Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

I love Grealish and his twattisheness is probly part of the appeal

ditching the much-maligned headband (which i notice Todd Cantwell is also rocking) only to see him up the ante with blonde highlights and a shit ton of fake tan def gave me a chuckle

hes a cock

it's all of a piece with the most-fouled-player stats and getting punched in the head by that Bluenose vermin, he takes such obvious pleasure in being disliked

xp otm

Every right thinking human on the planet knows that the Bluenoses are even BENEATH Leeds scum

Lol the capitalised beneath was an accident but my spell check apparently knows what's up

My feeling is you bought a whole new first team - stupidly or not - and it will take another month or two to fully gel but no way Villa are in the relegation fight

Isn't that what people were saying about Fulham this time last year?

Huge, huge let-off for Gazzaniga.

Nightmare game to have to referee.

5 minutes watching and a VAR call and multiple possible cards. “Fabulously effervescent” or a frenetic mess?

Sissoko probably not even yellow imo

And that’s a lolgoal!

wow

That’s marvellous.

Lol I come out for a cig and heard it but

gonna seek out comments saying he didn't mean to do it specifically to piss myself off

Saw the replay, brilliant imo

absolute joke

dont tell me the FA dont want var to fail

That is the definition of level.

madness

ffs

Had been coming, obviously.

that's precisely as much a guess as it would have been were it done by a tech-bereft linesman

1-1

thats coming, our passing is terrible again. and no defending. and all attacks outsourced to the fullbacks.

we're as easy to get through as at any time since poch joined

son has been rotten, isn't in any way even trying to narrow down his full back and has been the start of a few of their most dangerous counters

goes without saying that ndombele is passing at c.50%, really awful

but var cant confirm that is a red from gray

absolutely fuck off

thats a horrible tackle

yeah this hums

how fucking lazy is thw closing and tackling from us there

easy easy easy

ref and var aside these cowards deserve this loss tbh

that looked saveable

yep I thought so

jesus i know it must be horrible waiting in the box for a decent cross but the lads could at least try to look interested when one goes in

cunts

RIP Watford

Jesus Christ.

In lieu of Flores..

how exactly did that massacre occur? 5 goals in 18 minutes?

Sheffield United just scored, and of course the celebration delayed while ref "conferred".

so annoying.

Yeah but fortunately

Watford = he'salreadydead.gif

trying to watch these games in the Philippines is sort of a quest but found a stream finally

I'm not even that gungho on that "football didn't start in 92 u rubes" tip but optajoe tweeting about five goals in 18 minutes being a Prem record when it definitely goes back way further is irking me

Most League points by manager since August 2017:

Pep Guardiola 208 Man City
Jurgen Klopp 187 Liverpool
Danny Cowley 172 Huddersfield Town

recent football history stats tend to be a reet load of bollox tbf!

Everton look like dookie atm

Seanbean.gif

god we're shit

Really thought Wolves were gonna put one through. Some good combo play.

One mo half

ok I must have cursed Wolves. none of my four teams have won in the last 13 or so matches they've played going back almost a month.

it's a rough spell at the moment but plenty of time to turn things around