Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

Sounds like he needs Pelecanos

Corn Pop, Earl Warren, and Me.

Just watched Corn pop thing now I can die happy.

And here I thought "corn pop" referred to stuff like Bobby Goldsboro singing "Honey" or J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers singing "Last Kiss".

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Daniel Dale and others have confirmed the Corn Pop story, making it less fun to joke about

the polling's the polling but i swear the only people who want joe biden for president are on television

If anything it sounds like Biden is downgrading his (genial, non-virulent) racism in telling the story more recently, calling CornPop “Esther Williams” instead of using swear words & making fun of his conk

has anybody itt ever been polled???

I’m the one who does the polling

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wMEq1mGpP5A/hqdefault.jpg

The only time I've answered the phone and taken a poll turned out to be a ridiculous local political push poll

I'm guessing I'm one of those unheard Iowans who keeps not picking up, leading to grandmas who like Joe Biden being the primary polling group

they adjust hard for stuff like that

I remember during the '16 cycle there was one poll that was really high on Trump b/c there was one 19 year old black guy in the sample who planned to vote Trump and their algorithm weighted him like 10,000x anyone else

as in “look up, children, it’s a drone” https://t.co/Qri9RXMjUu

— Jeremy McLellan (@JeremyMcLellan) October 1, 2019

biden’s obama posturing is hilarious

Former Vice President Joe Biden on Wednesday for the first time called for President Donald Trump’s impeachment. “To preserve our Constitution, our democracy, our basic integrity, he should be impeached,” Biden said of the President, speaking at a town hall in New Hampshire. “He’s shooting holes in the Constitution,” Biden said. “And we cannot let him get away with it.”

Doesn't he have a Second Amendment right to shoot holes in it?

Well, I must say that if a dickhead like Joe Biden wants to remove Trump from office, then it must be a bad idea, amirite?

here it is, the unsteady grandpa brawl we've yearned for

Thanks for watching. Stop stonewalling the Congress. Honor your oath. Respect the Constitution.

And speaking of taxpayers, I’ve released 21 years of my tax returns. You? https://t.co/CrqOQG8YXb

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 9, 2019

they can compare bms

uncle joe displaying flawless judgement yet again

https://i.redd.it/41ulbaz7l8s31.jpg

lol kinda corrupt

Bloomberg reports:

Joe Biden’s son, Hunter Biden, is stepping down from the board of a Chinese-backed private equity company, according to a statement given to Bloomberg.
The younger Biden, whose business interests in Ukraine are at the center of Donald Trump’s impeachment scandal, also promises to “forego all foreign work” if his dad is elected president in 2020.

uncle joe displaying flawless judgement yet again

four years ago he was a callow lad of 72 in a go-nowhere job, please let's not hold childish pranks from his youth against him

Biden is def not going anywhere soon barring a stroke or whatnot

Let’s put this in perspective: if you eliminate every single solitary soldier, tank, satellite, nuclear weapon, eliminate the Pentagon and it would only pay for 4 months of Medicare for All. 4 months.

Where do the other 8 months come from? Your paycheck. #DemDebate

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 16, 2019

is this supposed to be pro- or anti-M4A

Sounds great

is Biden even advocating FOR anything other than, idk, incremental progress? all I ever see or hear is him shitting on everyone else's plans.

truly an inspiring vision for these times.

We are The United States of America and we can do anything we set our minds to, except create a rational system to provide health care to everyone who needs it.

He is advocating for teaching black people to use record players at night so that their children’s vocabulary is no longer poor as he believes it is.

last time I checked we didn't to have sell our own modest military industrial complex on e-bay to fund the NHS, the main problem is UK equivalents of cunts like Biden under-funding it because they hate its very existence.

this is reminding me that I need to see if the Delaney bus is still in town. The slogan on the side is amazingly non boat-rocking:”Real Solutions, not Impossible Promises”

truly the “things are mostly ok” guy

it's basically his version of Hillary's "no promises, we've had enough of that"

The USA was founded upon the proposition that all men were created equal... and that's a problem we know how to fix.

By Biden's tweet numbers, single payer would cost 2,1 trillion a year which is really nothing terrible for the US, pretty affordable even.

trillions though, with a "t"! (this is the argument, far as I can tell)

60$ per american per year for coverage, wowee.

Biden, the President for Loss Aversion.

6k per person I think

Yeah I’m way off haha. Still there’s enough money in the US to have both a fully funded US defense and single payer.

6k is what my premium is per year (I pay half, company pays half)

my family (2 + kid) is 16k

also it doesn't have to be 6k per person if RICH PPL WERE TAXED AT REASONABLE RATES

You prob have deductibles and co-pays too. So out-of-pocket healthcare costs are higher if you, yanno, actually use healthcare services at any point.

That $6K per capita figure is predicated on simply dividing the whole M4A program cost by the population of the USA, which flat rate (as ums helpfully points out) is not how the tax burden would be distributed. As it now stands, there are over 40,000,000 uninsured people and the cost of health care is still about 18% of USA GDP. For comparison, France and Germany spend about 11.5% of their GDP on universal health care.

hey Joe your dipshit son made $50k A MONTH to do -- and let's be really real here -- fuck all. maybe he can pay for it.

Healthcare would also contribute greatly to productivity and provide lots of new jobs

ffs

At a DC fundraiser, Biden again slammed Warren for saying he should be in the GOP primary due to M4A criticism. "God love her. That's not the way you get things done, man." Instead GOP pols will have "epiphany" once Trump leaves, he said, per pool report.

— Liz Goodwin (@lizcgoodwin) November 6, 2019

the 'epiphany' will be that a Democrat won so they are required to halt all forward progress on any bill of any descrption so as to deprive Democrats of 'wins'

yup

it's weird how his GOP buddies in the Senate are clamoring to completely and extra-legally fuck him and yet he still thinks "oh sure, they'll come around"

Folks,

one thing that's particularly amazing about the video of the bite is just how much finger he actually managed to get into his mouth in that split second pic.twitter.com/geSwNt7CnX

— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) December 1, 2019