ago) link

Tbpf I'm the same, but with everything.

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 15:00 (six months ago) link

Fuck, beat me to it. Payback for hijacking your signature phrase, I'm sure.

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 15:00 (six months ago) link

ffs

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 3 February 2020 15:00 (six months ago) link

the halcyon days of ffs

mark s, Monday, 3 February 2020 15:02 (six months ago) link

great revive

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 February 2020 15:03 (six months ago) link

f
f
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toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 3 February 2020 15:04 (six months ago) link

These are the voyages of the FFS Enterprise

TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 3 February 2020 15:10 (six months ago) link

Great connive

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 3 February 2020 15:13 (six months ago) link


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