2020 Democratic presidential primary

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I wouldn’t call sterilers sociopaths though, merely deliriously pessimistic and inexplicably selfish

― L'assie (Euler), Monday, September 16, 2019 2:02 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

don't act like you're the one generally called upon to defend yourself

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

ilxors failing to understand reproduction on an existential level continues to be one of ilx's best running gags

Mordy, Monday, 16 September 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

Yeah all the persecution for not having kids must be rough, but your consolation is not having to be responsible for another human life. Can we go back to talking about the primary?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

ilxors failing to understand reproduction on an existential level continues to be one of ilx's best running gags

― Mordy, Monday, September 16, 2019 2:16 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean it's a gag but also I don't understand it

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

it's only my second week at this job I don't have a ton of tasks yet

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

it's all about the birds and the bees

Mordy, Monday, 16 September 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link

Bees over babies

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

Which candidates are in favor of making reproduction a function of the state is my question, I’m voting for them

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

lxors failing to understand reproduction on an existential level

These arguments don't do much to counter sic's sociopath accusation.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link

Apparently WFP gave the leadership more of a say in the endorsement this time

Simon H., Monday, 16 September 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link

What kind of irresponsible, deranged animals refuse to turn around 200,000 years of evolutionary impulse on a dime?

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

“Which candidates are in favor of making reproduction a function of the state is my question, I’m voting for them”

Republicans

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

200,000 only??

Mordy, Monday, 16 September 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

when we really ripened up

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

What kind of irresponsible, deranged animals refuse to turn around 200,000 years of evolutionary impulse on a dime?

there were only 200 years of industrial damage to the biosphere at that point and ppl refused to turn that around either

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

Horny sapiens

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 16 September 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

Allow me to apologize for having a sub-replacement number of offspring

El Tomboto, Monday, 16 September 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

WFP isn't really a party

having a child in my house wdnt be a party either

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 03:45 (four years ago) link

you should have it in the hospital, where it's sterile

j., Tuesday, 17 September 2019 03:47 (four years ago) link

How's the baby one day gonna have babies if it's sterile?

pplains, Tuesday, 17 September 2019 03:54 (four years ago) link

so it's come to megadeth lyrics now i see

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 04:44 (four years ago) link

hey if everyone in the world stopped having kids in 1980 think of all the soundcloud rap we'd have missed out on

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link

#NEW Post-Debate California Democratic Primary Poll:

Biden 26%
Sanders 26%
Warren 20%
Yang 7%
Harris 6%
O'Rourke 5%
Buttigieg 4%
Gabbard 2%@EmersonPollinghttps://t.co/NdDdOS3Yqm pic.twitter.com/9xHhn6WHMk

— Political Polls (@PpollingNumbers) September 17, 2019

harris losing to yang in her home state. time to go.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:14 (four years ago) link

time to go.

um. it's September 2019. she should continue until some actual votes get cast or else she runs out of money or the will to continue. it's not like she's doing anyone any harm by staying in.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:24 (four years ago) link

tbh the more candidates who drop out of the race the better

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

it's not like she's doing anyone any harm by staying in.

I think she should stay in, but running for president does seem to require a certain amount of time and energy (and fundraising), and she does currently hold a pretty important job.

Sally Jessy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

she does currently hold a pretty important job.

not if Mitch McConnell has any say in it

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

i don't actually think she'll drop out. it would be unusual. and i guess i'd rather she picks up the nom than buttigieg if biden completely loses control of his dentures *and* the DNC somehow makes it impossible for one the two (2) good candidates to win.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

Because horserace.

https://i.imgur.com/SIEqxzB.gif

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 17 September 2019 23:35 (four years ago) link

trendlines there seem legit

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 00:50 (four years ago) link

v curious about the 1 percent of Democratic primary voters who don't know Joe Biden's name

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link

v curious about the 1 percent of Democratic primary voters who don't know Joe Biden's name

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link

"Horse race" shit, but I didn't think this possible:

(CNN)A new NBC/Wall Street Journal poll out Tuesday finds former Vice President Joe Biden leads the field in the first national polling after last week's Democratic presidential debate, but Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts has risen to hold second place on her own.

The new polling comes after the debate brought to the fore a slew of new policy platforms for candidates to address, including gun policy and race relations, and continued the debate about the future of American health care.

The poll, fielded by phone from Sept. 13-16 and with a margin of error of plus or minus 4.36 percentage points for results among Democratic primary voters, showed Biden with 31% and Warren with 25%. The poll has Warren up 7 points since early July, the last time NBC and the Wall Street Journal released a poll, and is another survey showing Warren's support has grown in recent months.

Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont was at 14%, South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg at 7% and Sen. Kamala Harris of California at 5%. Businessman Andrew Yang clocked in at 4%, Sen. Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota at 2% and Sen. Cory Booker of New Jersey at 2%. All the rest of the tested field landed at 1% or less.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 00:59 (four years ago) link

can’t tell if you mean Biden holding or Warren rising

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 02:03 (four years ago) link

joe who

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link

v curious about the 1 percent of Democratic primary voters who don't know Joe Biden's name

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, September 17, 2019 8:53 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

That it went from 1% to 2% to 1% is particularly funny.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 02:19 (four years ago) link

dems getting comfortable smh

Non stop chantar (crüt), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 02:38 (four years ago) link

a margin of error of plus or minus 4.36 percentage points !!!

this, plus that it is a national poll, while presidential elections are run as a set of very state-specific elections, renders this poll of only the broadest, vaguest, most general sort of value.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 03:13 (four years ago) link

Not many union members stayed to hear Amy Klobuchar here at AFL-CIO conference in Philly. Place cleared out after Bernie left. pic.twitter.com/PBXyUddf7O

— Steve Peoples (@sppeoples) September 17, 2019

global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 04:45 (four years ago) link

crowd probably afraid of flying objects

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

Why is she still in the race?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

Morning Joe likes her.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link

Think of all the losers in the past who have hung on into at least the first few months of primaries. Not sure why anyone would drop out now unless they're out of money.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

dare you to read it

Elizabeth Warren is on a trajectory to win the Democratic presidential nomination. But how electable is she? @jonathanchait writes https://t.co/Jkr7SbEzEx

— New York Magazine (@NYMag) September 18, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

Guess the Author

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 14:00 (four years ago) link

Bernie, of course, is not electable either because Pundit Fatigue + Hatred of Real Dem Socialism

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link

lol at "now-likely"

guess the DNC made some calls

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

Biden stroke scheduled for Nov. 19 iirc

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link

I think Warren’s upward momentum is slowing down a bit

Non stop chantar (crüt), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

not going to sweat a second derivative in September tho

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link


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