Only Spurs rush in: it's the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2018/2019 thread

Most of them haven't played more than two games because Poch spent the first month of the season being pissy.

i agree with u poch out

kane having a good ole whinge at lamela beating three men and having a shot

kane hasnt lifted his arse to fart all night, have a word

He should have squared it though, the apparent inability of any of our players to pass to Kane when he's in a good position is going to fuck us.

That and all the other things.

lamela looked as sustained-period good since he come on as i can recall in his entire spurs career

we should not be making these guys look so useful

still quite optimistic for a winner here because this lot are shite

LOL Real 2-0 down at home to Bruges.

Was coming here to post that! Two ridiculous goals, too.

Anyone want to start a new thread?

Courtois given the hook at half time.

Zidane took off Courtois at half time o_O xp

Harsh imo

Oooffff almost a hat trick :D

Questionable 1-2 imo

Heartbreaking

"Clumsy" from Aurier there

Trust Aurier to fuck up jumping over a player and manage to stamp on their leg with both feet instead.

Third time's the charm

Lovely lovely Son.

Yeah maybe defend

such a privilege to see world cup winning keepers in their prime

Who cares about defending with Sissoko turning into Pirlo before our eyes?

lol got a shit stream for the second half, hiccuped right at kickoff, we concede, fuck this lot of clowns, im out

Good timing to peace out. It’s a rout.

so lloris is now just paul robinson but with the odd save now

arah look nobody actually defends anymore, quick give poch another 5m a year before someone steals him

Uhm where's the defense guys

VAR is such a sham

look VAR is random ppl need to accept it

it's not random

it's designed to protect the refs

love to concede four from seven on target at home against 50% possession, nothing wrong with that defensive line at all

Five from eight.

Ouch.

I preferred it when Gnabry was just some Wenger Carabao squad loser.

I was going to say, didn't he used to play for... then thought better of it.

Oh dear.

Haha.

Lol Bayern scored two in the time it took me to go to the bathroom and clean my teeth

are tottenham still a big club

At this rate they'll double the number of goals we've conceded at this stadium in one night.

lolz

ah no srsly look when glc is fit our defence will just work poch in, throw another 5m at him actually, that will make the players try harder which is all thats wrong

Oh and another one while I was posting about it :O

This is worse than Celtic in the Champions League.

I was about to say you aren’t brushing long enough if they only scored two.

no listen the instructions are clear now is the time to be so so certain that the enerheehaaw is eneheehaww heeeeehaaawwwa

We just gave up. Something must be wrong in the dressing room.

Lol, shambles. BBC all sorts of confused:

A night to forget

Tottenham 2-7 Dinamo Zagreb

Ouch.

that defensive set up must destroy vertonghen, alderweireld and lloris tbf.

from a tight knit unit with that sweeper role for lloris and a brief to play themselves, theyre now this "deal with everything" panacea and the sweeper is now a farcical false 6.

its a complete cop out from pochettino to continue with this failed tactic that suits none of our players and if he doesnt unbend his neck hes gone by brexit.

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Mike: Serge Gnabry may be able to score a hat-trick in the CL but he's still not good enough to play for West Brom who are currently losing to Leeds.

You simply love to see it <3

last few weeks have probably been useful in making the fact that we're at least as long-term fucked as Arsenal or Man U into something like a mainstream opinion