Yarram Herd Services Committee vice chairman Aaron Thomas said the loss of 100 cryogenic cylinders of cattle semen will be a "huge blow" for the farmers.
i have questions about australian farmers' bull-milking methods
― Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link
reminds me, what do you call a field full of masturbating cows?
― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link
beef stroganoff
lol
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link
This wearable chair could change how we work and travel pic.twitter.com/KO8QoUcrut— Tech Insider (@techinsider) September 18, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link
i dunno man for a music festival i might be willing to suffer the indignity
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
Not sure why that video is 3 minutes long.
Man gets on bus, but can't use the bus seats because he has tech equiv of a shooting stick strapped to his arse.
― koogs, Thursday, 19 September 2019 04:13 (four years ago) link
man is used to have chair strapped to his legs, sits down while not wearing them, breaks his assbone, sues, profit.
― StanM, Thursday, 19 September 2019 04:51 (four years ago) link
can't wait until businesses require employees to bring their own chairs to work
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 September 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
Kids having to bring their own chairs to school - can see that happening under a Tory government <----- trenchant social commentary
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 September 2019 13:43 (four years ago) link
https://slate.com/technology/2019/09/the-infinite-scream-twitter-account-stopped-screaming-to-talk-impeachment.html
― wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 26 September 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link
No ice. No stirrer. No glass. We're redefining how whisky can be enjoyed. Introducing The Glenlivet Capsule Collection #noglassrequired pic.twitter.com/F4MGErsfZM— The Glenlivet (@TheGlenlivet) October 2, 2019
― silverfish, Saturday, 5 October 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link
Justin Bieber defends buying designer kittenshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-49944571
"Justin Bieber has told animal rights group Peta to "suck it" after it criticised him for buying designer kittens rather than re-homing cats from a shelter. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the singer spent $35,000 (£28,000) on a pair of Savannah cats named Sushi and Tuna. ...
Sushi and Tuna are not the Canadian star's first exotic pets. In 2013 Justin was given a Capuchin monkey called OG Mally, which he tried to take on tour to Germany. The monkey was confiscated from him and donated to a German zoo."
I learn from another report that Bieber's monkey hasn't fared very well in the Zoo. "He still has issues speaking the Capuchin language. He still tries to imitate human speech. He sometimes makes weird scratchy sounds which are not typical for Capuchins. That’s why we think he still tries to talk to humans. ... he was taken away from his mother and natural family way too early. He did not learn to be a monkey."
You know, that raises a question. What if Superman's capsule had landed in the jungles of Paraguay, and he had been raised by capuchin monkeys instead of Ma and Pa Kent? He would be Tarzan, but with extraordinary powers. Instead of fighting General Zod he probably wouldn't give a toss about him - what would he care if the human race is enslaved by a bunch of Kryptonian fascists? - unless of course they tried to cut down the jungles, in which case he would be very upset.
Could Superman breed with monkeys? I know there's a comic where Superman landed in the Soviet Union - Superman: Red Son - but what if he landed in the jungle? What if he landed in the oceans, and was raised by dolphins? What if his capsule crashed into Jupiter instead and he was raised by space whales or floating gas creatures? The mind boggles.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 5 October 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link
xp finally, a whiskey pod to entice the future drinker who used to make tide pod memes
― mh, Saturday, 5 October 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
Sarah YorkGuys I don’t know how to tell you this. Teens are gonna put these in their butts.Local IdiotTeens? I'm 37.
― StanM, Saturday, 5 October 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
mmm lukewarm whiskey with gelatin
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
seaweed based rather than gelatin, i thought, assuming they are the same as the capsules they handed out during the marathon.
but you've still got a mouth full of seaweed and whisky.
( https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/london-marathon-edible-water-bottle-capsules-a8889796.html )
― koogs, Saturday, 5 October 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/oct/21/drill-rapper-rico-racks-jailed-and-banned-from-rapping-certain-words
As part of his sentence, he was given a criminal behaviour order for five years. It prevents him from rapping words such as bandoe (a house used for drug dealing and consumption), trapping (dealing), and connect (a drugs contact). He is also banned from saying whipping, a slang term used for driving that has also been used to refer to drug preparation.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 08:53 (four years ago) link
New York arm-wrestling legend and his mom arrested for selling ‘Apricots From God’ as bogus cancer cure. https://t.co/pwy2h39FMo— Jeanne Whalen (@JeanneWhalen) October 24, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 October 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
Is...is everyone at The Athletic OK? Correct me if I’m wrong but it appears they have sent someone to Ireland to talk to someone who can’t remember taking a throw in. At what point do we stage an intervention? pic.twitter.com/40QMRRCPNn— Daley (@DaleyAFC) October 24, 2019
actual piece is paywalled but these excerpts are certainly tantalising
― wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 24 November 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link
Guy makes dating app that features just one guy -- himself
― Lee626, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 10:20 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/CGpdynW.jpg
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link
I'm the assistant manager of my regional bathroom
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link
Angry Mob Of Lawyers Attacks Hospital, Causing Deaths Of 3 Patients
Members of the mob, dressed primarily in dark suits, white shirts and black ties, and armed with sticks, beat hospital employees, damaged hospital equipment and smashed the doors of emergency theaters. Some fired gunshots, torched hospital and police vehicles and blocked the entry of arriving ambulances.
― полезный инструмент (Sanpaku), Thursday, 12 December 2019 06:07 (four years ago) link
Cripes
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 12 December 2019 07:33 (four years ago) link
Conservative radio host wishes for a ‘nice school shooting’ to distract from impeachment
― silverfish, Thursday, 19 December 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link
“Given the history of school violence that has plagued our community, 710 KNUS confirms that an inappropriate comment was made on the Chuck & Julie show by co-host Chuck Bonniwell,” the station said Wednesday evening. “A programming decision was made to end the program immediately.”The Colorado Times Recorder was the first to report Bonniwell’s remark.KNUS said it will fill the newly empty time slot with former Trump administration official Sebastian Gorka’s “America First” show.The station is in the middle of an internal investigation over social media posts made on the Russian social media site VK. A user on that site with the same name as a KNUS producer, Kirk Widlund, posted pro-Nazi material that was uncovered by a local antifascist group.Widlund has denied ever using the site. KNUS manager Brian Taylor declined to comment on the matter to TPM last Friday.
The Colorado Times Recorder was the first to report Bonniwell’s remark.
KNUS said it will fill the newly empty time slot with former Trump administration official Sebastian Gorka’s “America First” show.
The station is in the middle of an internal investigation over social media posts made on the Russian social media site VK. A user on that site with the same name as a KNUS producer, Kirk Widlund, posted pro-Nazi material that was uncovered by a local antifascist group.
Widlund has denied ever using the site. KNUS manager Brian Taylor declined to comment on the matter to TPM last Friday.
― Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 December 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link
cool then
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 19 December 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link
no knus is good knus
― mookieproof, Thursday, 19 December 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
Prominent lawyer Jolyon Maugham clubs fox to death while wearing kimono
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 December 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link
Flat Earth FC: the football club who represent a conspiracy theory
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 11:24 (four years ago) link
https://preview.redd.it/uzpb2xho16231.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=e26812c9bd3990e62eb0a0635f266692bd3bc573
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 11:28 (four years ago) link
NASA FIXES MARS LANDER BY TELLING IT TO HIT ITSELF WITH A SHOVELhttps://futurism.com/the-byte/nasa-mars-lander-hit-itself-shovel
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 21 March 2020 07:06 (four years ago) link
Lol literally the most Jared Leto thing ever: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/jared-leto-emerges-12-day-meditation-retreat-find-mind-blowing-coronavirus-pandemic-1285065
― Roz, Sunday, 22 March 2020 12:59 (four years ago) link
That’s kind of an ethical dilemma for the meditation guide leader! Do you break the silence, several days in, to let the participants know?(imo YES of course you do)
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:22 (four years ago) link
Was it Big Brother in Germany that didn't tell them? Is that still the case? They may be the safest people on the planet.
― koogs, Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:56 (four years ago) link
they told them
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/03/17/arts/17virus-bigbrother1/17virus-bigbrother1-jumbo.jpg
― Number None, Sunday, 22 March 2020 14:59 (four years ago) link
Ha I remember USA Big Brother when 9/11 happened
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 19:46 (four years ago) link
I think they only decided to tell them because one of contestants relatives died
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link
Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device https://t.co/wNZ8bWV3hA— Guardian Australia (@GuardianAus) March 30, 2020
― koogs, Monday, 30 March 2020 15:33 (four years ago) link
lol even that picture looks like an Onion stock photo
― Roz, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 03:17 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3fclv8u.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 04:01 (four years ago) link
https://ny.eater.com/2020/3/31/21200948/ardyn-doomsday-dinner-party-coronavirus-nyc
Ardyn’s menu of Japanese hamachi, wagyu ribeye steak, and heritage chicken for $150 to $165 per person with a minimum four-person order, delivered to diners while wearing bunny masks.The catch: Customers must then finishing cooking — and assemble, however artfully they can — the meals themselves in their own homes.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
sure
― silby, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
Purge, party of four.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 21:02 (four years ago) link
ITT shit that looks like an Onion article and really is:
https://local.theonion.com/man-just-buying-one-of-every-cleaning-product-in-case-t-1842493766
― the grateful dead can dance (anagram), Friday, 24 April 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
haha!
― kinder, Friday, 24 April 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
https://variety.com/2020/film/news/tom-hanks-coronavirus-blood-research-vaccine-1234589978/
― Roz, Sunday, 26 April 2020 05:53 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJMEPHNjHE0
― anatomy of a buttless wonder (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
in other news, the world's last surviving "inside edition" tv show is surviving covid-19! we'll show you how, on tonight's "inside edition"
― Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 April 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link