Real England

Trying to make Northampton seem interesting? Talk about Herculean tasks.

Nairn made bits of old Northampton seem interesting before they demolished them. but I've been to Sixfields twice and cannot remember anything about the place at all, other than it just seems like that nothingness of fields and the odd cluster of warehouses that you whizz past for hours between Birmingham and London on the train

Northampton is the most important place in the UK

Cobblers

Biggest market square in England IIRC? I like Northampton, the little shopping arcade Nairn liked is long gone but the centre of town's still largely the same I think.

That's the problem with horrible football grounds set in remote trading estates. It makes going on away sorties a much duller experience.

Northampton also being the most normal place itw helps disguise its charms

Yeah their old ground was right in where people lived, also one of those classics that shared a side with a cricket pitch I think. I've had some great times at Sixfields but god knows it's anonymous.

non-negligeable sinkhole count, google informs me

itt: ogmor unmasked as alan moore

has dom passantino been ruled out? :p

going to have to log off after that ethering

Sobbing defendant: I didn't mean to do it mate.

Magistrate: Don't call me 'mate'.

Defendant: I'm sorry, your Majesty.

— CourtNewsUK (@CourtNewsUK) September 25, 2019

:D

Goose smashes through taxi window https://t.co/RThaDIRumk pic.twitter.com/ouqUVi5S2J

— BBC Radio Nottingham (@BBCNottingham) October 1, 2019

HONK HONK

that is one horrible goose

real canada

Line of geese spotted waddling down university's road https://t.co/pMHZYFSJqI pic.twitter.com/vIDPsxzAKA

— BBC East Midlands (@bbcemt) October 2, 2019

That's Notts campus - there are *always* shitloads of geese there. Looks to me like they're heading to the English department under the clocktower... HONK.

People want Ansers

10/10

Guildford time!!!😎 pic.twitter.com/YEK8N1225b

— Luís Figo (@LuisFigo) October 5, 2019

Just a normal day in Guildford, someone walking up the High Street in a spacesuit, that's all.

omg

https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/live-luis-figo-guildford-football-17036897

Police have kettled a giant octopus on Whitehall and are marching it back to Trafalgar Square. pic.twitter.com/FX89oG8y53

— Liam O'Hare (@Liam_O_Hare) October 9, 2019

Watchmen: The Alternative Ending

why doesn't it just climb up the walls and over them?

a many-tentacled monster made almost entirely of suckers and an octopus

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/oct/09/coleen-rooney-accuses-rebekah-vardy-leaking-stories-sun

Lust. Passion. Tits... and the ultimate betrayal.
A tragic love story in four parts. pic.twitter.com/JuRslq7hPM

— Poppy® Watch (@giantpoppywatch) October 23, 2019

Lock thread.

dying

i just :O

Hahahaha

absolutely incredible

@giantpoppywatch's pinned tweet is also fantastic

ME REMEMBER FALLEN! pic.twitter.com/5bipVfUe99

— Poppy® Watch (@giantpoppywatch) November 7, 2016

this is what happens when you spend your life avoiding The One Show like tv herpes

ahahahaha

For many years there have been events held in our local area on Hallowe’en. We have participated each October, handing out sweets and other goodies to children when they knock at the door.

However, my children are now too old to go trick or treating and I don't feel like we should have to spend our money to pay for others.

I got into a heated argument with my neighbour about this, they say I am in the wrong as my children benefited for many years. Should I relent and take part in the festivities?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer-affairs/moral-money-kids-have-left-home-can-stop-wasting-cash-halloween/

Man 'tried to have sex with a pile of leaves' in a hotel car park https://t.co/YLTjF9oGEV

— Manchester News MEN (@MENnewsdesk) October 31, 2019

"Michael Golsorkhi was seen 'thrusting' with his trousers around his ankles in full view of families eating at a Beefeater pub in Stockport."

chefskiss.jpg

Getting his beef eaten

Beefeats, shoots, in leaves

lmao

Or "shoots in leaves."

A wonderful way to honour those who died protecting us from fascism. 👏 9/10 pic.twitter.com/mNbEZshC65

— Poppy® Watch (@giantpoppywatch) November 8, 2019

beautiful

3 LIONS REMEMBER

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bedminster-pub-you-wont-pint-2198290

yeah i feel like i probably wouldn't wander into the Three Lions by choice anyway