The Australian Zeitgeist Tracking Thread

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There might be a fatal flaw in this hang the environmental impact studies and let’s build more dams strategy - if it doesn’t fucking rain.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 16 September 2019 00:42 (six months ago) link

Also stop growing cotton.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 16 September 2019 00:42 (six months ago) link

We need Fran Kelly back on RN Breakfast. McCormac should not have been allowed to get away with his 'Fuck the Frogs, dig the dams and the rain will magically appear schtick'.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 16 September 2019 04:03 (six months ago) link

I'm pretty sure farmers more than anyone are well aware of climate change and its looming problems, theyre not stupid. But yes, why the fuck we grow cotton or rice in this country I dont know.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 16 September 2019 04:23 (six months ago) link

Oh, well, a whole bunch of those National-voting fuckwits are about to run out of water. I guess it's possible they MIGHT realise voting against protecting the land you rely on because the bigot arguing to destroy it is wearing an akubra is not a long-term plan for success.

just imagine how much worse it’d have been under labor! JUST IMAGINE

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 September 2019 05:39 (six months ago) link

The current lab hand-wringing and vacillating makes me worry that their policy might be to wear a different coloured akubra hat.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 16 September 2019 05:40 (six months ago) link

“sure, hitler started the second world war, but just imagine how much worse labor would have been!!!!!!!” <cry-wanks over a photo of john howard>

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 September 2019 05:41 (six months ago) link

(godwin can get fucked, we are at that point now)

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 September 2019 05:42 (six months ago) link

that’s a bit harsh given how Godwin has been tweeting for the last two years

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 16 September 2019 06:15 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

i am in serious despair about this country

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 September 2019 13:11 (six months ago) link

please point me to all relevant news sources explaining how your PM was supposed to help with countering the conclusions of the US intelligence community re: Russian election interference c.2016

El Tomboto, Monday, 30 September 2019 23:35 (six months ago) link

probably through faith tbh, it's what powers the POTUS

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 00:21 (six months ago) link

I would tell you but given the government is banging up journos, and I’m afraid asio is watching and will come and get me, even if I am in Tokyo.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 00:53 (six months ago) link

please point me to all relevant news sources explaining how your PM was supposed to help with countering the conclusions of the US intelligence community re: Russian election interference c.2016

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/01/donald-trump-urged-scott-morrison-help-discredit-mueller-inquiry

honestly though this is a 2/10 on the scale of putrid racist homophobic sociopathic things this absolute fucking cockwomble has done

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 10:02 (six months ago) link

tried to gently explain to a lower-ranking colleague at work today that no, there has been no law passed in Australia to allow abortion to occur at time of birth (despite her protests that it is on Facebook and 'it's on Channel 9' - linked to some weirdo site on there with a screenshot of Nine News)

all types of despair, this country's traditional mindset of don't tell me what dickhead makes it more prone to this type of stuff

worries me even more than the usual malarkey of sucking up to americans, not matter how fucking mad or illegal they are at the time

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 11:39 (six months ago) link

one month passes...

I’m in Brisbane today an this woke capital city greenie is raving mad that he has to go out and buy a dust mask.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 11 November 2019 01:02 (four months ago) link

breathe in our wealth and prosperity with gratitude ye god damned hippie

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 November 2019 04:21 (four months ago) link

unfortunately our home is girt by c’s

estela, Monday, 11 November 2019 12:17 (four months ago) link

sending sympathies from the most progressive city in this relative shitbag of a country

times 牛肉麵 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 November 2019 21:02 (four months ago) link

Scott Morrison is a cunt, cunting it up on the ABC.

I can’t think of anything more amusing or cryptic to write really.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:21 (four months ago) link

Told him to fuck off and die on twitter, got suspended

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 20:39 (four months ago) link

[reads up on australian politics for about seven minutes] yep i'm depressed now

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Friday, 22 November 2019 12:30 (four months ago) link

Infrastructure week down under!

badg, Saturday, 23 November 2019 00:39 (four months ago) link

Infrastructure week in Tasmania and you now get apology if you are a homophobic fascist cunt.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 4 December 2019 06:05 (four months ago) link

hello from [coughs & splutters for nine minutes]... Sydney

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 8 December 2019 11:23 (three months ago) link

I’m not looking forward to my trip to Sydney next week.

I’m also very ashamed. I had to present to the board of the company I am working for right now and was chatting with the chairman (notorious coal plant owning, climate denying fuckstick), in the preamble, while the conference call was getting, I passed up the opportunity to educate him (and possibly loose my job). I bottled it. Not next time.

Albo can go fuck himself as well.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 8 December 2019 21:02 (three months ago) link

Albanese, Terri Butler, Joel Fitzgibbon, useless fuckwits all.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 9 December 2019 01:23 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

What is this Australia Day tv advert and why doesn’t it have a message at the end say who is funding it?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 9 January 2020 10:27 (two months ago) link

two months pass...

Clive Palmer is out trying kill readers of The Australian today,

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 27 March 2020 22:21 (one week ago) link

good

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 27 March 2020 22:40 (one week ago) link

About time, frankly.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Saturday, 28 March 2020 02:36 (one week ago) link

Can we pause and laugh at Peter Dutton’s continuing failure to “Stop the Boats”

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 March 2020 23:26 (six days ago) link

What’s happened today?

Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:22 (five days ago) link

Petter Dutton is shouting at a number of cruise ships anchored off New South Wales that won't leave. I think they only have crew on them but he wants them to go back to their home ports. I think he called the AFP about it.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:39 (five days ago) link

Ah - I saw they'd been ordered to leave after three crew from the Ruby Plagueship were evacced to hospital from Botany Bay the other day, didn't know they were staying. Loving the idea of him standing on the outcrop where John Woo had Tom Cruise throw a motorcycle at a dude, screaming so hard at a boat that a single vein finally shows up on his smooth potato carapace.

Dollarmite Is My Name (sic), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:26 (five days ago) link

All it took was for the world to end to provide free childcare.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 2 April 2020 02:15 (three days ago) link

Prime Minister uses a security-hacking scam app to read bible & deliver prayers for a group that asks "Coronavirus TS: God's punishment for sin, or the work of the demonic?," from his Parliamentary office

donald failson (sic), Thursday, 2 April 2020 20:22 (three days ago) link

we are doomed

karmic blowback for dissing pip and jane baker (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 April 2020 20:23 (three days ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6v5Zx41y64

StanM, Saturday, 4 April 2020 12:26 (yesterday) link


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