PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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Kwarteng is another one who's been found out - proving that having been at Eton and sounding like you've got a poker up your arse is not enough.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 20 September 2019 09:43 (four years ago) link

but i'll take it

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 09:44 (four years ago) link

Eton, Cambridge and Harvard and he doesn't seem to even know how to use the word "summary", or, for that matter, it's meaning?

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:01 (four years ago) link

The skill there, and it is a an important one to master if you want to be in this gov, is sayong he was surprised that tories could be Islamaphobes without throwing his hands up and going "well, of course they're fucking Islamaphobes, have you ever been to a party meeting, fucks sake..."

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:04 (four years ago) link

The comments under that tweet are beyond satire.

Unless you're planning to blow planes out of the sky, then I have no interest in you.

— wend (@wendypeg6) September 20, 2019

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:07 (four years ago) link

I don’t know whether Kwasi is still in a relationship with Amber Rudd, but he definitely was at one point.

coup de twat (suzy), Friday, 20 September 2019 10:07 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE1PMl_WkAENiw7.jpg

what's on the far left guy's ipod

ogmor, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:07 (four years ago) link

he doesn't look far left to me

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 10:08 (four years ago) link

Sometimes I wonder if the greatest gift to world peace would be a cure for male-pattern baldness.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link

Apparently it's Sir Mark Alexander Popham Carleton-Smith who is a member of the Chelsea Arts Club.

https://img.youtube.com/vi/M84iALuCgQI/mqdefault.jpg

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:26 (four years ago) link

Presumably doing his hilarious impression of Corporal Jones.

Ned Trifle X, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:30 (four years ago) link

hang on. what was "BRIXTON ENDEAVOURS LIMITED", which changed its name to "Centre for Countering Digital Hate" in August 2019? pic.twitter.com/70WbXZDXR3

— 📻 Planxty Art Bell (@nailheadparty) September 19, 2019

ogmor, Friday, 20 September 2019 10:46 (four years ago) link

daniel sturridge has gone to brixton

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 20 September 2019 10:57 (four years ago) link

Pretty big protest for St. Andrews today: mostly school kids rather than the students, but they looked well prepared and organised. I didn’t join them because I’d just got a pint and a dram, to my shame.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 20 September 2019 11:05 (four years ago) link

Sometimes a dram is needed more than a bit of the old drama

calzino, Friday, 20 September 2019 11:11 (four years ago) link

^^^ trenchant social commentary

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 20 September 2019 11:13 (four years ago) link

Climate strike protest happening everywhere today. Is that what St Andrews protest ties in to?

Stevolende, Friday, 20 September 2019 11:19 (four years ago) link

Yes, it was just a part of that, I was just impressed by them, as someone who had the protest kicked out of him by the Iraqi war. One thing protests are useful for is that they stop you feeling so alone and powerless. I hope that these kids will get something out of it, and carry it on to their adulthood.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 20 September 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link

The folks with the loudspeakers, and the ostensible leaders, were all school kids.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 20 September 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link

properly big protest streaming through glasgow city centre rn

heard about you (||||||||), Friday, 20 September 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link

Local one had a good turn out too.

Stevolende, Friday, 20 September 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link

THREAD: The Thick of It characters, where are they now?

(credit to @felix_light for some of these)

— David 🏄‍♂️ (@dmk1793) September 20, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 20 September 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link

I'm not sure I buy Terri as FBPE but otherwise OTM.

Matt DC, Friday, 20 September 2019 17:04 (four years ago) link

Terri seems more like a decided-on-the-day 'it'll be fine, my parents went through far worse' Leaver if not Lexiter imo

nashwan, Friday, 20 September 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

I fully buy her as fbpe. Thinks of herself as nice and socially liberal, actually not so much in reality (see: her treatment of Robyn), loves the twee pastel aesthetic (wants to spend her redundancy on a tea shop in some deprived town), thinks of herself as loftily apolitical and doesn’t seem to have any particularly strong views on politics - def the type to be a radicalised remainer.

gyac, Friday, 20 September 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

My main gripe with that thread is WHERE IS JAMIE

gyac, Friday, 20 September 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

Fucking hell, was this real?!

Remember when Nick Hewer stared in a show called “We All Pay Your Benefits” where they made middle class people follow people on welfare around a supermarket putting back food from their trolleys that was “too much of a luxury” for them? lmao https://t.co/wpUglyJGZz

— Payton the Sewer (@ShartiTheClown) September 19, 2019

gyac, Friday, 20 September 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2gd4p6

anybody already on the point of running into the street and starting a class war might wanna skip this

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

Good work, Agent Corbyn. https://t.co/vxahEEyvtZ

— Jo Swinson (@joswinson) September 20, 2019

big words for someone who’s going to lose to the SNP again

gyac, Friday, 20 September 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

Love too add to the discourse by tipping a wink to the tabloid smearing of Corbyn as an enemy of the state, the rationale of which makes him a legitimate target to the fash & sympathisers.

gyac, Friday, 20 September 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

finally some good news

BREAKING: Labour NEC passed a motion tonight put forward by Jon Lansman to abolish the post of Deputy Leader - i.e. Tom Watson’s role.

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) September 20, 2019

heard about you (||||||||), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

rip big man who used to be a bigger man, heaven needed your nazi gold

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

Damn, who is going to bust a lid on deep state paedo rings and fight for the rights of nazi s+m dungeons now?

calzino, Friday, 20 September 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

Colossal shirt from Barry G
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EE6gMcpXoAEs1IP?format=jpg&name=large

gyac, Friday, 20 September 2019 20:16 (four years ago) link

I'd wear that

calzino, Friday, 20 September 2019 20:21 (four years ago) link

very british (scottish) teeth

heard about you (||||||||), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

Real Scotland

heard about you (||||||||), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:27 (four years ago) link

izzat Ricky Gervais between dye jobs

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Friday, 20 September 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

Speaking as a completely neutral politics junkie, here's me reacting to the Tom Watson news: pic.twitter.com/rGCRGLEa0M

— I (@trevorbastard) September 20, 2019

calzino, Friday, 20 September 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

oh ffs! naturally the first person the beeb is talking to is fucking Streeting

calzino, Friday, 20 September 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link

fuck your "doorstep test" you fucking worthless melt!

calzino, Friday, 20 September 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link

is the doorstep test

"has person X on the doorstep heard of tom watson?" no
"does person X on the doorstep care about this inside baseball nonsense?" also no

heard about you (||||||||), Friday, 20 September 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

he made his position untenable with an election coming up. best news in years is this.

calzino, Friday, 20 September 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link

I mean, if they really wanted to whack him, they’d mention his part in the ‘Nick’ case.

coup de twat (suzy), Friday, 20 September 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link

Michael Dugher strikes again. pic.twitter.com/2q3Di5ATq4

— Anthony (@AntOH1988) September 20, 2019

calzino, Friday, 20 September 2019 22:08 (four years ago) link

Tom Watson: “I got a text message in a Chinese restaurant saying they were abolishing me.
It’s a straight sectarian attack on a broad church party. It’s turning us into an institution where pluralism isn’t tolerated.” #today

— Kevin Schofield (@PolhomeEditor) September 21, 2019

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 21 September 2019 07:42 (four years ago) link

have you tried talking about it to someone other than the press, tom?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 21 September 2019 08:08 (four years ago) link

Some extraordinary passages in Cameron’s book. Imagine the cringe factor of this: he tried to deliver a presentation to Angela Merkel in German, despite the fact that he could "barely speak a word of the language". pic.twitter.com/qzd2rbpqLa

— Property Spotter (@PropertySpot) September 20, 2019

gyac, Saturday, 21 September 2019 08:30 (four years ago) link

I assume it went something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_4XmY0CXxQ

pomenitul, Saturday, 21 September 2019 08:33 (four years ago) link

Oh my Gooooooood

Cameron was perplexed that other EU countries saw a distinction between free movement as a function of EU citizenship and immigration. pic.twitter.com/r6kzzKYsUA

— Property Spotter (@PropertySpot) September 20, 2019

gyac, Saturday, 21 September 2019 08:37 (four years ago) link


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