Jo Swinson walking off stage to Spice Up Your Life is a power move. #LDConf— ems đ (@helloitsems) September 17, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link
tfw the bar for a future prime minister is set at 'is capable of walking around onstage'
― donât bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link
I have realized I have completely forgotten why he is trying to prorogue parliament. I thought it was to stop the bill thats already passed. Maybe I didn't know in the first place
― anvil, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link
xp the winning aesthetic and crushing banality of your average Ted Talk
― gyac, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link
capable of walking around onstage
What about lamely shimmying to 'Dancing Queen'?
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:41 (four years ago) link
Swinson descending the stage to Spice up your life.
"Yellow men in Timbuktu" is it
― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
Tim Farron loved the walk and talk as well, jshttps://youtu.be/kVO_H9K2eTg
― gyac, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link
xp music video that looks like a horrendous corporate dystopia, v on brand
― gyac, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link
xy's midnight runner
My liege
*bows*
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link
Darragh - let me apologise to all the wrong I did to you.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link
i need to hear it in both the eu and the irish threads for it to mean anything tbh
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link
Harsh
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
Mark Francois: "If we don't leave on 31 Oct, this country is going to explode".
evenbiggerthumbsup.jpg
― nashwan, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
Literally.
― Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link
big day for People Having To Listen To Mark Francois pic.twitter.com/99mMSqa6lX— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) September 17, 2019
(shhh)
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link
Lol, just like when march 31st came and went huh. Raging brexiters causing chaos with rioting and civil disobedience is the paperest of tigers. Not going to happen.
― Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link
Are they just pretending that the Parliamentary extension ruling didn't happen?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link
― gyac, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link
I legit unsubscribed to a podcast cos they featured her and her poxy book. Itâs a delicate peace, Andrew!
― gyac, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link
Re comment upthread about Swinson giving HR manager vibe, this:
Leader of the Liberal Democrats @joswinson caught up with new Lib Dem MP @lucianaberger at Conference earlier today đđ #LDConf pic.twitter.com/DHqYEidTI5— Liberal Democrats (@LibDems) September 16, 2019
― gyac, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link
she has big bake off energy
― prorogue mahone (||||||||), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link
In France, there's this thing called the 'Villejuif Scale', a cringe-o-metre whose highest score (10) is based on a video of two actors who were tasked with singing in character at a Carrefour in Villejuif, to celebrate the supermarket's 50th anniversary:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEM0r0t88Mg
So on the Villejuif Scale, I'd say that video is a 6.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link
Lol, just like when march 31st came and went huh.
how soon we forget
― conrad, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:15 (four years ago) link
Ugh, every move Swinson makes is just cringe, really puts the dumb in East Dumbartonshire.
― coup de twat (suzy), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link
I once did some substitute work in an English school where we had to make a speech to the students who were leaving each Friday to discuss their learning journey in front of the whole school and it was utterly mortifying, that video has the exact vibe and I find it impossible to watch.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
Oddest thing about that LD vid with Swinson & Berger is that it has fake crowd hubbub dubbed onto it. There are cuts in the video. But the background rhubarb-rhubarb is continuous.
Cut at 35ish seconds. Lucian as mouth goes from open to closed (with smile coming back) from closeup to Mid Shot.
― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link
xp feel like youâd like the Tom Brake video even less
― gyac, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
sorry not to let sleeping dogs lie from earlier today but
Daniel - Greece had its elected government fucked over by the EU and it was the biggest example. Yes I know it was all linked with much of southern Europe.Yeah, well, the fact that Greece was a) the most dramatic example and therefore b) the one where the EU acted the harshest imo makes it the least representative of how the EU actually operates and as such looking at how things went down in states where its pressures were more subtle and/or propped up by compliant govts (or, in Portugal's case, wanting to "go further" than what the troika was suggesting) makes a much stronger case for euroskeptics.â Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 09:39 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Yeah, well, the fact that Greece was a) the most dramatic example and therefore b) the one where the EU acted the harshest imo makes it the least representative of how the EU actually operates and as such looking at how things went down in states where its pressures were more subtle and/or propped up by compliant govts (or, in Portugal's case, wanting to "go further" than what the troika was suggesting) makes a much stronger case for euroskeptics.
â Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 09:39 (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
I find this a strange line of argument. Ireland immediately acquiesced to the troika's demands. This had to do with a very characteristically irish collective self-flagellation that seemed born of the fact that we had lost the run of ourselves during the boom. By attempting to push back against ECB orthodoxy, Greece made it visible whereas in Ireland it was presented as entirely inevitable. In either case the outcome is the same but the Greek pushback animates the political aspect of it whereas in the case of Ireland it was allowed to masquerade as an entirely technical or procedural set of decisions, outside the scope of democratic challenge.
Because how dare you, these are fundamental Irish values and the suggestion that we'd be lagging behind on them without the help of Brussels is beyond the pale.
It would be impossible to disagree with this but this point does largely elide the point of the extent to which Irish fiscal policy has been shaped by eu standards and norms. It also elides the fact that the emphasis on austerity rather than stimulous was required by the ECB as part of the bailout agreement. whether or not ireland "would have" gone along with this in a hypothetical reality is sortof beside the point as we can only go on the reality that exists.
plax' somewhat dystopian fintanish description
this is so rude I can't even, but looking back on it my description is incredibly mild. Ireland is a tax shelter but compare it to other tax shelters like Singapore or Luxembourg and it comes out pretty badly in terms of quality of life, particularly around things like healthcare. It is my hope that this will change soon but as it is....
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
Labour should keep extending the hand of co-operation to Swinson. Again and again including in TV debates. The more they do it the more childish it looks throwing it back in their faces.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link
Priority should probably be improving terms with the SNP but giving a glaring Swinzy a fake cheery wave now again sure why not.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link
xxp <3
― provisional ilx (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
improving terms with the SNP
SLAB hate the SNP more than the tories I think
― prorogue mahone (||||||||), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link
completely inexplicably, I am still cracking up over NVâs âFIVE PIND??â story. It seems so relatable
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link
The thing thatâs glossed over is the repulsion I feel when someone applies the singular âpoundâ to a plurality âfiveâ.
Five POUNDS, you six-toed morons!
― coup de twat (suzy), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
it's not a plurality it's a rhizome :)
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link
But pind is plural. As mice is to mouse, pind is to pound.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link
It just reminds me of that horrible man on Oxford Street, with the sales patter TAKE A LOOK A-RIIIIIIND, ITâS MISTER PIIIIIIIIIIIIND *shoots self*
― coup de twat (suzy), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link
my ex used to get very annoyed at me using singular instead of plural (common in west central scotland), the main one that made her mad was "year" instead of "years"
― Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link
have we really skipped the fact that the UKIP leader is too embarrassed to attend his own party conference because they sold less than 450 tickets? and his name is still dick braine? clearly it isn't important, but there must be a slither of schadenfreude to be squeezed out here, surely?
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link
the villejuif video has ended me
― imago, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 00:36 (four years ago) link
Same, though I definitely did a double take at the name of the place
― gyac, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 05:28 (four years ago) link
Same and same.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 07:06 (four years ago) link
Meanwhile in Bournemouth, LibDem MPs have just done a photo op of them all walking into the sea... pic.twitter.com/6EIJa1AARP— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) September 17, 2019
fucking state of this, but it's a bit much to expect such a bunch of shameless corporate shills to have an idea or two about what makes a non-embarrassing photo op
― calzino, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 07:28 (four years ago) link
as reggie perrin said: always go forward and never turn back
― calzino, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 07:30 (four years ago) link
troops... was thinking this morning Iâm really looking forward to the wailing and gnashing of teeth when labour get into government
also I can understand why JC will stay neutral in referendum 2 - makes political sense and wonât mean it becomes a confidence issue - but do think itâs an unfortunate outcome for remainâs chances. he has a constituency in the country, a message on the EU (â7/10â) that resonates with many and he is an effective campaigner - he will be a genuine loss imo
― heard about you (||||||||), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 07:35 (four years ago) link
They look like a herd of sheep in a One Man and is Dog competition xp
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 07:36 (four years ago) link
My abiding nightmare is that he wins largest party and arseholes in the PLP decide via WhatsApp to VONC him after a Queenâs Speech.
― coup de twat (suzy), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 07:51 (four years ago) link
xxp he is not going to stay neutral, the party will. He and McDonnell and Abbott and Starmer will be campaigning for Remain.
― gyac, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 07:55 (four years ago) link
If he wins the seats I don't think they'd have the guts to go after him but I guess there will always be a little worry, they're not the sharpest knives in the drawer
― a wagging to the furious (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 07:55 (four years ago) link
A lot of the worse labour MPs have either gone or intend to stand down. Actually tons of MPs have already said theyâre not standing next time.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Next_United_Kingdom_general_electionI missed it yesterday, but Joan Ryan has announced she will not stand in the next election. That leaves Soubs, Gapes, Leslie and Coffey still plugging along. (Also, omg, their Wikipedia page lists Chris Leslie as deputy leader!)
STATEMENT FROM JOAN RYAN MP â THREAD: Itâs been a huge privilege & honour to serve as the MP for Enfield North. (1/8) pic.twitter.com/mTYT4YMArZ— Joan Ryan MP (@joanryanEnfield) September 16, 2019
― gyac, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 08:04 (four years ago) link