Stonewall the QUEER SUMMER 2019

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so liiiiike
i'm getting together with a guy tonight who's super into this dom sub stuff
like i think he wants me to slap him around which don't get me wrong, i'm totally into
but it's been a hot minute sooo i just hope i haven't lost my touch
also i have a 4th date with a reallllly nice and handsome guy on Friday. he used to be a runway model so i have no idea what he's doing with me but I'LL TAKE IT

surm, Monday, 16 September 2019 20:07 (one month ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOMvs_1UFCk

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 16 September 2019 21:14 (one month ago) link

:P :D :D

surm, Monday, 16 September 2019 21:52 (one month ago) link

I
Just
Took advantage of the "open" nature of my relationship for the first time in a year-and-a-half. It was a total surprise! A friend came over for lunch, he lingered, it was clear he was interested, I offered, he pretended to act surprised, etc.

I wasn't especially attracted to the guy? But I like him a lot personally? But it was weirdly, still, the best O I've had in a long, long time. It was really hot and the dude was clearly very happy about it too.

But then, of course, after he left, I became Lady Macbeth, scrubbing the condom smell from my hands, laundering literally everything in the house, showering shaving making dinner basically had an extended domestic explosion in response to this

I get it but I don't get it, really. Monogamous Sex That Is Just Fine is so perfect, problem free, reliable, easy, I am still so confused by this dynamic.

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Saturday, 21 September 2019 23:54 (three weeks ago) link

well, that is a very domestic goddess dynamic

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 22 September 2019 04:22 (three weeks ago) link

“I learned to cook this good because I was always cheating on my boyfriend”

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 22 September 2019 05:08 (three weeks ago) link

yeah p much

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:16 (three weeks ago) link

it's also like a primitive thing tho
sex with strangers, in terms of evolution speaking, is not as safe as the one you know
it makes sense that after he leaves you would want to expound upon the safety and tranquility of your home

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:17 (three weeks ago) link

not that your friend is a stranger but you kwim

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:18 (three weeks ago) link

Pro-tip: if you're gonna have sex with one of your closest friends, be sure it's at least good sex and not mediocre sex like I endured Sat night/Sunday morning.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2019 16:36 (three weeks ago) link

mediocre is often good enough.

not ready to start a fall thread yet (maybe cuz it's 89 F in NYC today) but i can't think of a good title.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2019 16:39 (three weeks ago) link

fuck. so ready for 65 degrees.

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:45 (three weeks ago) link

ummm also Alfred that's a really good tip

surm, Monday, 23 September 2019 16:45 (three weeks ago) link

xp from my own post in the "nobody goes to the theater" thread but i love this musical and wish everyone would give it a listen so:

The OST for the outrageously good and crazy wordy "A Strange Loop" came out today - described by the Liz Phair loving playwright/composer as a musical about a black, fat, queer, effeminate theater nerd searching for meaning by writing a musical about a black, fat, queer, effeminate theater nerd who writes a musical about a black, fat, queer, effeminate theater nerd searching for meaning - and it's great.

Author is Michael (r) Jackson, so he names the lead of his roman a clef "Usher" and he's an usher at a Disney show. Highly recommended!
https://open.spotify.com/album/7vlAmEdZEOVdRUsB4fgrvC?si=1MkKwKxrSPKsLgS_qkobmg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 September 2019 16:56 (two weeks ago) link

"Inwood Daddy," in context, is fucking devastating

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:02 (two weeks ago) link

Ahhh hahahah that sounds so awesome!!

fgti (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:37 (two weeks ago) link

i think you'll love it fgti, kinda has your name on it; would love to see you and jackson collabo.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 27 September 2019 17:43 (two weeks ago) link

so i just started getting furniture in my bach pad
feels so gooood

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:29 (one week ago) link

including the waterbed?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:45 (one week ago) link

ha that would be the day

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:49 (one week ago) link

summer is over, queers

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 15:51 (one week ago) link

THANK GOD

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:11 (one week ago) link

Do not accept.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:37 (one week ago) link

are you saying we need a new thread morbzy?

surm, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:42 (one week ago) link

i have a really unpopular title ready, so beat me to it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 16:55 (one week ago) link

No please share.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:34 (one week ago) link

Hurry up and make the thread I have sumthin to say

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 17:42 (one week ago) link

Oh no, I was posting that in a Jazmine Masters voice

i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:37 (one week ago) link

--- - Oop

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:38 (one week ago) link

Canceling Ellen and the NFL: QUEER FALL of 2019

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:39 (one week ago) link


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