truth bombs

"sapiosexual" as a concept is such a gigantic crock of shit and I will continue to hold this opinion until someone shows me a sapiosexual group full of dudes going "you know, Stephen Hawking could get it"

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 20 September 2019 19:02 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

what is the opposite of sapiosexual? i am only sexually attracted to absolute fucking dumbasses

— a a dril (@demarionunn) September 20, 2019

etymologically "sapio" is more "wisdom" than "intelligence" so if anything you should be into like Tibetan lamas or something

haha that's a coincidence, i was just talking about alternative sexualities with one of my co-workers at lunch and she brought up "sapiosexual" and i immediately without thinking said "that's not a sexual orientation, that's something assholes say to make themselves sound clever"

i try not to be rude in general but i guess i was already on my high horse when the topic came up

It would be, at most, a very specific fetish, right? If you couldn't get off if someone *wasn't* actively being smart at you?

Saying "I like smart people" is no more deep or revealing, and is no more indicative of a "sexual orientation", than saying "I like pretty people". Yeah I am attracted to people who are beautiful and smart and rich, I AM SUCH A REBEL AGAINST SOCIETY

I like people who make my ding a ling go bing

I like people who like me

^^^ truth bomb

Seconded

Wow

I'm extremely suspicious of people who like me

I like people who like me

― sarahell

that's a good system!

I'm extremely suspicious of people who like me

Oh I mean, I don’t necessarily BELIEVE they actually like me but I like them

Their kink is blowing pseudo-intellectual smoke up each other's asses.

— Matthew Olken (@MattOlken) September 20, 2019

That's hot

i have questions about this ... like ... do they just blow with their mouths directly or do they use devices or ...?

is the blower on top of or beneath the blowee?

Depends how intelligent they are, naturally

vapiosexual

^^ winner!!!

lol

kicking myself after realizing I forgot to post after something I watched recently had a scene where a character referred to a female friend as "annoying" and the context was pretty obvious

like uh, yeah man, annoying

lil wayne is annoying

one of the funniest anti drug ideas is that dealers are trying really hard to sell people drugs

― lag∞n, Thursday, September 26, 2019 11:48 PM bookmarkflaglink

lmao

build a better mouse trap etc

God that is a truth bomb and a half

is this thread gonna be like the other political threads where DJP and I try to save you straight white dudes from your howlings of doom

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, September 27, 2019 10:34 AM bookmarkflaglink

RIP DJP and ALS in a tragic self-bombing incident; howling in my beer here

journos shouting hype almost always translates to them being late to the party, and being convinced that if a band could get attention without them noticing, they must have been bamboozled by nefarious means

― Hmmmmm (jamiesummerz), Tuesday, October 15, 2019 9:58 AM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

You don't understand - Bamboozled By Nefarious Means is the name of my band

why'd you name yourself after that shitty frank zappa song

why would you want to talk about modular synths instead of just playing the modular synths. in an ideal world everyone everywhere on the gender spectrum would be playing modular synths together and never talking about them

― Lucky Pierre Delecto (crüt), Saturday, 26 October 2019 02:33 (yesterday) link

NO KIM NO DEAL

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain)

The self is lava; podcasts are the rocks we leap on to avoid contact. Actually listening to them is a bonus.

― Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering...save string (Chinaski), Thursday, December 5, 2019 3:16 AM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol that thread got kinda dark there for a minute