Blue Saturday

irrational disphoria between wanting to die and scared of dying > 1 billion

teeth loosened < not sure i make McGowan look like a fucking Mormon

I didn’t need to picture him in that funny underwear, ty for the mental image this brisk morning.

Can you go to a dentist?

oh my god there is so much work in that department i couldn't afford the fucker and to be honest i don't think there's any new loosening, just a vaguely sore jaw, and that's probably less of an immediate concern than the blood in my ear that i'm too chicken to go to the bathroom mirror and properly examine

i'm physically almost certainly ok. it's the psyche that's fucked. and fucking useless. on a positive tip i'm too bruisy to even want a drink today. yet.

christ i'm a baby i'm sorry shomebody ban me

Mens sana in corpore sano, etc. I mean, not quite, but at least it's not a non-starter. Which is worth far more than you'd think.

there is a literal fuckton of blood all up in my left ear but i appear to be calm and posting as i usually do so

Dried up or still running?

i think it's mostly dry, i'm not bleeding out of there, it's from falling quite hard on my face in MacDo and spilling an entire tube of Pringles under me, Chuckle Brothers get tae fuck i got this

this rosie Malbec is great, it's got polo players on the cover so you know it's hardcore Argentine junta shit

i wish i was elsewhere and i wish getting there wasn't so hard. i think that's partly where the cheap elsewhere of drinking steps in.

But hey I'm getting my hair cut. Hopefully the anxiety tremors won't mess up the job.

a poor trait in a barber, anyone would own

Lol my barber's a lovely guy. My hair is also considerably lovelier now tho I'm still a bit Shakes the Clown for some reason

Bathe in the great feeling of a new haircut imo

Oh I am, promising myself not to leave it again

i'm assuming u got this haircut and i commend u for it

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Tom Hiddleston thinking some thoughts there, as I think we all would in that situation.

(also good luck NV!)

NV you're a fucking legend, you're worth the hard work.

Well I'm unwinding with a drink so let's not go mad

On the whole, and this won't help, i'm a bit more focused this week. Its just that the answers are all sucky

maybe u need to... ask different questions

*steeples fingers, raises eyebrows*

NV you're a fucking legend, you're worth the hard work.

I love and need youse all, sorry I'm such a pathetic saddo

what’s happening?

i feel dumb and lazy

Nothing of note gyac, just feeling as lost and empty as ever and struggling not to drink cos it's one of the few things that doesn't make me feel lost and empty...while I'm drinking

But this community is a big and treasured part of my life and when I'm here all alone it makes me less alone

I legit made the case to someone today that I felt better about being unhappy at work & other people telling me the same because I knew I wasn’t the only one in that situation and so felt less alone, so I get you.

love u nv, stay strong buddy

you should work on the Gaznomicon

I am seriously going to have a go at that but right now I can't even be bothered to walk five yards to the kitchen and heat soup

I think I need to reread "Great Expectations" as prep

"In Supergrass we kept our political view for the pub table" is an obvious opening line

You could write a whole chapter on this

On 7 March 2008, Goffey accompanied politician Boris Johnson in a bid to try to save the post office near where he had grown up in Forest Hill, at Stanton St. John, Oxfordshire. Goffey commented; "I used to buy sweets and cigarettes there and I want my family to be able to continue that tradition."

paging social services

oh boy the Johnson connection in black and white this thing writes itself

you can buy cigarettes at the post office!!!!!

I warmed the soup. Villarreal-Betis turned into a delightful battering.

now i want some battered soup

something something Scotland something something

Anyone who finds using a bowl and spoon too much of a chore when eating their favourite soup will be delighted to learn that soup is now available as a finger food - but comes with an unhealthy twist.

Chip shop boss John Clarkson, 57, has created a pattie-type dish by deep frying farmhouse vegetable soup - and called it the 'soup-er burger.'

John, from Preston, Lancashire, was inspired to create the dish after a cheeky customer picked up on John's penchant for frying and commented: 'You'll be deep-frying soup next!'

But rather than laugh the comment off, John, who has previously deep-fried a giant Ferrero Rocher and a milkshake, picked up the gauntlet and set about working in his chip shop-cum-gastronomical laboratory to find a way of battering and deep-frying soup.

He eventually cracked the problem by cooking up his favourite vegetable soup before adding a touch of cornflour and egg and allowing the mixture to set in a circular mould.

Place around the corner from me does battered mars bars but never been brave enough to try

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cum-gastronomical laboratory

My first battered Mars Bar was from a chippy in Tamworth tbf

They're not all that tbh

God I could eat one now tho

We went to Glasgow 4 years ago for the weekend and we forgot to eat a deep fried mars bar. We were intending to. I did have haggis, which was pretty similar to faggots so I liked it (I am a midlander after all) and square sausage which was A+ would eat in every fried breakfast

square sausage rules

A friend of mine calls it Lorne porn.