Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

Arlen Roth of "Hot Pickups" fame is playing in Marlboro NY this weekend and I'm kind of tempted to go

Keepin it real

https://static.metacritic.com/images/products/music/2/8c032363dc414a84da4168408416d0bf-98.jpg

yeah I definitely thought of this thread when I saw it

Liam, shit as ever.

... that's the next album btw.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81p5Ay55qhL._SS500_.jpg

Ross Ryan - One Person Queue

https://www.justfortherecord.co.nz/assets/Images/Albums/Stu_and_the_Lads_522522cc9681e.jpg

Stu & The Lads - Nice One Stu

perfect one Stu

https://d063e17xn2-flywheel.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/190295408374.jpg

stu + the lads is awesome. i can just hear the convo leading up to that photo shoot.

"no, i'm COVERED in it."

https://media.pitchfork.com/photos/5d8a273a7610040009f91e7e/1:1/w_320/teganandsara_justlikeu.jpeg

Tegan & Sara: Hey, I'm Just Like You

https://aquariumdrunkard.com/_newness/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/P1130919-copie-2.jpeg

John Scoggins: Pressed For Time

^cover should be a graphic of him being fed into a juicer, with little clock faces falling out the other end

That would be the Yawnsomely Literal album cover thread.

is he playing, fully clothed, to an audience of nudists? is that the joke?

he's playing at MIDSOMMAR and is about to be pressed into a bear suit

not soon enough AMIRITE

I see jeans in there, maybe something to do with a Polaroid photo?

Googled it to read the cover writing for more clues (which is not part of the LP design) and found this.

https://aquariumdrunkard.com/2017/03/14/john-scoggins-pressed-for-time/

"The existence of the ‘tax scam’ LP is one of the stranger tales of the 1970s record business. In short, crooked label heads would press up demos of unsigned artists, outtakes from known artists, and other various ephemera in limited quantities that were thrown out into the market with zero promotion — all based on the hopes of commercial failure and the ability for the ‘label’ to write off the failure as a loss.

John Scoggins’ Pressed For Time is one such record..."

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Ramsey_Lewis-_The_Piano_Player.jpg

sorry; was looking for ramsey lewis the life insurance salesman's album.

did this get posted yet?

Michael Nesmith ‎– Pretty Much Your Standard Ranch Stash (1973)
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Nesmith_Pretty_Much.jpg

Liam Gallagher - Why Me? Why Not. (2019)

One Person Queue? Is that what happened at the record store the day it came out?

BUUUUUURRRRRN

The new Liam Gallagher album. Also, Juggalos.

haaa

that Nez one is a good pick btw!

guy from one of those Britpop bands (Blur?) has an about called "Why Me? Why Not?" Surprised no one has posted.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/FairportExpletive.jpg
Fairport Convention - 'Expletive Delighted'

i can't believe the first eggs over easy album is on this thread but not this:

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a4254986960_16.jpg

Amazingly I don't think that's been on here before!

I've Got My Own Albumen To Do

oof (oeuf)

Those eggs are sunny side up, not over easy.

lolllllll at Fear of Frying

at least they didn't call it Unidentifried Frying Omelettes or similar

that's one of the best made-up ones i've seen in this thread

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/513lNQVeUeL._SY355_.jpg

Austin Delone - Delone At Last

keyboard player in eggs over easy btw

At last an answer to the question 'what rhymes with orange'!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51PEU0k6cbL._SR600%2C315_PIWhiteStrip%2CBottomLeft%2C0%2C35_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

Kirk Lorange - No Apostrophe

https://img.discogs.com/yc8nh5pUHpm98_6ERIMt6_1sIr8=/fit-in/600x597/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-4619463-1478106495-4504.jpeg.jpg

excellent

haha I was gonna post the one with the feet on it to the literal album covers thread

they've got some other goodies

https://img.discogs.com/9QNbLbSdgeb-N_AvL-5qE8kyCAk=/fit-in/600x600/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-2788195-1301088387.jpeg.jpg

I can parse everything in that image except the bandanna on the toe.

TV test pattern is visually quite incredible

I can parse everything in that image except the bandanna on the toe.

Maybe it's a Jimmy Buffet reference ("stepped on a pop top..."

I see that test pattern as a mid-70s variety show!

https://img.discogs.com/R2FaTiSwlG59ds4lQHgjka3ahqU=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/R-1100036-1305387001.jpeg.jpg

Junkyard Dog ****

https://zokyat.files.wordpress.com/2017/06/jonathan-cain-piano-with-a-view-1995.jpg?w=584

Jonathan Cain: Piano With A View

https://images.genius.com/536c8d6134d025b74f19662078108e52.939x939x1.jpg

Gang Starr: One of The Best Yet