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oh no they di'nt

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:31 (one month ago) link

ok that's about as much use as their other lists, just let me know together a poll with 15 CoD's and a fictional Gaz Coombes walking sim

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:34 (one month ago) link

any best-of list that isn't just dark souls 50 times can gtfo

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:34 (one month ago) link

The only 3D Super Mario on the list was Odyssey -> into the bin.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:40 (one month ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/games/2019/sep/19/50-best-video-games-of-the-21st-century

Very corporate, with few indie games or commercial failures. no visual novels or graphic adventures. no games originating on phones or handhelds. some games for meatheads like gears 2.
strange to include a screenshot of wii sports's golf, the worst game on that disc.

wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:46 (one month ago) link

i just got radge at the insanely low placement of Katamari, especially seeing as it was below the obligatory hat tips to Ico and Shadow of the MAYBE PUT SOME GAMEPLAY IN THERE EH LADS?

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:49 (one month ago) link

no Untitled Goose Game, no credibility

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:53 (one month ago) link

don't, i'm gonna stop up all night until it drops

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:57 (one month ago) link

9am tomorrow bruh

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:57 (one month ago) link

i am v much on it

also really clever putting the two worst GTA games of the 21st century in there and leaving out the great one

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:58 (one month ago) link

yeah chinatown wars ruled

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 September 2019 14:59 (one month ago) link

just realised no Personas either jesus y'know i don't care what these doofuses think about albums by bands but this is just unforgiveable shit

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:02 (one month ago) link

Only a developer with Rockstar’s extremely deep pockets and fanatical attention to detail could have made something like this, a re-creation of turn-of-the-20th-century US so lifelike that it is at times difficult to believe.

I was there

L'assie (Euler), Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:05 (one month ago) link

there's a few good games on there

ciderpress, Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:09 (one month ago) link

no there all bad

heard about you (||||||||), Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:10 (one month ago) link

so glad to see I'm not the only ILXor enormously psyched for Untitled Goose Game

haven't decided whether to get it ASAP or wait until Steam release though

a passing spacecadet, Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:12 (one month ago) link

i only found out about it today on the switch thread and i'm already more excited about it than i've been about a game for as long as i can remember

i can only hope that honking simulator becomes a thriving subgenre

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:15 (one month ago) link

didn't realise it wasn't Steam straight away :/

see how it looks in the morning, i really wanna get my honk on

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:16 (one month ago) link

i haven't played any games in idk 4+ years but this looks amazing.

The Pingularity (ledge), Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:23 (one month ago) link

no jrpgs at all, katamari and the double-up of ico/colossus as the only non-"AAA" japanese games

cave story is a massive omission if you're picking for cultural impact which they seem to be

ciderpress, Thursday, 19 September 2019 15:25 (one month ago) link

i read it from the top:

good #1

witcher 3 absurdly high, suffers from map icon metastasis

halo mostly important for its innovations and its innovations are mostly "oh thank god they put in another stick now we can make a console fps"

bioshock just a lil too high, endgame is worse than system shock 2's

skyrim should be morrowind but that's okay of course

WoW prob too low tbh! i'd put it in the top 5 just for impact

resident evil 4 is peculiarly overrated and has been since release. sometimes people tell me it's their favorite game of all time; idgi. it's fun. it's got atmosphere. it's got a lake monster. it's got cramped lil maps pretending to be wide-open maps and you have to wander around them in circles a lot. have you played undying. have you played the resident evil 4 level of half-life 2. okay well i know you've played silent hill!

uncharted blah

not putting the sims in the top 10 is prob sexist

TWO GTAS AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE SAN ANDREAS AND ALSO YOU COULDN'T PUT MORROWIND ON?

majora's mask too low, an eerie masterpiece with some of the most punishing dungeons in zelda (not saying a whole lot admittedly)

haven't played the last of us because i object to games where you have to take care of spunky lil girls by (i'm imagining here) rescuing them from quicktime events, like having the developers on their knees just beseeching me to feel emotions

ico's prob good tho lol (bioshock infinite is not)

deus ex is at #29 of the century when obviously it should be #1 of all time. we'll move on

i thought josh in chicago's recent slightly disappointed frustration with shadow of the colossus was pretty otm

modern warfare okay whatever. i wonder if unreal tournament 2004 will make it, just kidding no i don't

arkham asylum: never got into this but played it enough to be able to recognize its excellent control system in pretty much every game that's been made since, so thanks for raising the bar

rest of this just kind of a random mush, katamari obv too low. surprised there's no token paradox game (mine is victoria 2) but i guess it's pretty overwhelmingly (wait... exclusively?) console action.

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 19 September 2019 16:42 (one month ago) link

p sure last of us has no QTEs. i know what you mean about the setup - and cmon, zombie survival horror? - but it's a tremendous game

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 19 September 2019 16:58 (one month ago) link

9am tomorrow bruh

9am PST :(

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 08:29 (one month ago) link

*dejected honk*

TWO GTAS AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE SAN ANDREAS

yeah this is def the biggest crime, san andreas is easily the best gta - perfectly balanced the sandbox and rpg elements across a colossal map packed with fun things to do

fuck a toy airplane level tho obv

GTA: SA is one of the greatest games of all time full stop

IV and V very much are not

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 08:37 (one month ago) link

few better moments in gaming than tanking your stolen airplane down the runway at San Fierro airport straight into the sunrise with "Freebird" playing on the radio

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 08:39 (one month ago) link

V owns imo

heard about you (||||||||), Friday, 20 September 2019 08:44 (one month ago) link

full disclosure: i've not played much because it crashes on my PS3 but i used to listen to my son playing it a lot and it was just like being screamed at for hours by some cunt who'd read the Wiki summaries of Breaking Bad, no wit, no joy, no fun

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 08:47 (one month ago) link

Retaking that one territory in SA which was like 2 steps wide by 8 long wasn't fun - but even just having "retake all your territories by hand" as a plot point more than makes up for it.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 20 September 2019 08:50 (one month ago) link

(I will rep for GTAIII, but I'm aware I'm on my own there)

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 20 September 2019 08:50 (one month ago) link

nah i like all the versions of 3 tbf, just SA spoiled us forever

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 08:52 (one month ago) link

i dunno if i'd want to replay much of it again tbh but iii remains one of the few genuinely revelatory gaming experiences i've ever had

I have fond memories of IV because it was the first one that looked absolutely gorgeous, the streets shining in the sun after a rain shower. Also I spent far longer than I should have done grinding multiplayer to get a silver medal.

The Pingularity (ledge), Friday, 20 September 2019 08:54 (one month ago) link

iv looked amazing but niko moved like he weighed 3000lbs

even a bad GTA is GTA so i've put plenty of hours in on IV but half those hours felt like wandering around in the prettiness looking for something fun to do

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 09:02 (one month ago) link

tbf GTA2 is probably the worst but i gave up on that after about an hour

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 09:03 (one month ago) link

9am PST :(

goose game is 9am PST (5pm BST?) on Epic but the Switch version is 9am in your region, so someone has it on twitch already

he's having fun but I guess it's more fun to play than to watch someone wander around in and I didn't want to see how to do all the things in the training area so I stopped watching for now

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 20 September 2019 09:04 (one month ago) link

yeah i have no Switch :/

i stopped watching the trailers quite quickly cos they felt too spoilery

a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 09:08 (one month ago) link

after work I'm gonna party like a horrible goose on switch

sorta curious about dipping into another gta, have only played bits of vice city & IV (hated the latter because it was so dreary). but the things i want to do are ignoble & probably I am better off just being a horrible goose instead

L'assie (Euler), Friday, 20 September 2019 09:12 (one month ago) link

I was just in Curry's and resisted the urge to buy a Switch just to be a horrible goose 3 hours earlier

a 9am PC release would have been perfect, I have the day off as leave but also have a cold so feel slightly cheated, a snuffly day on the sofa being a goose would've been a good compromise

(on the plus side I've pleaded too sick for German class this evening, which frees up the evening for some goose-ing, unless I baulk in horror at the price or the Epic Games t&c and wait for Steam after all)

I finally read that Guardian list and it mainly just made me feel old because I've not played that many of the games on it and also is Skyrim really 8 years old already? oof

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 20 September 2019 13:06 (one month ago) link

(answer courtesy of wikipedia: no, but it will be 8 years old in 7.5 weeks' time)

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 20 September 2019 13:10 (one month ago) link

(I will rep for GTAIII, but I'm aware I'm on my own there)

Not at all, I rate the 3-D big-ticket GTAs like so: 5 > 3 > SA > 4 > VC

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 20 September 2019 13:24 (one month ago) link

ya 5 is good

heard about you (||||||||), Friday, 20 September 2019 13:26 (one month ago) link

I'm a really big fan of the GTA3 soundtrack tbh. I kind of preferred when it was all unique music! It created the world more effectively, as nice as it was to speed down the highway and have "Music Sounds Better With You" come on just as the sun rose

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 20 September 2019 13:33 (one month ago) link

A friend of mine was crashing at somebody's house when GTA3 was in development, and randomly improvised some vocals for him and the results became "Stripe Summer". I love that song! Good project name, too: Dil-Don't. Ha

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 20 September 2019 13:37 (one month ago) link

<3 ha that song invented chillwave (maybe)

a passing spacecadet, Friday, 20 September 2019 13:46 (one month ago) link

Guessing the goose game which is untitled might be £20 in which case I dunno on the one hand I drink thru that in a couple of hours on the other hand that's why I need to think twice about reining in my spending

Fox Pithole Britain (Noodle Vague), Friday, 20 September 2019 13:55 (one month ago) link

xp Quite possibly! It's such a great song! I get songs from that soundtrack in my head all the time. Also, when the radio host Lazlow grills Fernando. "Where are you from?" "I am... Latin."

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 20 September 2019 13:56 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.wired.com/story/ripper/

Nhex, Sunday, 13 October 2019 08:04 (one month ago) link


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